King of The Hill!

[SE7EN]

I gaze at you from afar.

I focus all my energy upon you.

I hold my breath until my mental attack can come to fruition.

At the moment of truth, I release my psionic blast.

Damn, forgot to remove my tin-foil hat...
My head explodes...

...still your hill

 

[Ultra Lantern]

I gaze at you from afar.

I focus all my energy upon you.

I hold my breath until my mental attack can come to fruition.

At the moment of truth, I release my psionic blast.

Damn, forgot to remove my tin-foil hat...
My head explodes...

...still your hill

Thank you.

 

[Anubis]

I beat you to death with a jar of Vaseline. My hill b***hes!!!

 

[Sensi]

I Kick you in your sensitive spot and smile sweetly as I become the QUEEN of the Hill

 

[NHawk19]

Until just as I'm walking up the heel on your shoe breaks and you stumble back down into Anubis' jar (and by jar he means 55 gal drum. I mean seriously there's so much wrong with that post on so many levels I dont know where to begin). Leaving me as king.

 

[SE7EN]

Silence... floating ... infinity ... purgatory

A small white spec in the distance. What is that?

The spec grows... white light engulfing me, warm, inviting.

Curious I step through...

Now I realize how very cold I am, everything hurts. What is happening?

A sudden sensation, my eyes flutter, blurry colors...

STOP! Eyes wide. Lucid. Hill. Vengeance. Mine.

With everything racing at breakneck speed except for my body, I begin to formulate my revenge!

DUM DUM DUMMMMMMMMM!!!!!11111oneoneoneoneooooo...........