Least Rocking Lyrics Of Rock!

[Sarge 2.0]

It's true, though. The dude's got a pretty incredible range. He did all the vocals for Mark Wahlberg's character in "Rockstar", too, I believe.

jag

You mean Marky Mark DIDN'T do his own vocals?

Although I always wondered who was really doing the vocals, because I found myself listening to "Stand Up and Shout" from the film's soundtrack way more than I should have been.

 

[Duende Verde]

It's true, though. The dude's got a pretty incredible range. He did all the vocals for Mark Wahlberg's character in "Rockstar", too, I believe.

jag

Speaking of Mark Wahlberg...

I know a lot of you like this because of the Transformers movie, but....

Stan Bush - The Touch

You got the touch
You got the power

After all is said and done
You've never walked, you've never run,
You're a winner

You got the moves, you know the streets
Break the rules, take the heat
You're nobody's fool

You're at your best when when the goin' gets rough
You've been put to the test, but it's never enough

You got the touch
You got the power

When all hell's breakin' loose
You'll be riding the eye of the storm

You got the heart
You got the motion

You know that when things get too tough
You got the touch

You never bend, you never break
You seem to know just what it takes
You're a fighter

It's in the blood, it's in the will
It's in the mighty hands of steel
When you're standin' your ground

And you never get hit when your back's to the wall
Gonna fight to the end and you're takin' it all

You got the touch
You got the power

When all hell's breakin' loose
You'll be riding the eye of the storm

You got the heart
You got the motion

You know that when things get too tough
You got the touch

You're fightin' fire with fire
You know you got the touch

You're at your best when when the road gets rough
You've been put to the test, but it's never enough

You got the touch
You got the power

You got the touch
You got the power

 

[Sarge 2.0]

"Well, I never had VD on my PP
Hope your pissed 'cause I'm really drippy - Yes I do
Pulled out my burning pecker and out came the puss
Though it hurt, but I was devoured by lust - Oh, what a ****

Needle up my c**k, and I can't get ****ed
Needle up my c**k, what ****ing luck, ****ing luck, what ****ing luck

Got it from her, and I'll give it to you
Bring along your sister, 'cause that will make us two
'Cause she's got the crabs, and I want 'em too
Pulled out my pecker, girl, I'm gonna slide into you

Needle up my, yea, yea, needle up your ass
I wanna, I wanna stick it in, yea

Needle up my c**k, and I can't get ****ed
Needle up my c**k, I can't, I can't get ****ed, can't get ****ed

Get that ****ing needle out of my c**k
It hurts so much, but I was devoured by lust
I like to get ****ed

Needle up my c**k, and I can't get ****ed
Needle up my c**k, what ****ing luck
Needle up my c**k, and I, I can't get ****ed
Needle up my c**k, what, what ****ing luck

I got it from her, and I'll give that **** to you
I don't need my pecker running with puss or goo
I just got VD, didn't know what you had
I knew it smelled like ****, but I, I had to try my best

Needle up my c**k, what I got from you
That's all you gave me, *****, and I don't **** you

Needle up my c**k, and I can't get ****ed no more
Needle up my c**k, 'cause I ****ed some, **** some ****e
She's a ****ing ****e"

G.G. Allin, ladies and gentlemen.

 

[jaguarr]

You mean Marky Mark DIDN'T do his own vocals?

Although I always wondered who was really doing the vocals, because I found myself listening to "Stand Up and Shout" from the film's soundtrack way more than I should have been.

Jeff Scott Soto did the vocals for the original singer of the band in the movie. The guy from Steelheart did Marky Mark's vocals.

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Hahaha, I'm glad G.G. died.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Yeah, me too. I'm pretty sure he's one of the few people in history who could be considered universally hated. Although some people said it was all an act, which wouldn't be totally surprising.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Yeah, me too. I'm pretty sure he's one of the few people in history who could be considered universally hated. Although some people said it was all an act, which wouldn't be totally surprising.

An act? No way.
He went to jail for slashing a fan's breast, and, you can watch the footage of him crapping nude on stage and throwing it at people, and, well, he OD'ed, so...

