15 Minutes MATURE CONTENT: 15 Minutes with Lightning Strykes!

[Hobgoblin]

Oh phuck naw. It is way too late at night to tackle an equation like that. Ask me something silly and shallow like...boobs or butt? Ya know, fluff stuff. LOL

*winks at Demo*

How is the Eternal Question fluffy?! PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW!!!

 

[knowsbleed]

Fav comic book of all-time?
The Uncanny X-Men circa the 1980s when the new team was formed with Collossus, Storm, Wolverine, etc. The Phoenix saga and "God Loves, Man Kills" are among my favorite arcs of all time.

Ooooooh... great times indeed.


Better X-Men artist? Jim Lee vs Whilce Portacio. State reasons.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

You're really going to make me specify the "incident"?


C'mon... STORYTIME!

There's no need to specify, as I am fully aware of the situation you're referring to. 5 years later I am still insulted, so why would I want to discuss it again? It's not like I have sweet fuzzy-azz memories of that s***.

Next.

 

[enterthemadness]

From The Immortal!:

Hmmmm....

Charlize Theron or Stephen Dorff, LS? (Better actor, better looking, better hair, better voice, etc)

I'd do them both. Together.


How fast could you run a 40 in High School or college?

Faster than lightning.

Fav comic book of all-time?
The Uncanny X-Men circa the 1980s when the new team was formed with Collossus, Storm, Wolverine, etc. The Phoenix saga and "God Loves, Man Kills" are among my favorite arcs of all time.

Thanks for answering my questions.

Also I forgot that the Dorff was with Pam Anderson. Maybe....I dunno. But she doesn't look 'clean'...

What does being able to run faster than lightning feel like? Do you feel like Zeus?

What are your views on the Greek Gods? Real? Fake?

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

From the Awesome Demogoblin:

The question that has plagued man since the beginning: boobs or butt?

I am a butt and thigh man. Even when I eat chicken. Breast size means nothing to me.

 

[Marx]

From Marx:

Do you enjoy hiking, camping, and caving?
I like hiking, it's great for exercise. But I don't do camping, caving or anything that calls for me to sleep outside where beetles and s*** can crawl up my nostrils or to s*** in a hole and cover it up with dirt.

I am far too bourgeious (sp?) for that.

Caving and camping are alot of fun. And whoever said anything about sleeping outside on the ground with the bugs? You could always sleep in a tent or a camper.

 

[Marx]

Aside from wrestling, what kind of school activities were you involved in in high school and college? Football? Swimming? Baseball? Volleyball?

 

[ComicChick]

post a pic of your fave piece of X-Men art!

fanfiction? yay? nay? don't care either way?
have you ever read any? wrote any?

casting in the X-Men movies, your faves, least faves. castings you'd like to see.

 

[knowsbleed]

There's no need to specify, as I am fully aware of the situation you're referring to. 5 years later I am still insulted, so why would I want to discuss it again? It's not like I have sweet fuzzy-azz memories of that s***.

Next.

Awww... :disappoint:



Ok,

 

[Paradoxium]

Fear of harm more than being alone... or fear of being alone more than harm?

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

From Comic Chick:

what weight class did you wrestle in?
I did some submission and freestyle wrestling. I also participated in some hand-to-hand combat.

did you ever win any awards?
No.

 

[Marx]

From Comic Chick:

what weight class did you wrestle in?
I did some submission and freestyle wrestling. I also participated in some hand-to-hand combat.

did you ever win any awards?
No.

That's very surprising.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

From Demogoblin: How is the Eternal Question fluffy?! PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW!!!

But I answered the question. I'm an ass-man.

 

[AndThePickles]

I know you've struggled with your religious views over the years. How's that going, currently?

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

But..but...the Batman 3 hype.

Not even Christian Bale and all of his awesomeness is powerful enough to make me stay here.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

From knowsbleed:

Better X-Men artist? Jim Lee vs Whilce Portacio. State reasons.

They both have very similar styles to me. It's hard to differentiate one as greater than the other. But I find myself collecting more of Whilce's stuff. I like his lines better I guess.

Did you see my longwinded reply on why the site's morale and style has changed over the years? Did that make sense to you?

 

[Franklin Richards]

Did you have a cyber crush on Aunt Petunia?

Gonna skip me?


Ok here's an additional question.


Were you angry when you found out? It seems that Kel and Captain Stacy were.


Are you still angry about the whole thing?

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

From The Immortal!

Thanks for answering my questions.
You're welcome. Thanks for asking them.

Also I forgot that the Dorff was with Pam Anderson. Maybe....I dunno. But she doesn't look 'clean'...

I've never thought that broad was clean. I bet she is filled with viruses galore, just from the lifestyle she's chosen to live.

What does being able to run faster than lightning feel like? Do you feel like Zeus?
It's a great, uplifting feeling. I laughed to myself when I saw the teenaged Clark Kent trying to outrun that train in 1978's Superman The Movie. I was like, "that's supposed to be fast?"

What are your views on the Greek Gods? Real? Fake?
Greek Gods are products of the imaginations and mere moral reflections of the sexually depraved humans that created them.

 

[Hobgoblin]

From Demogoblin: How is the Eternal Question fluffy?! PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW!!!

But I answered the question. I'm an ass-man.

Oh. Sorry man.

 

[Paradoxium]

Gonna skip me?


Ok here's an additional question.


Were you angry when you found out? It seems that Kel and Captain Stacy were.


Are you still angry about the whole thing?

You're dragging out bad memories for him, just leave it man. Some just take it better than others, just how it is.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Franklin Richards arrives..

Did you have a cyber crush on Aunt Petunia?


Oops, I missed one. Sorry about that.

Actually, no I didn't. I thought she was cute but she wasn't really my type. I was more impressed with her geekdom and knowledge of the FF. Of course, when things were revealed I was not exactly surprised because it just seemed to be too good to be true.

 

[Paradoxium]

Guess I spoke too soon

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

From Marx:

Caving and camping are alot of fun. And whoever said anything about sleeping outside on the ground with the bugs? You could always sleep in a tent or a camper.

No.

It's a lot easier to bludgeon people to death when they are in a tent. I've seen movies.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

From Marx:

Aside from wrestling, what kind of school activities were you involved in in high school and college? Football? Swimming? Baseball? Volleyball?

I played Football and was a member of the swimming team. Don't really care for Baseball, and although I enjoy Volleyball, for some reason we didn't have a net?

Just the balls.

 

[Hobgoblin]

Ok, serious question: Whats the best part about living in NY? Whats the worst?