Now, I'm sure you'll hear a lot of people beaming about all the shooting and blood and gore, perhaps they will regale you with recollections of how the good Judge shoots a flare into a criminals mouth and calmly watches his flesh bubble away, perhaps they'll smile at the memory of three men falling down a building and scaring the living crap out of the inhabitants.
Of course, I too could gush for hours about all of this. But to do so would be a disservice to a film which is far, far more than mere violence.
Dredd is nothing less than the Dirty Harry of our generation. Like the 1971 Eastwood vehicle it creates a world which is at once familiar and terrifyingly alien. Mega City One is a masterclass in squalor, as gangs rule the streets and the destitute are forced to squat in the dirt, holding signs stating 'WILL DEBASE SELF FOR CREDITS'.
The Hollywood stereotype of the Escobarian gangster living in opulence is beautifully diverted here, the criminals are the most hopeless, lost, nihilistic bunch you could hope to find. And the main antagnoist, however crazy, leaves one with the impression of being a victim creating other victims, a horribly broken woman knowingly wasting her life.
Lena Heady is mesmerising as Ma-Ma, at once twitchingly insane and unnervingly sedate, she turns what could have been a very mundane role into something far more memorable.
Also defying genre stereotypes is Olivia Thirlby as Anderson. This is how women should be written. She is not a love interest, she does not exist to be rescued, she has a personality, she has a character arc and above all, she is likeable. You really start to root for her as she transforms from a nervous, awkward pariah to a dangerously competent Judge. In many ways, her frailty and doubt allow us to see the corrupt world through someone quite similar to ourselves, an outsider just as shocked by the brutality as we are.
But the star of the movie is undoubtedly Karl Urban, all professionalism and ruthlessness, he is a revelation as Judge Dredd. I won't spoil too much, but simply point to a scene which I feel will become the most iconic one of the whole movie.
At one point, Dredd disposes of one of Ma-Ma's subordinates. With her and her whole crew looking on, he kills this man with complete indifference. And after doing so he simply walks away, he doesn't give a grand speech, he doesn't make a clever joke, he doesn't even stare his nemesis down to ensure the message has been delivered. He kills, he leaves, so supremely confident in both his ability and his authority.
Dredd is an absolute triumph and will leave you absolutely breathless once the final credits roll and you stumble from the cinema trying to digest what you just watched.
It may not have an all star cast, it may not be family friendly or full of the wit that made The Avengers so much fun, but it is a truly special animal.
I hope as many of you as possible go to see this film, I hope you tell your friends and your families, I hope they tell their friends and families, I hope this movie becomes all the things I know it deserves to be.
Because letting Judge Dredd fall to the wayside of cinematic history would be nothing short of criminal.