 

[jaguarr]

G.G. Allen was the closest thing to a human *****e this planet has ever seen.

jag

 

[Equint77]

gaba gaba wee

 

[Sarge 2.0]

An act? No way.
He went to jail for slashing a fan's breast, and, you can watch the footage of him crapping nude on stage and throwing it at people, and, well, he OD'ed, so...

Oh I don't really think that it was an act, but hypothetically speaking, if it was, I wouldn't be all that surprised. I saw pictures of his corpse after they did an open casket "funeral" for him, which consisted of his friends crapping, pissing, and jacking off on the body while partying like crazy and posing for pictures with it. Damn my morbid curiosity.

Edit: Seems that his buddies didn't totally desecrate the corpse as I previously thought, they just stuffed drugs in it and didn't wash it, so he was still covered in his own **** from when he died. Not nearly as horrible, but still pretty vile. Which means I viewed some other desecrated corpse pictures under the impression that it was G.G.'s. ****.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

Here's some actual non-rocking lyrics:

Filter - Take A Picture

remember when I loaned you the CD and you opened it and saw the picture of the band and you wen't "crap! that's filter?!"
that still makes me chuckle, the dissapointed look was awesome.

 

[Duende Verde]

remember when I loaned you the CD and you opened it and saw the picture of the band and you wen't "crap! that's filter?!"
that still makes me chuckle, the dissapointed look was awesome.

Not as dissapointed as when I heard the "picture" song, I'd ratter hear their thousand versions of "Hey Man, Nice Shot" in a row instead of that song.

 

[DBella]

Best Post Of The Day

Just turn "has" into "had" and "goddamn" into "God-Damned" and I'd be left alone in a hurricane of crush for how you worked in your Love and Hatred for the detestable/beloved crap-storm Rock of the sensitive 80's Metal-Softies-of-Steel. :confusedheart:,.......
............'cause I love and hate everything...simultaneously.

Stop being adorable 'cause I know we're nearer than most Hypesters, but if we ever met at coffee, it's a given it'd be awkward and lame,...'cause I'm pretty sure you're a dude.

When it comes to "heavy metal" bands of the 80s, it's always a present to me so it may be "had" for you but "has" for me. I'm stuck in 80s hair band limbo. It's heaven and hell at the same time.

You're right. I'm a dude with a pair of boobs and vagina and that just makes it worse.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

When it comes to "heavy metal" bands of the 80s, it's always a present to me so it may be "had" for you but "has" for me. I'm stuck in 80s hair band limbo. It's heaven and hell at the same time.

You're right. I'm a dude with a pair of boobs and vagina and that just makes it worse.

I'll bet you'd do Kip Winger, huh?

 

[DBella]

Love Song
Tesla

So you think that it's over,
Say your love has fin'lly reached the end.
Any time you call, night or day,
I'll be right there for you if you need a friend.

It's gonna take a little time.
Time is sure to mend your broken heart.
Don't you even worry, pretty darlin'.
I know you'll find love again. Yeah.

(Chorus)
Love is all around you.
Love is knockin' outside the door.
Waitin' for you is this love made just for two
Keep an open heart and you'll find love again, I know.

Love is all around you.
Love is knockin' outside the door.
Waitin' for you is this love made just for two
Keep an open heart and you'll find love again, I know.

(Chorus/Outro)
Love will find a way.
Darlin', love is gonna find a way,
Find its way back to you.
Love will find a way.
So look around, open your eyes.
Love is gonna find a way.
Love is gonna, love is gonna find a way.
Love will find a way.
Love's gonna find a way back to you, yeah,
I know. I know. I know.

(Uplifting and nauseating at the same time, I totally dig this song and the band. Would love to play this song on the piano, if only I know how to play the piano. I'll marry the man who can serenade me with this song. And right after I say YES to the proposal, I'll jump off the window and kill myself. :heart: And that reminds me of KIX's "Don't Close Your Eyes". )

 

[DBella]

I'll bet you'd do Kip Winger, huh?

His fangs scare me so ... NO.

 

[Addendum]

I'd have to say any christian metal band.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

KIX's "Don't Close Your Eyes". )

Hah, that song is so depressing.

 

[DBella]

Hah, that song is so depressing.

Hence why I thought of suicide.

