Man severs own penis, throws it at officers

[jaguarr]

Cutting off your penis to fight your jailer!

He should have screamed "Attica! Attica! Attica!" when he did it.

jag

 

[THWIP*]

He should have screamed "Attica! Attica! Attica!" when he did it.

jag

YOU MEAN "ADICKA! ADICKA! ADICKA!"

 

[The Lizard]

There's now officially no hope for this thread.

 

[Cobblepot]

there never was, it's dickless.

 

[Darthphere]

THERE.....I FIXED IT.

Damn you and your spelling. You got a lot of balls doing that.

 

[Cobblepot]

That's what the guy should have done, throw his balls after them.
A dick has been done before.

 

[jaguarr]

YOU MEAN "ADICKA! ADICKA! ADICKA!"

LMAO!

jag

 

[DV8]

what a dick

 

[THWIP*]

what a dick

JUST AS LAME, THE 2ND TIME AROUND.

 

[DOG LIPS]

JUST AS LAME, THE 2ND TIME AROUND.

Yeah, but he was brave enough not to censor it.

 

[jaguarr]

I wonder if the cops checked him for his attitude problem when he did this and said....

"Don't get cocky with us!"



jag

 

[THWIP*]

I wonder if the cops checked him for his attitude problem when he did this and said....

"Don't get cocky with us!"



jag

THEY SHOULD'VE F***ED WITH HIM, AND TOLD HIM THEY WERE GONNA FEED HIS PENIS TO THE K-9 UNIT.

 

[jaguarr]

THEY SHOULD'VE F***ED WITH HIM, AND TOLD HIM THEY WERE GONNA FEED HIS PENIS TO THE K-9 UNIT.

I know a lot of cops, including my brother, and they definitely would have done something like this to the guy. They probably also would have told him how popular he'd be on the cell block with his new vagina.

jag

 

[War Lord]

I'm going to take a wild guess and say he was probably on drugs.

 

[Darthphere]

Yeah, but he was brave enough not to censor it.

It hurt, but I just had to.

 

[NHawk19]

Heard they had to bring in dogs to look for it because they lost it in the bushes. According to all accounts this is the lucky pooch that found it.

 

[War Lord]

Heard they had to bring in dogs to look for it because they lost it in the bushes. According to all accounts this is the lucky pooch that found it.

He looks traumatized.

 

[kane9321]

Holy Crap

 

[Spider-Who?]

He looks traumatized.

wouldnt you be too?

 

[THWIP*]

Heard they had to bring in dogs to look for it because they lost it in the bushes. According to all accounts this is the lucky pooch that found it.

LOL.......HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S THINKING "YOU SONUVABlTCH........YOU TOLD ME IT WAS A 'MILK BONE' ".

 

[Alpha and Omega]

That's one sore bastard; they shouldn't give him any pain meds while he heals. You know he was on drugs when he did that. . .if he wasn't, well d__n! He's an idiot, but he's not a pu___.

 

[jaguarr]

Heard they had to bring in dogs to look for it because they lost it in the bushes. According to all accounts this is the lucky pooch that found it.

Cocker Spaniel. Got it. Nicely done.

jag

 

[NHawk19]

Cocker Spaniel. Got it. Nicely done.

jag

I was wondering who'd be the first to catch that

 

[Jesse_Custer]

Is there a cock-block joke somewhere in there?

 

[MaskedManJRK]

So...many...jokes...