Kirk v Picard (found long ago on the web)

[Danger Mouse]

Oooohhh... Dew has joined in the fray. Now look who's in trouble...

Dew, if you need someone to replace Eli, PM me.

 

[MaskedManJRK]

Jonathan Archer owns Kirk and other Starfleet Captains put together.

...Who the f**k is Jonathan Archer?

 

[Mee]

...Who the f**k is Jonathan Archer?

From Enterprise. He's better than Janeway, but that's not saying much.

 

[Whirlysplat]

From Enterprise. He's better than Janeway, but that's not saying much.

He's no Kirk that's for sure.

- Whirly

 

[lars573]

He's no Kirk that's for sure.

- Whirly

Thank the gods for that. I hated Kirk. Sisko is THE captain.

 

[Whirlysplat]

Thank the gods for that. I hated Kirk. Sisko is THE captain.

hmmm.... for a space station I agree, but not for a flagship.

- Whirly

 

[The Squirrel]

hmmm.... for a space station I agree, but not for a flagship.

- Whirly

He did good on the Defiant.

 

[GarudA]

I like Picard but, I enjoy watching Sisko more, plus he can kick both their ass's.

 

[Whirlysplat]

He did good on the Defiant.

But can he beat a Klingon with his bare hands.

- Whirly

 

[Immortalfire]

hmmm.... for a space station I agree, but not for a flagship.

- Whirly

Sisko never commanded a flagship. Nor did Kirk, for that matter.

 

[ToddIsDead]

Pike was the best. The first Captain of the Enterprise. Even if he was only in two episodes, even though in one of which, he was a quadropolegic, scared, mute.

 

[Kritish]

Jack O'Neill from Stargate SG-1 is better then any of them. Forget tea, he drinks Heineken Beer and watches the Simpson's!

 

[Kritish]

Don't forget Malcom Reynolds for Firefly.

 

[Captain Kirk]

Kirk sucks. Sisko is the best Captain.

Ha, Sisko is a joke with halfa ship. Picard is not worth wasting my breath on! My Enterprise is the legendary one, and on my ship chicks are pimpin the minishirts. I have got a girl on every planet! I don't whine to the Feds;I take action! Try taking on the Gorn, Tralane, the Klingons , the Tolians, Romulans ,and Spock in heat(yikes!) Don't even try guys, because there is only one, Captain Kirk

 

[Whirlysplat]

Ha, Sisko is a joke with halfa ship. Picard is not worth wasting my breath on! My Enterprise is the legendary one, and on my ship chicks are pimpin the minishirts. I have got a girl on every planet! I don't whine to the Feds;I take action! Try taking on the Gorn, Tralane, the Klingons , the Tolians, Romulans ,and Spock in heat(yikes!) Don't even try guys, because there is only one, Captain Kirk

Nuff Said Captain.

- Whirly

 

[Immortalfire]

Ha, Sisko is a joke with halfa ship. Picard is not worth wasting my breath on! My Enterprise is the legendary one, and on my ship chicks are pimpin the minishirts. I have got a girl on every planet! I don't whine to the Feds;I take action! Try taking on the Gorn, Tralane, the Klingons , the Tolians, Romulans ,and Spock in heat(yikes!) Don't even try guys, because there is only one, Captain Kirk

 

[Captain Kirk]

I've never trusted the Klingons, and I never will! Look at Picard he's got one on that lounge he calls a bridge! Then when Picard crashes his ship, the Klingon goes to live with Sisko? This is the future of the Feds? Looks like I need to slingshot around the sun,and save the future, AGAIN!

 

[Mee]

But can he beat a Klingon with his bare hands.

- Whirly

He did, a couple of times.

 

[Pink Ranger]

...Who the f**k is Jonathan Archer?

Hey, at least Archer looked better without his shirt on, although that qualification never stopped Kirk.

 

[The Question]

Don't forget Malcom Reynolds for Firefly.

Way I see it, Kirk would try and challenge Mal to hand to hand combat, and Mal would just shoot him and walk away.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Way I see it, Kirk would try and challenge Mal to hand to hand combat, and Mal would just shoot him and walk away.

Are you kidding? Bullets are useless against Kirk's advanced Starfleet martial arts. You know, joining your hands together to make a single fist, then hammer your opponent weakly against his upper back. And then grabbing a overhanging girder and straddling the other guy with your legs, and throwing him to the floor.

Bruce Lee had NUTHIN' on Kirk.

 

[Danger Mouse]

No other Captains on Starfleet had planets named after them. Archer had two.

 

[Obi-Ron]

I like Picard but, I enjoy watching Sisko more, plus he can kick both their ass's.

He wouldn't need to kick their asses, he could just walk in and say "What the HELL is going on here?" and those other 2 jabroni's would fall in line.

 

[Danger Mouse]

No other Captain have the balls to clone his own Chief Engineer for the purpose of harvesting body parts.

 

[Mee]

Way I see it, Kirk would try and challenge Mal to hand to hand combat, and Mal would just shoot him and walk away.

Mal vs Solo would be better.