Kid Forced To Unclog Toilet With His Bare Hands

[Captain Planet!]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090206/ap_on_fe_st/odd_clogged_toilet

EAGAN, Minn. – An elementary school principal could be disciplined for allegedly forcing a 6-year-old boy to unclog a toilet with his bare hands. The principal of Rahn Elementary has been on paid leave since mid-December while the school district investigated a complaint from the boy's parents. The school board proposed disciplinary action on Thursday. The nature of the discipline wasn't made public.


The boy's parents claim their son told them the principal made him clean out a toilet bowl that the boy had accidentally clogged on Dec. 12. The boy told his parents he wiped himself with paper towels, instead of toilet paper, causing the clog.

The principal declined to respond to the claims Thursday. He also didn't say what disciplinary action was proposed and whether he'd appeal.

And also, I said "bare" hands, not "bear" hands... So don't get any funny ideas, jackasses.

 

[Danalys]

caught poo handed..... by bears

 

[The Original Bamfer]

that is the way to get it done, isn't it?

 

[Danalys]

if you're goldilocks looking for the right sized toilet it is.

 

[Addendum]

Who the hell uses paper towels to wipe their ass

 

[Hobgoblin]

I assume there was no regular toilet paper.


I hope.

 

[oakzap425]

Who the hell uses paper towels to wipe their ass

...Probably a 6 year old... who was probably in a stall with no TP. I put money on the fact the stall was out of TP and he got up and went and got Paper towels.

Thing is... he used a **** load. Because if you use like 3 sheets, it won't clog a toilet.

 

[Marx]

That's just gross.

 

[DDS]

They could use some more hardcore ****ter punishments at my school.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

You know, we did an experiment in my General Chemistry class where we tested the absorbency of different brands of Paper Towels, including the school's own paper towels, and the ones the school used were more absorbent with plain tap water than Brawny, Bounty, etc. etc.

 

[Cunning Stunts]

At first, I thought it sounded funny. Then I thought, what would I do if my child came home and told me this?

I'd walk right into that principal's office, pull his punk ass out from across his desk, and put his face in the same toilet my kid had to unclog.

 

[Master Chief]

Thing is... he used a **** load. Because if you use like 3 sheets, it won't clog a toilet.

There's no other way to wipe up a load of s**t.

 

[Majic Walrus]

We're all assuming that it was an accident. I assume that it was too. But either way, even if he did it on purpose that is still not a suitable punishment for a 6-year-old.

I hope the principal gets fired. Hardcore.

 

[Immortalfire]

Reminds me of how my boss clogged the work toilet with paper towels. Eventually it caused him to fork over a few thousand for a load of plumbing work, and a new outside pipeline to correct it.

The plumber told me that when he got the old pipe out, it was jam packed with paper towels...way to go bossman.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Reminds me of how my boss clogged the work toilet with paper towels. Eventually it caused him to fork over a few thousand for a load of plumbing work, and a new outside pipeline to correct it.

The plumber told me that when he got the old pipe out, it was jam packed with paper towels...way to go bossman.

I don't think Mirko would be too happy if he found out you're telling everyone this story. I mean, it is a little embarrassing.

 

[Immortalfire]

It might be, if a few thousand wasn't pocket change to him. It's all good.

 

[oakzap425]

There's no other way to wipe up a load of s**t.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

His parents complained?!?! If I was the dad I would go up to the school and stick the principles head down the bog.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Kid should of used Shamwow.

 

[BlackLantern]

Ive clogged a few toilets, and it had nothing to do with toilet paper

 

[Captain Planet!]

 

[Eggyman]

I'm liking Planet's thumbs up next to the title lol

 

[Majic Walrus]

I'm liking Planet's thumbs up next to the title lol

I just noticed that.

 

[Sexecutioner]

I'm pretty sure principals don't have the authority to make you stick your hand into a feces-filled toilet.

 

[Majic Walrus]

I'm pretty sure principals don't have the authority to make you stick your hand into a feces-filled toilet.

What exactly should the 6 year old have done though? Refuse?

At that age I doubt he knew the validity of the punishment or the proper consequences. He was probably trying to avoid some sort of punishment that would get leaked back to his parents. He gets home and he's crying because he feels guilty and his parents ask him what happened... Then he spills it.

I doubt the kid even realized how far out of bounds this guy was until AFTER he'd told his parents.