Comics Last X-Team Standing, Round One

[Valechan]

Perusing the outstandingly gigantic rolls of fat which made his body for cookie crumbles, the oh-so-fat dictator of the Mojoverse, the one and only Mojo, found a particularly interesting thing. He used his long slender fingers to retrieve the crystal wedged between his rolls of fat and he smiled upon his discovery. The Forever Crystal rested in his palm and an idea forged itself into his mind. Mojo smiled as he devised a new reality show, a show that would guarantee high ratings for years to come. Using the fabled Crystal, Mojo extracted several X-Teams out of the timestream and pitched them in savage battle, a battle with no barriers, a battle to the death.

Battle 1> X-Men Gold Team (Storm, Jean Grey, Iceman, Archangel, Colossus, Bishop) vs X-Force III (Moonstar, Proudstar, Syrin, Jesee Bedlam, Meltdown, Domino):

Battle 2> New Mutants (Mirage, Cannonball, Magik, Magma, Cypher, Warlock, Sunspot, Wolfsbane) vs Original X-Men (Cyclops, Marvel Girl, Angel, Beast, Iceman):

Battle 3> Australian X-Men (Storm, Dazzler, Psylocke, Rogue, Colossus, Wolverine, Havok, Longshot) vs X-Factor III (Forge, Mystique, Shard, Sabretooth, Polaris, Wildchild):

Battle 4> Weapon X (Sabretooth, Vision, Deadpool, Spider-Man, She-Hulk, Storm) vs Generation X (Husk, Jubilee, M, Penance, Chamber, Skin, Synch):

Battle 5> Original Excalibur (Nightcrawler, Captain Britain, Meggan, Phoenix-Rachel, Shadowcat) vs Exiles (Blink, Mimic, Morph, Sunfire, Thunderbird, Nocturne):

Battle 6> New Excalibur (Captain Britain, Dazzler, Juggernaut, Nocturne, Sage, Pete Wisdom) vs X-Men Post Zero Tolerance (Storm, Wolverine, Beast, Rogue, Joseph, Marrow, Cecilia Reyes, Maggott, Cannonball):

Battle 7> Second Gen X-Men (Storm, Wolverine, Nightcrawler, Colossus, Shadowcat) vs X-Force (Cable, Cannonball, Meltdown, Domino, Warpath, Shatterstar, Feral):

Battle 8> X-Men Blue Team (Cyclops, Wolverine, Rogue, Gambit, Psylocke, Beast, Jubilee) vs X-Factor II (Havok, Polaris, Strong Guy, Wolfsbane, Multiple Man, Quicksilver):

The rules are exactly the same as in Last X-Men standing, just choose an X-Team, explain why it would win in a fight against the other team and that's it. After a reasonable time frame, we'll move to the next round. Have in mind the power levels of the characters at the time they were members of said team. For example, Rogue from the Australian team had the "Carol Danvers" persona, whilst the Rogue from the X-Men Post Zero Tolerance team did not.

 

[Exploding Boy]

Cool idea Okay lets begin:

Battle 1> X-Men Gold Team vs X-Force III I say Gold Team. They have Storm and Jean, who are enough to take out quite a few people, plus Iceman. Colossus is there to beat up on Proudstar. Angel takes out Domino. Bishop deals with Meltdown.

Battle 2> New Mutants vs Original X-Men : Mirage may be able to mess with their heads a little, since Jean's TP wasent all that great, not that Dani's mirages where very sophisticated. Magma can take out Iceman. Sam can beat Cyke. Sunspot will take out Angel then deal with Hank, with the help of Wolfsbane. Doug and Warlock can work together.

Battle 3> Australian X-Men vs X-Factor III: Hmm X-factor seems a little out-matched. Victor fights Logan and Logan takes it. Storm takes out Forge and Polaris. Havok gets Shard and Mystique. Piotr and Rogue can help out Wolverine and take out Wildchild. Dazzler, I dont know can dazzel and what-not. Psylocke can help everyone out on the way.

Battle 4> Weapon X vs Generation X: The Youngins take it, but it would be a hard long fight. Synch takes Sabertooth's powers and fights him. Meanwhile Husk turns into some poison and takes out Spiderman, then dukes it out with She-Hulk. Vision kills Jubilee and Skin. Husk takes out Storm. Deadpool kills M. Chamber kills Deadpool. Synch gets the help of Chamber, Husk and Pennance;Sabertooth gets taken out. The last one left is Vision and with all the kids they take him. But the are all broken and weak in the end.

Battle 5> Original Excalibur vs Exiles: No contest here. One thing, this is a fight to the death, that means Kitty and Kurt can wip out the deus ex machina. Blink maybe escapes that but Rachel takes her out. Cap. B takes out Thunderbird and Meggan gets the scraps.

Battle 6> New Excaliburvs X-Men Post Zero Tolerance: Cannonball takes out Dazzler and Sage. Pete Wisdom takes out Maggot. Juggernaut gets killed by Wolverine. Cecilia Reyes and Beast take out Nocturne. Rogue Joseph Marrow and Whoever else is left takes out Cap. B. And if anything goes wrong Storm whips up what shes good at.

Battle 7> Second Gen X-Men vs X-Force : Storm beats Shatterstar. Nightcrawler takes out Meltdown and Feral. Wolverine takes out Warpath and Domino. Which leaves Sam and Nathan to take out the rest. Two really powerfull guys can take them on. Cabel alone is powerfull but with Sam there also they win.

Battle 8> X-Men Blue Team vs X-Factor II :Havok takes out Jubilee and Gambit. Multiple Man beats Cyke and Psylocke. Polaris takes care of Rogue. Pietro and Strong Guy help out whoever needs help.