Man severs own penis, throws it at officers

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  1. raybia

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    ...To serve and protect, my ass.
     
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    I don't know whats disturbing the fact he sliced it off or the fact it (may have)hit somone in the face.
     
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    What a d**k.
     
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    ^ Nice.

    I heard Jack Bauer did that, killed five terrorists posing as officers in one throw, and regenerated his abnormally large member in the matter of two minutes.
     
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    Master Bruce has no dignity... or dicknity... ha ha ha ha... no.
     
  10. Ronny Shade

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    this is hilarious. what a moron.
     
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    But he'll have to market them on the .xxx subdomain! :eek:


    jag
     
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    I'm so confused, wtf man, wtf....:confused:
     
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    That is absolutley sickening!
     
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    Pathetic
    Disgusting
    Hilarious
     
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    Qoute:
    "About 10 feet from the front porch, right on the sidewalk, was his penis," Dolan said."

    Heh..

    Imagine it still lying there, someone might step on it...
     
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    "Police have taken the penis into custody for questioning."
     
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    WTF was he thinking?
     
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    You just made my day.
     
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    HE WAS THINKING "SUCK MY ****, COPS!"...........THEN IT FELL WITH A BLOODY "SPLAT". :o
     
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    He was brought in for violating a penal code.:(
     
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    Ba-doom tsssssss.
     
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    In light of this event, I think the phrase "Cutting off your nose to spite your face" should now be changed....
     
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    Thank you, thank you. Ill be here all night.

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    Cutting off your penis to fight your jailer!
     
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    THERE.....I FIXED IT. ;)
     

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