Lounge on the Orient Express

[Iceman]

You need to wind down gradually over 50/60 years to be safe.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

we've learned one thing tonight... Krypton needs to lay off the porn.

You're JUST learning this?

At this point, the shock to his system might kill him.

Anyways... Grillmaster, Head Bartender... Get back to work! It's rush time!

http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=535611

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

You need to wind down gradually over 50/60 years to be safe.

Yeah... For... For safety. It's just science.

 

[Perfect Cell]

Yeah... For... For safety. It's just science.

Head bartender... I've always wondered how I would blind large swaths of people at once. At least this time it will be mostly accidental.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Head bartender... I've always wondered how I would blind large swaths of people at once. At least this time it will be mostly accidental.

...mostly.

 

[Perfect Cell]

"Because I'm dipping them in bleach so that I can clean them faster. I don't have time to wash every single glass. I dip it in bleach, then it's clean!"

 

[jokesonm3]

Busboy?

But I don't have a license.

 

[Perfect Cell]

You son of a *****, puns are my thing.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Busboy?

But I don't have a license.

Oh... We are swimming in public health violations. Don't sweat it.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

You son of a *****, puns are my thing.

That's sig worthy.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

"Because I'm dipping them in bleach so that I can clean them faster. I don't have time to wash every single glass. I dip it in bleach, then it's clean!"

I didn't hire you for your cleanliness. I hired you because you're an alcoholic.

 

[Reek]

cell better know how to make my favorite drink.

 

[Perfect Cell]

Sure, let me find the recipe card.

"Alcohol"

You're in luck.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

cell better know how to make my favorite drink.

The question is... Do you grill better drunk or sober. Either way... When I see you post your grill creations I think, "That mother****er can grill!"

 

[Reek]

drunk.. i do everything better drunk.

how do you think i participate in death matches? kill snails? seduce chicks?

 

[Reek]

Sure, let me find the recipe card.

"Alcohol"

You're in luck.

this mother f.. he


god dammit he is perfect.

 

[Perfect Cell]

I don't have to supply the drinkware, do I? Because then everything is getting served in collector cups I get from movie theatres.

They legitimately make up like 80% of my cupboard. People can decide amongst themselves who will be forced to use the Green Lantern one.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I don't have to supply the drinkware, do I? Because then everything is getting served in collector cups I get from movie theatres.

They legitimately make up like 80% of my cupboard. People can decide amongst themselves who will be forced to use the Green Lantern one.

What sort of establishment do you think T.J. McHypestrs Eatatorium And Bar And Grill is?

...

Yeah, maybe bring over a box or two.

 

[Perfect Cell]

The finest aged whisky will be served from this Jurassic Park cup I got from McDonald's when I was 5. That cup has more sentimental value to me than some family members.

 

[Iceman]

The finest aged whisky will be served from this Jurassic Park cup I got from McDonald's when I was 5. That cup has more sentimental value to me than some family members.

Family members don't go up in value.

 

[Perfect Cell]

Rule of Acquisition #75: Home is where the heart is, but the stars are made of latinum.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Rule of Acquisition #75: Home is where the heart is, but the stars are made of latinum.

If you're half the bartender Quark was we'll be rolling in it. On the other hand that might also mean the bar get's taken over by totalitarian forces like, what... Once every seven episodes?

 

[Perfect Cell]

The Jem'Hadar and Vorta don't drink, but the Cardassians seem to have a real problem. It balances out.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

The Jem'Hadar and Vorta don't drink, but the Cardassians seem to have a real problem. It balances out.

Don't forget the Klingons. Problem with them is all that prune juice makes for some damn unsightly bathrooms.

 

[Perfect Cell]

Don't forget the Klingons. Problem with them is all that prune juice makes for some damn unsightly bathrooms.