The Dark Knight Lord of the Lounge- The Fellowship of the 'Tusi

[CaptainClown]

to cure ditziness they need to have a terrible tragedy in which they are required to be the leader and take charge and make responsible and mature decisions for the good of everyone else....have fun doing that

 

[CARNAGE-COMETH]

to cure ditziness they need to have a terrible tragedy in which they are required to be the leader and take charge and make responsible and mature decisions for the good of everyone else....have fun doing that

Oh yeh you mean like Neo right?

First he was all like "Whoa!"

and then after he found out he was the savior of human kind he was all like...

"Whoa! I'm The One"

I guess that would work to cure someone.

 

[CaptainClown]

ya more or less, actually think Luke Skywalker. He was a little whiner, then he had to take charge and he matured up. So cut off the hand of the person you are trying to cure.

 

[Monster]

I'm the one.

 

[CARNAGE-COMETH]

ya more or less, actually think Luke Skywalker. He was a little whiner, then he had to take charge and he matured up. So cut off the hand of the person you are trying to cure.

Yeh but that would be how you cure Whineyness (actual word)

Ditziness is something different, in fact if you cut off the arm of a Ditzy person you may have a reverse effect and in turn make them Whiney.

I think for Ditzy people you have to convince them that they are the savior of the human race from slave driving robots.

 

[CaptainClown]

http://www.superdeluxe.com/sd/contentDetail.do?id=D81F2344BF5AC7BB6AFBBDED0CB81569D663CB4F2529BFB6
related to tom cruise so had to show

as for ditzy people i dunno how to help ya then. I could help you convince them that they are the one

 

[Anita18]

Yeh but that would be how you cure Whineyness (actual word)

Ditziness is something different, in fact if you cut off the arm of a Ditzy person you may have a reverse effect and in turn make them Whiney.

I think for Ditzy people you have to convince them that they are the savior of the human race from slave driving robots.

Absolutely. I can just imagine CC's scenario...

Ditzy person after having hand cut off: Owwwww!!! OMG whyyy did you just doooo that?! WTF, man! Oh, my hand!! How am I gonna drive, man! You suck! I'm gonna sue your pants off!! You just watch! I'm gonna get a lawyer and be set for life!

Etc etc.

 

[Monster]

I want to go back to New York

 

[Stotch]

Can you cure someone of ditziness?

Like if you are dating someone with a addiction problem you can send them to rehab but for ditziness and overall stupidity. Is it best just to dump them or can you some how make them less ******ed?

I will tell you this: 80% of the girls I have met in my life were either ditzy or had ADD. I admit to saying that some(actually maybe only 1) did end up different after talking to me for a good few months. It all just takes patience by asking them to look into themselves and kinda help them to 'slow down' in a sense. Giving them examples also helps, such as giving your opinion on things and doing things that make them ask, "Huh? Why do you do/think that? "

If you're dating someone who's ditzy and they make an effort to pay attention to your actions and thought process, it's almost a guarantee that they will follow the example. Give them 'help' by not lending them your hand all the time, allow them to make decisions on their own.

"Omg I need ur help, what should I do?"
"Well, do you remember what we talked about yesterday?"
"Uh..oh..wait..um...I think...yeah..."
"So....I think you can make the decision yourself if you just think about it..."
"Um....sssooooo....this is hard!! "
"Just pay attention to what you feel and think of the consequences, good or bad"
"Oh my god.....you're soooo mean, lolz!"
"Come on, you can do this....what do you think you should do? And remember the things I told you yesterday"
"I....ugh....ok let's see....*ponders*.......*gives answer yet answers with a question mark at the end*?"
*say nothing and just look at them and smile*
"OMG I JUST DID THIS ALL BY MYSELF!!!!!"

And little by little, their thought process gets deeper and deeper Least that's how I did it

 

[CaptainClown]

Absolutely. I can just imagine CC's scenario...

Ditzy person after having hand cut off: Owwwww!!! OMG whyyy did you just doooo that?! WTF, man! Oh, my hand!! How am I gonna drive, man! You suck! I'm gonna sue your pants off!! You just watch! I'm gonna get a lawyer and be set for life!