Oh... how about Bad English's When I See You Smile?

When I see you smile
I can face the world
You know I can do anything...

Awww... :heart:
*runs to look for sick bag*

 

[Mr Sparkle]

okay, how about Pearl Jam's "jeremy"
At home, drawing pictures of mountain tops
With him on top lemin yellow sun, arms raised in a v
And the dead lay in pools of maroon below
Daddy didnt give attention
Oh, to the fact that mommy didnt care
King jeremy the wicked...oh, ruled his world...
Jeremy spoke in class today...

I mean, c'mon, that **** is EMO ad some hairgel and a few pounds and it sounds like freaking Papa Roach, the video even featured a tortured pre-pubescent dude and used those grainy filters that only really "gritty" music videos or high end pornographers use (so I've heard) and perhaps grants us a peak as to why pear jam didn't do many videos after that, because...I mean, they said it was dissapointment with the video industry.
but really....we all know it was shame.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

oh, and I kept thinking of the "mention of rock and roll = crap" thesis, and I bring forth the sheer apex of this....again, shield your eyes if you love music because I bring you:

I hope this didn't turn into a picture of goatse or something


you'd think that when god himself smites your band and takes away one of your drummer's arms you'd take a hint. but not these dudes NO SIR.

their masterpiece has what could arguably be the one of the most embarassing opening lines
Do you wanna get rocked?
Let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get rocked

faintly veiled references to teenage male prostitution

I'm your average ordinary everyday kid
Happy to do nothin', in fact that's what I did
I got a million ways to make my day
But daddy don't agree
Cause when I try to get away
He says he got plans for me

to just plain "look away" moments. I seriously felt shame for them

But what she got ain't rock'n'roll
And it really blew my groove
It was Chopin, Mozart, Beethoven
It makes me wanna scream
Bach, Tschaikovsky, violins
Turn it off, that ain't my scene
Well I'm sorry girl here's my confession
I suppose a rock's out of the question

oh, and some underscoring lest we forget what the intent of the song was:

Let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get rocked
Let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get rocked
Let's go all the way
Get it night'n'day
Come on, let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get rocked

 

[guitarsingerguy]

I got "Pour Some Sugar On Me" a page back or so.

 

[DBella]

Metal with heart. This song made me think of joining the Peace Corp or some hippie organization. Well... I thought of it for like 4 minutes and 18 seconds.

*lights cigarette lighter*

Little child dry your crying eyes
How can I explain the fear you feel inside
Cause you were born into this evil world
Where man is killing man and no one knows just why
What have we become just look what we have done
All that we destroyed you must build again

CHORUS
When the children cry let them know we tried
Cause when the children sing then the new world begins

Little child you must show the way
To a better day for all the young
Cause you were born for all the world to see
That we all can live with love and peace
No more presidents and all the wars will end
One united world under God

CHORUS

What have we become just look what we have done
All that we destroyed you must build again
No more presidents and all the wars will end
One united world under God

When the children cry let them know we tried
When the children fight let them know it ain't right
When the children pray let them know the way
Cause when the children sing then the new world begins

 

[Darren Daring]

Dbella, did you know that you're featured in part two of Three Times A Lady: A Darren Daring Adventure as a male prostitute?

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=255884

Read it and see!

 

[jaguarr]

Metal with heart. This song made me think of joining the Peace Corp or some hippie organization. Well... I thought of it for like 4 minutes and 18 seconds.

*lights cigarette lighter*

Little child dry your crying eyes
How can I explain the fear you feel inside
Cause you were born into this evil world
Where man is killing man and no one knows just why
What have we become just look what we have done
All that we destroyed you must build again

CHORUS
When the children cry let them know we tried
Cause when the children sing then the new world begins

Little child you must show the way
To a better day for all the young
Cause you were born for all the world to see
That we all can live with love and peace
No more presidents and all the wars will end
One united world under God

CHORUS

What have we become just look what we have done
All that we destroyed you must build again
No more presidents and all the wars will end
One united world under God

When the children cry let them know we tried
When the children fight let them know it ain't right
When the children pray let them know the way
Cause when the children sing then the new world begins

That is SO Post #10 (and I STILL hate White Lion).

jag