Lonely Chinese Man Does the Unthinkable

[charl_huntress]

Well, he did just cut off his penis, so he probably had lot on his mind and forgot said penis.

 

[Pink Ranger]

How could he forget to take it with him when that was the purpose of why he rode his bike all the way to the hospital in agony in the first place. Did he think he was just going out to do the groceries or something?

You know how it is, you walk into the kitchen to get something, and you forgot what it was when you get there. And you just cut off your own penis. I think we've all been there before!

 

[Dark Raven]

You know how it is, you walk into the kitchen to get something, and you forgot what it was when you get there. And you just cut off your own penis. I think we've all been there before!

He should've had a "to do" list on his fridge:

1. Buy milk
2. Put out the trash
3. Walk the dog
4. Remember penis
5. Collect mail
6. Mow the lawn