Man severs own penis, throws it at officers

[raybia]

Yeah, that will teach those officers.


http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html

 

[Bad Superman]

Disgusting

 

[JLBats]

...To serve and protect, my ass.

 

[Dorian Gray]

I don't know whats disturbing the fact he sliced it off or the fact it (may have)hit somone in the face.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

wow

 

[Darthphere]

What a d**k.

 

[rdh007]

^ Nice.

I heard Jack Bauer did that, killed five terrorists posing as officers in one throw, and regenerated his abnormally large member in the matter of two minutes.

 

[THWIP*]

Yeah, that will teach those officers.


http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html

WELL, ONCE HE GETS OUT OF JAIL, HE CAN ALWAYS FOLLOW IN JOHN WAYNE BOBBITS' FOOTSTEPS, AND MAKE PORNOS.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Master Bruce has no dignity... or dicknity... ha ha ha ha... no.

 

[Ronny Shade]

this is hilarious. what a moron.

 

[jaguarr]

WELL, ONCE HE GETS OUT OF JAIL, HE CAN ALWAYS FOLLOW IN JOHN WAYNE BOBBITS' FOOTSTEPS, AND MAKE PORNOS.

But he'll have to market them on the .xxx subdomain!


jag

 

[PWN3R]

I'm so confused, wtf man, wtf....

 

[Bat Attack]

That is absolutley sickening!

 

[Son Of Logan]

Pathetic
Disgusting
Hilarious

 

[Cobblepot]

Qoute:
"About 10 feet from the front porch, right on the sidewalk, was his penis," Dolan said."

Heh..

Imagine it still lying there, someone might step on it...

 

[DOG LIPS]

"Police have taken the penis into custody for questioning."

 

[NHawk19]

WTF was he thinking?

 

[Cobblepot]

"Police have taken the penis into custody for questioning."

You just made my day.

 

[THWIP*]

WTF was he thinking?

HE WAS THINKING "SUCK MY ****, COPS!"...........THEN IT FELL WITH A BLOODY "SPLAT".

 

[Darthphere]

He was brought in for violating a penal code.

 

[DOG LIPS]

He was brought in for violating a penal code.

Ba-doom tsssssss.

 

[The Lizard]

In light of this event, I think the phrase "Cutting off your nose to spite your face" should now be changed....

 

[Darthphere]

Ba-doom tsssssss.

Thank you, thank you. Ill be here all night.

 

[raybia]

In light of this event, I think the phrase "Cutting off your nose to spite your face" should now be changed....

Cutting off your penis to fight your jailer!

 

[THWIP*]

He was brought in for violating a PENILE code.

THERE.....I FIXED IT.