Lounge on the Orient Express

[Fading]

It's been bugging me for a bit. Thought I'd pick you guys brains. I rarely watch SNL anymore, but about a year ago I caught an SNL skit on Youtube that looked about 10 or so years old. Think it had Horatio Sanz in it. It's where they're selling a CD collection of purposefully wrong lyrics to songs. Everyone in the mock commercial looks annoyed as they start to sing the songs, but the songs keep messing up the lyrics.

Anyway, just spent 15 mins trying to find it on YouTube, and could only find Jimmy Fallon sketches when looking for, "SNL misheard lyrics".

 

[squeekness]

Did you have to have a butt exam to qualify for that?

 

[jokesonm3]

Just so you all know, Reek had his butt insured for $30,000 today.

This makes me think that Reek brought 5 shiny diamonds and surgically stuck em on his cheeks.

 

[Reek]

Look guys and gals... I know... I have a spectacular ass... it's a force to be reckoned with... my ass alone won 2017 sexiest man...

but you need to control yourselves! it's not lounge discussion material... you want to discuss it? make a thread.

 

[squeekness]

A butt that glorious should have legends written about it, not mere threads!

 

[flickchick85]

It's been bugging me for a bit. Thought I'd pick you guys brains. I rarely watch SNL anymore, but about a year ago I caught an SNL skit on Youtube that looked about 10 or so years old. Think it had Horatio Sanz in it. It's where they're selling a CD collection of purposefully wrong lyrics to songs. Everyone in the mock commercial looks annoyed as they start to sing the songs, but the songs keep messing up the lyrics.

Anyway, just spent 15 mins trying to find it on YouTube, and could only find Jimmy Fallon sketches when looking for, "SNL misheard lyrics".

Hmmm, unfortunately they do a lot of those CD informercial spoofs, but I don't recall one specifically with Horatio doing the wrong lyrics. Sorry to say I think one will be pretty hard to find.

 

[Schlosser85]

This makes me think that Reek brought 5 shiny diamonds and surgically stuck em on his cheeks.

It would terrify you to know just how very close you are to the truth.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Look guys and gals... I know... I have a spectacular ass... it's a force to be reckoned with... my ass alone won 2017 sexiest man...

but you need to control yourselves! it's not lounge discussion material... you want to discuss it? make a thread.

Will it last longer than the jelqing thread?

 

[jokesonm3]

It would terrify you to know just how very close you are to the truth.

oh... OH

 

[Fading]

Hmmm, unfortunately they do a lot of those CD informercial spoofs, but I don't recall one specifically with Horatio doing the wrong lyrics. Sorry to say I think one will be pretty hard to find.

Gotcha, thanks anyway . Now I'll quietly duck back out so you guys can continue to talk about Reek's butt.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Gotcha, thanks anyway . Now I'll quietly duck back out so you guys can continue to talk about Reek's butt.

Hey no, come back, talk about something better than that.

Don't leave us dwelling in the dark....


Please

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Look guys and gals... I know... I have a spectacular ass... it's a force to be reckoned with... my ass alone won 2017 sexiest man...

but you need to control yourselves! it's not lounge discussion material... you want to discuss it? make a thread.

Don't threaten me with a good time sir Reekypoo-poo-yummy-bear.

 

[Enriquespy]

Just letting you know

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

There must be better bands out there in the galaxy to base it on.

Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes?

They... They played ****.

Don't bring the banhammer down that's the actual name.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/****

 

[Guts]

Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes?

They... They played ****.

Don't bring the banhammer down that's the actual name.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/****

If music is known as **** in the Star Wars universe. Then imagine all of the sub genres of ****. Smooth ****, Hard ****, Country ****, Electro ****, Classical ****, etc.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

 

[Reek]

I still don't know what Schlosser is on about

 

[Reek]

Stacy's mom

Yes, Stacy's Mom. A lovely 90's ballad from... 2003.

90's. read.

edit: cell beat my ****hole response

Steal My Sunshine by Len is my vote. I don't know if it's "cheesy", but it's insidious. It's weaponized Canadian culture, from a time before we perfected the Nickelback Doctrine.

i sent him Savage Garden: Truly madly deeply....

While Jokesonm3 sent him Taylor Swift: Trouble ... a lovely song from 97.

http://forums.superherohype.com/showpost.php?p=35940605&postcount=320

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I don't know... Sounds like maybe someone has an insurance scam going on.

 

[Guts]

We should all start a **** band.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

 

[Reek]

oh god... count on KRYPTON

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Holy crap am I close to 50,000 posts.

 

[Reek]

there was a time where we had post counts within 100....

I told you... stop spending so much time in hell hole forums.... you just won't listen. Now look at yourself!!! a beaten old man with lactose intolerance and a unnecessary hatred for thai women!!!

Shame on you. Next life, you'll listen to your friends.

 

[Iceman]

Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes?

They... They played ****.

Don't bring the banhammer down that's the actual name.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/****

Much better suggestion.

Also Evar Orbus and his Galactic ****-Wailers would have been another sensible suggestion. Everything **** is in right now.