Man punched for singing Coldplay song

[hippy fascist]

coldplay are ****

totally deserved

 

[Assassin]

*****. he should of killed the man

 

[freelancer]

As a punishment, I would send her to jail, tie her up and put headphnes on her ears with "Yellow" playing over and over.

What kind of world do we live in, anyway?
You don't punch a fellow human being just because you don't like the song he's singing...

If I would follow her example, I would've punched many members of my family, for starters.

 

[hippy fascist]

I want to punch you

 

[Showtime]

Wow she really hates that song.

 

[chamber-music]

Chris Martin assaults photographer


"While leaving a New York City hospital with his wife Gwyneth Paltrow on Monday,* Chris Martin (Coldpay vocalist) attacked a paparazzo and tried to steal his camera. Damn, I didn’t know this guy had it in him. Have you ever listened to his band? I can actually feel my penis turning into a vagina when their songs come on. It’s really something. Did you know instead of drumsticks, their drummer actually uses hardened tampons so it doesn’t get too 'loudish'."

"*Paltrow cracked a smile for the first time in five years Sunday night so Martin — fearing for his wife’s health — had her immediately hospitalized."

from: Celebslam.com

I think Chris Martins time hanging out with Rappers like Jay Z and Kanye West have got him thinking his Gangster.

How pathetic must that Photographer feel after getting his ass beat by the singer from Coldplay.

He must be thinking holy crap!
Chris Martin just realized that his children are named after fruit and Jewish Prophets, and he finally snapped.

I guess he "fixed" him

 

[Superhobo]

Yeah...Coldplay sucks, 'cept for maybe two of their songs, but that's only when you've run out of Spoon and Captain Audio, or Prince at the most.

 

[Eggyman]

The Scientist is my fave of theirs, and that isn't saying much

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Actually there is the Techno remix of yellow in German that's pretty good.

 

[turtlefocker]

do you really blame her

 

[Sun_Down]

Coldplay kinda sucks, but not that much.

 

[LegendaryCaleb]

thats a hilarious old story...wow first time reading that

 

[Anguissette1979]

Jesus I can't stop laughing.

I bet that guy will never do karaoke again. A lot of people say that a certain song makes them violent. Never actually heard of anyone actually getting a violent reaction to a song they didn't like.

This is just classic. I love it!t:

It's like River from Serenity and the Fruity Oaty Bar song!!!

 

[WorthyStevens]

I think Chris Martins time hanging out with Rappers like Jay Z and Kanye West have got him thinking his Gangster.

How pathetic must that Photographer feel after getting his ass beat by the singer from Coldplay.

He must be thinking holy crap!
Chris Martin just realized that his children are named after fruit and Jewish Prophets, and he finally snapped.

I guess he "fixed" him

If only more celebrities took that initiative. Paparazzi are scum.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

cant say I really blame her. Coldplay really does suck and should be snuffed out wherever it rears it's ugly head.

....I don't like yer kind

 

[DareDemon]

What surprises me is:

A) that the police showed up, and
B) that they blocked off the street.

Blocking off the street is a little out there, but if the fight went into the street than they probably did it to stop pople from getting hit by cars.

But do you think the woman shouldn't have been arrested?

 

[Noir]

Fact: Coldplay kills.