Let Your Twisted Thoughts Free Flow

[ComicChick]

I think I invented a new number, what do you call a number with twenty-one digits in it? I shall call it a Kritillion

sounds good to me.

and while i'm thinking of it, have you used your "Kriticized" pic anywhere?

 

[Kritish]

sounds good to me.

and while i'm thinking of it, have you used your "Kriticized" pic anywhere?

Nah, haven't found the need in awhile. I'll always keep it in handy if I need it.

 

[ScottyBBadd]

Not a good idea in my case.

 

[ScottyBBadd]

You people aren't helping the case for legalizing Cannibis.

I did not realize I was susposed to.

 

[jaguarr]

Ketchup!
I don't need no gawd damned ketchup!
If I want ketchup, I'll ask you for it you greasy-faced little talking zit who reeks of fry grease!
And the only thing I'm gonna supersize around here is my size 12's up your keester!
Ask me again and you'll cough up shoelaces!
I don't care if you need money for your tuition, so you're stuck at a crappy job!
I did that when I was your age, too, so you'll get no sympathy from me!
Now where's my food?
Ketchup?!
I don't need no goddamned ketchup!

*throws down microphone and exits thread*

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Hey
I just saw this thread
Thought I'd stick in my head
And say "gehy"

hahaha

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

*throws down microphone and exits thread*

Whoa, I haven't seen that signature move in a while.

 

[Halcohol]

*throws down microphone and exits thread*

Whoa, I haven't seen that signature move in a while.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

If you could make that ninja say "I don't need no god damned ketchup." then we'd really have something.

 

[jaguarr]

Whoa, I haven't seen that signature move in a while.

It's not for every day use.

jag

 

[Halcohol]

If you could make that ninja say "I don't need no god damned ketchup." then we'd really have something.

lol

 

[CyberFaust]

bai, pe vremea mea am mancat un lemur si un elefant, elefantul...aia a fost mai ciudat dar nah, ce sa faci, si carne grasa trebuie sa mananci ocazional daca vrei sa spui tampenii de genul asta intr-o limba pe care nu o intelege nimeni hahahaha! iaca, hai, spartegi aia, nu puteti, pentru ca nu o intelegeti, doamne ajuta pentru limbile natale est europene obscure :P

 

[LadyVader]

My thoughts are so twisted. Like a pretzel.

 

[CyberFaust]

meaning:
in my day i ate a lenur and a elephant, the elephant, that was wierd, but waht can you do, i hate fat meat, but you haveto ocasionaly so i can say crap like this in a language you can't understand. hahahaha! tehre, bet that, can't because you can't understand it, thank god for obscure est european languages

 

[jaguarr]

If you could make that ninja say "I don't need no god damned ketchup." then we'd really have something.

That would totally rule.

jag

 

[Master Chief]

KkKkkKk kkkkketchup.

Anyway. My day in an acorn:

I chased a squirrel today because I wanted to ask it questions. But it ran away from me. Up a tree. I started climbing the tree, then got to the top and the funny little furry guy jumped to the power lines and started running. So I jumped down to the street and started running after the squirrel. It was epic. The master of balance was hopping along on the power line and I was sprinting like a madman in the super cold wearing yet again clothing suited for the spring.

For an eternity we battled with speed, then eventually it veered off to the right, and I followed, oblivious as to what what was in front of me and ran into a fence. Hit me at waist level, I flopped over and almost broke my neck. That's when I realized squirrels are very private people. And by this time lunch was five minutes to being over so I walked the rest of the way home with wicked knowledge, missing my science and french courses.

Next time I will bring tranquilizers.

 

[Master Chief]

Hello goodbye hello goooodbye!! That target commercial with that cover of that beatles song is all stuck up in my head.

Anyhoo.

Check this out.

From two separate Archie comics. One from 1990, one from 1999.

That's nine years apart.

What the cockles is going on, are there more double stories out there?!

btw, she's hot, I love her.

 

[C.F. Kane]

The following is the result of typing randomly:

I reallyt ave no idea what I;j rtoinf. 6UOW OW Q;L;L 4QNEOM 5O M3 BLQE BLQE 2hqt3f34.

*opens eyes*



... ****

 

[X-Chick]

who is the chick?

 

[X-Chick]

i'm hungry, so i was gonna, like, make a sandwich or something. but the bread smells funny. but i was really hungry so i ate it anyway.


also, there was this awesome bird in my yard today. he was just flying around, all peaceful like, and i was like "he is so ****ing awesome. i want to be him."

i love this thread. its perfect for my nonsensical ramblings.

 

[ComicChick]

you know what sucks? having a song stuck in your head at the most inopportune times.

i had the song "dreamgirls" stuck in my head all day

 

[Master Chief]

who is the chick?

I heart her, omg. She was in one of my avatars once. You said she probably has like. A billion STDs.

i'm hungry, so i was gonna, like, make a sandwich or something. but the bread smells funny. but i was really hungry so i ate it anyway.


also, there was this awesome bird in my yard today. he was just flying around, all peaceful like, and i was like "he is so ****ing awesome. i want to be him."

i love this thread. its perfect for my nonsensical ramblings.

Totally. I used to like posting lyrics but it's more fun to have a thread where you can just type whatever.

 

[ComicChick]

What the cockles is going on, are there more double stories out there?!

btw, she's hot, I love her.

are those YOUR danielle steel books MC?

 

[Master Chief]

Nop. But I have a bunch around the house.

What? She's awesome.

 

[DBella]

Is showing emotion always considered 'emo' these days?