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Man severs own penis, throws it at officers

...To serve and protect, my ass.
 
I don't know whats disturbing the fact he sliced it off or the fact it (may have)hit somone in the face.
 
^ Nice.

I heard Jack Bauer did that, killed five terrorists posing as officers in one throw, and regenerated his abnormally large member in the matter of two minutes.
 
Master Bruce has no dignity... or dicknity... ha ha ha ha... no.
 
THWIP* said:
WELL, ONCE HE GETS OUT OF JAIL, HE CAN ALWAYS FOLLOW IN JOHN WAYNE BOBBITS' FOOTSTEPS, AND MAKE PORNOS. :o

But he'll have to market them on the .xxx subdomain! :eek:


jag
 
I'm so confused, wtf man, wtf....:confused:
 
Qoute:
"About 10 feet from the front porch, right on the sidewalk, was his penis," Dolan said."

Heh..

Imagine it still lying there, someone might step on it...
 
"Police have taken the penis into custody for questioning."
 
NHawk19 said:
WTF was he thinking?


HE WAS THINKING "SUCK MY ****, COPS!"...........THEN IT FELL WITH A BLOODY "SPLAT". :o
 
He was brought in for violating a penal code.:(
 
In light of this event, I think the phrase "Cutting off your nose to spite your face" should now be changed....
 
DOG LIPS said:
Ba-doom tsssssss.


Thank you, thank you. Ill be here all night.

Coulier.jpg
 
The Lizard said:
In light of this event, I think the phrase "Cutting off your nose to spite your face" should now be changed....


Cutting off your penis to fight your jailer!
 

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