Man severs own penis, throws it at officers

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  1. raybia

    raybia Signing off

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    #1 raybia, Mar 17, 2006
  2. Bad Superman

    Bad Superman World's Grimmest Hero

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    Disgusting
     
    #2 Bad Superman, Mar 17, 2006
  3. JLBats

    JLBats The boney king of nowhere

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    ...To serve and protect, my ass.
     
    #3 JLBats, Mar 17, 2006
  4. Dorian Gray

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    I don't know whats disturbing the fact he sliced it off or the fact it (may have)hit somone in the face.
     
    #4 Dorian Gray, Mar 17, 2006
  5. ShadowBoxing

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    wow
     
    #5 ShadowBoxing, Mar 17, 2006
  6. Darthphere

    Darthphere Kneel before 'Drox!

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    What a d**k.
     
    #6 Darthphere, Mar 17, 2006
  7. rdh007

    rdh007 Brit Wannabe

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    ^ Nice.

    I heard Jack Bauer did that, killed five terrorists posing as officers in one throw, and regenerated his abnormally large member in the matter of two minutes.
     
    #7 rdh007, Mar 17, 2006
  8. THWIP*

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  9. DOG LIPS

    DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

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    Master Bruce has no dignity... or dicknity... ha ha ha ha... no.
     
    #9 DOG LIPS, Mar 17, 2006
  10. Ronny Shade

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    this is hilarious. what a moron.
     
    #10 Ronny Shade, Mar 17, 2006
  11. jaguarr

    jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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    But he'll have to market them on the .xxx subdomain! :eek:


    jag
     
    #11 jaguarr, Mar 17, 2006
  12. PWN3R

    PWN3R Instagram:@Mannie_Bothans

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    I'm so confused, wtf man, wtf....:confused:
     
    #12 PWN3R, Mar 17, 2006
  13. Bat Attack

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    That is absolutley sickening!
     
    #13 Bat Attack, Mar 17, 2006
  14. Son Of Logan

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    Pathetic
    Disgusting
    Hilarious
     
    #14 Son Of Logan, Mar 17, 2006
  15. Cobblepot

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    Qoute:
    "About 10 feet from the front porch, right on the sidewalk, was his penis," Dolan said."

    Heh..

    Imagine it still lying there, someone might step on it...
     
    #15 Cobblepot, Mar 17, 2006
  16. DOG LIPS

    DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

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    "Police have taken the penis into custody for questioning."
     
    #16 DOG LIPS, Mar 17, 2006
  17. NHawk19

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    WTF was he thinking?
     
    #17 NHawk19, Mar 17, 2006
  18. Cobblepot

    Cobblepot Giant-Size Man-Thing

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    You just made my day.
     
    #18 Cobblepot, Mar 17, 2006
  19. THWIP*

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    HE WAS THINKING "SUCK MY ****, COPS!"...........THEN IT FELL WITH A BLOODY "SPLAT". :o
     
    #19 THWIP*, Mar 17, 2006
  20. Darthphere

    Darthphere Kneel before 'Drox!

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    He was brought in for violating a penal code.:(
     
    #20 Darthphere, Mar 17, 2006
  21. DOG LIPS

    DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

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    Ba-doom tsssssss.
     
    #21 DOG LIPS, Mar 17, 2006
  22. The Lizard

    The Lizard Didn't eat Billy

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    In light of this event, I think the phrase "Cutting off your nose to spite your face" should now be changed....
     
    #22 The Lizard, Mar 17, 2006
  23. Darthphere

    Darthphere Kneel before 'Drox!

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    Thank you, thank you. Ill be here all night.

    [​IMG]
     
    #23 Darthphere, Mar 17, 2006
  24. raybia

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    Cutting off your penis to fight your jailer!
     
    #24 raybia, Mar 17, 2006
  25. THWIP*

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    THERE.....I FIXED IT. ;)
     
    #25 THWIP*, Mar 17, 2006
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