Trustworthy Reader “Pendejo Joe” got a chance to attend the first test screening for the upcoming horror film, "30 Days of Night,” which the trailer just debuted over the weekend.
The film is set in the isolated town of Barrow, Alaska, in the extreme northern hemisphere, which is plunged into complete darkness annually for an entire month. When most of the inhabitants head south for the winter, a mysterious group of strangers appear: bloodthirsty vampires, ready to take advantage of the uninterrupted darkness to feed on the town's residents. As the night wears on, Barrow's Sheriff Eben (Josh Hartnett), his estranged wife Stella (Melissa George), and an ever-shrinking group of survivors must do anything they can to last until daylight.
Here is what “Pendejo Joe” had to say about the film:
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Let me preface this by saying that I am not a comic book junkie, and while I’d heard of 30 DAYS OF NIGHT as a property, I’d never read it. I was, however, curious to seed director David Slade’s followup film to the small but oddly arresting HARD CANDY. Would he be able to translate the characters from his first effort into elevating a vampire film? Would he be able to pull off the action scenes, where HARD CANDY had none? Would he be able to get a respectable performance out of Josh Hartnett, whose yet to show why he’s a known actor? The answer, unfortunately, is a resounding no.
The film is told through the trailer which has now hit the internet. The premise is really nothing more, nothing less than you see in those two minutes. The “nothing more” is where the problem lies. A group of people living in Alaska get ambushed when the eponymous “thirty days of night” begin and they stay behind in their small town, unaware of what will be waiting for them when the sun goes down. Our leads, Eben (Josh Hartnett) and Stella (Melissa George who does look mighty fine) are a couple with a rocky marriage, oddly enough both cops in the town. Ben Foster, who’s overdoing it with the over-the-top character roles and needs to choose something to do straight, appears and warns them of what’s coming – but his psychotic states causes the police to throw him in the cell. At this point I’m asking myself … okay where’s the catch here? Vampires attacking a group of people…seen that. Are they going to play up the fact that they have to survive for thirty entire days, making survival in the cold a big part of the movie and thus giving it a unique twist? Nope. Are the vampires going to be somehow unique, are they going to have some cool new element that raises the bar from the stale premise. Nope.
In fact, in light of films like BLADE and 28 DAYS LATER – 30 DAYS OF NIGHT FEELS like it should’ve been done ten years ago. What follows after Ben Foster shows up is the plethora of clichés – the group holes up in a the attic of a house and fights among themselves as to how best survive – one of them tries to leave and almost gives their position up – they have to make their way to a store to try gather material and sure enough they are attacked. The vampires themselves look like clones from the Blade TV series. The camera works is sloppy, the acting stale (Josh Hartnett I hope to God the next few prove me wrong) and ultimately the film feels like an attempt to mine the title, which oddly enough is not explored in its eponymous promise – that the film is NOT just going to be another vampire flick but one which tests its characters survival or thirty long days. I can’t help but thing it was a result of the director going from a tiny, character-based film with great actors to an action/horror movie. Maybe the leap was too much to make – he should’ve tried something smaller in between.
In the end, to say I was disappointed would be an understatement. I pray to God that the upcoming I AM LEGEND, which promises to have a similar premise, brings something new to this genre which is growing stale.
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