Etc etc.

...see i cured their ditziness by having them focus their mind on one thing, me

 

[Anita18]

"Omg I need ur help, what should I do?"
"Well, do you remember what we talked about yesterday?"
"Uh..oh..wait..um...I think...yeah..."
"So....I think you can make the decision yourself if you just think about it..."
"Um....sssooooo....this is hard!! "
"Just pay attention to what you feel and think of the consequences, good or bad"
"Oh my god.....you're soooo mean, lolz!"
"Come on, you can do this....what do you think you should do? And remember the things I told you yesterday"
"I....ugh....ok let's see....*ponders*.......*gives answer yet answers with a question mark at the end*?"
*say nothing and just look at them and smile*
"OMG I JUST DID THIS ALL BY MYSELF!!!!!"

..I know exactly what you're talking about. Makes me ashamed to be female sometimes.

But those are the girls who always have guys anyway. I think guys just like to suffer, to feel like "the man" for having all the answers.

That and I wouldn't want to be with someone who could stand being around a ditz for hours on end and not go insane.

 

[Monster]

I just make funny mistakes and laugh about it, harmless really.

 

[CaptainClown]

I like to do what my parents would do, let me figure it out on my own and if I screw up its my fault...

 

[CARNAGE-COMETH]

Exactly how I pictured it Anita

Stotch lmao that conversation with that girl must of been torture.

But you should get some kind of award for helping the needy. You actually helped her have a brain synapse that is truly a gift.

 

[Anita18]

Stotch lmao that conversation with that girl must of been torture.

But you should get some kind of award for helping the needy. You actually helped her have a brain synapse that is truly a gift.

Not like she'd realize it until waaay after the fact. She'd probably be like, "So? Where are my chocolate and flowers?"

 

[Stotch]

..I know exactly what you're talking about. Makes me ashamed to be female sometimes.

But those are the girls who always have guys anyway. I think guys just like to suffer, to feel like "the man" for having all the answers.

That and I wouldn't want to be with someone who could stand being around a ditz for hours on end and not go insane.

See I can stand being around a ditz for like .5 seconds until I start rolling my eyes and sigh and maybe throw in a "Christ...".
After being around them for so long, making friends with them in the past and attempting to help them or at least cope with their horrifying disease, i've grown into a bitter hermit. The mistake i've made was allowing myself to suffer for them, because I focused on the postitive things about them, yet in the end there was not a chance. I came out coughing up blood, tearing apart everything in the way, and just digging my own grave so I can sit in there and have my peace. FFS I feel the symptoms of passing out(sweating ice cubes, heart racing, vision blur) when i'm in a mall...

 

[DeaDheaD]

 

[TV's Frank]

Well that lunch sucked.

 

[Chucktallica101]

Well that lunch sucked.

I laughed so hard I actually gophered myself...I'll be back.

 

[CARNAGE-COMETH]

Hi DEad

Where's my fav Avvy?

Frank what did you end up having?

 

[TV's Frank]

I laughed so hard I actually gophered myself...I'll be back.

I'm glad that I could make your day.

 

[TV's Frank]

Hi DEad

Where's my fav Avvy?

Frank what you end up having?

I went to Wawa to get a hoagie, but the ****ing roll was awful. Totally ruined it for me.

At least I got my Iced Tea.

 

[CARNAGE-COMETH]

Bummer a hoagie sounds good tho

I would of taken it back and thrown it in their face then after tossing some tables and chairs around I'd pull my pants down and sit in the lettuce tray.

That's just me I guess but I'm a man who loves his hoagies.

 

[Vengeance of Bane]

People on these boards need a little cheering up, so here's a video that'll do just that. Enjoy.

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[Anita18]

See I can stand being around a ditz for like .5 seconds until I start rolling my eyes and sigh and maybe throw in a "Christ...".
After being around them for so long, making friends with them in the past and attempting to help them or at least cope with their horrifying disease, i've grown into a bitter hermit.

My soulmate! Let's hermit together!