15 Minutes MATURE CONTENT: 15 Minutes with Lightning Strykes!

[Lightning Strykez!]

Yeah, things are pretty f**ked up and will continue to be. I'm a fairly optimistic person though so I won't through myself off of a building.

Please don't. Who would clean up the mess?

 

[I SEE SPIDEY]

Please don't. Who would clean up the mess?

LMAO.

Anyway.

Do you think that we will every get a new and good Superman movie?

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

From T'Jai:

what do you write?
Science Fiction mostly. Some superhero-ey stuff too. [BLACKOUT]And poems. [/BLACKOUT]

and how do u feel about DC's "Marvelization"?
Monkey see....


does it tempt you to pick up more of their titles?
No.

is the small selection due to interest, financial or?
In this economy I'm sure much has to do with the financial aspect.

 

[Paradoxium]

You should not pin your faith, optimism and hopes on a politician. Do not believe in hope and faith because it produces nothing. Believe in your own action and outcomes.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

From Marx:

Since you have admitted to having sex numerous times on public beaches, have you ever been to a nude beach? If not, would you ever consider going to one?

I've been to a nude beach before. It was equal parts hot and weird actually. Lots of beautiful bodies and lots of very unnattractive, jiggly bodies too. Not all bodies deserve to glisten with Crisco.

Not sure I'd do it again though. The one I went to was a gay beach, and there were too many freaks there for my comfort zone. Everyone expects you to have sex with them like, "Why else are you here?" Some of the men looked like ravenous wolves...salivating and s***. I had a few too many fans trying to ride my d***--literally. I couldn't even sun-bathe with my eyes closed without someone reaching for it, for Christs sake. It was gross...and I could smell the venereal diseases in the air.


We had to get up out there.

 

[Ipodman]

From the Ipodman!

Do u think singers nowadays should work together or be rivals?

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

From I SEE SPIDEY

Do you think that we will every get a new and good Superman movie?

No, I don't. And that's sad.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

From Marx: Have you ever campaigned for a political candidate?

Hell to the No.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

You should not pin your faith, optimism and hopes on a politician. Do not believe in hope and faith because it produces nothing. Believe in your own action and outcomes.

*co-signs*

QFT.

 

[Marx]

From Marx:

Since you have admitted to having sex numerous times on public beaches, have you ever been to a nude beach? If not, would you ever consider going to one?

I've been to a nude beach before. It was equal parts hot and weird actually. Lots of beautiful bodies and lots of very unnattractive, jiggly bodies too. Not all bodies deserve to glisten with Crisco.

Not sure I'd do it again though. The one I went to was a gay beach, and there were too many freaks there for my comfort zone. Everyone expects you to have sex with them like, "Why else are you here?" Some of the men looked like ravenous wolves...salivating and s***. I had a few too many fans trying to ride my d***--literally. I couldn't even sun-bathe with my eyes closed without someone reaching for it, for Christs sake. It was gross...and I could smell the venereal diseases in the air.


We had to get up out there.

Yeah...I've heard that it's really not wise to go to one. There's usually nothing but people who shouldn't be naked there and others who are incredibly horny.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

From Ipodman:

Do u think singers nowadays should work together or be rivals?

Can you be a bit more specific? Are you referring to duets? Or are you talking about the Performance Tax they are trying to get radio stations to pay?

If it's the latter I can say this: I am sick to death of Radio One's Cathy Hughes and her annoying-azz commercials.

 

[I SEE SPIDEY]

Well I agree with the part about not pining your hopes on a politician, it would be stupid to do so. But I'm all about hope and faith so...can't really agree on that part.

I'm a religious person though and I don't really care if anyone approves or disaprove. That doesn't mean that I'm a pray the cancer away nut but I am religious.

Just not into the atheist or agnostic thing...sorry, okay, I'm not sorry at all.

 

[knowsbleed]

You should enter Hype Idol... no?

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

favorite stephen king novel?
most hated S.K. novel?
Van-Dammage or Segal?

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Yeah...I've heard that it's really not wise to go to one. There's usually nothing but people who shouldn't be naked there and incredibly horny people.

So true. A lot of orgy crap--and I don't do orgies. The men on that beach seemed to be really intriqued by me and my man, mostly by our physical appearance I think. He is Italian and equally ripped. So to see an interracial couple like us together raised a lot of heads (literally I'm sure) and brought a lot of quirkly attention. People are so curious and freaky and voyeuriffic. Dave and I only went there to catch some rays and enjoy the weather. Nothing more.

I'll never forget this one short (I'm talking 4'8 at least) fat guy that looked like Danny Devito gone bad that kept trying to hang around us. He was really trying to get a threesome orgy thing going with us. And we both were like, "Really dude?" Together we'd form a perfect 101.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

From knowsbleed: You should enter Hype Idol... no?

I'm thinking about it; I'm not trying to attach myself to any further long-term contests if I'm not going to be around much longer. I'm grateful that Comic Chick pulled my 15 Minutes ahead because at the rate we were going it wasn't going to happen until spring of next year and I'm pretty sure I'll be gone by then.

But we'll see. I'm weighing options.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Holy S***! It's venomvsspidey!

favorite stephen king novel?
most hated S.K. novel?

I don't read Stephen King. Sorry, but I've got to sleep at night. LOL

Van-Dammage or Segal?

Van-Dammage FTW. Segal was weak even in his prime to me. Jean Claude is only mofo I know that could dance so gay and still not lose cool points.

I mean, look at this s*** starting at 0:33:

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Really Jean Claude? For reeeeealz?

[blackout]Even the Asian guys in the background were like, WTF is this white guy doing here???[/blackout]

 

[I SEE SPIDEY]

I hated your reponse to my Superman question but I think the same thing sometimes.

 

[knowsbleed]

If there were two of you, what would you ask yourself and what would be the answer?

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

Holy S***! It's venomvsspidey!

favorite stephen king novel?
most hated S.K. novel?

I don't read Stephen King. Sorry, but I've got to sleep at night. LOL

Van-Dammage or Segal?

Van-Dammage FTW. Segal was weak even in his prime to me. Jean Claude is only mofo I know that could dance so gay and still not lose cool points.

I mean, look at this s*** starting at 0:33:

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Really Jean Claude? For reeeeealz?

[blackout]Even the Asian guys in the background were like, WTF is this white guy doing here???[/blackout]

and

and agreed on the segal part. I mean, would segal ever do this ? (can't embed, skip to 1:21, whuddabeast)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9hatLT-vl4

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

I hated your reponse to my Superman question but I think the same thing sometimes.

I'm sorry. But they screwed the pooch so badly back in 2006 they need to let that franchise hybernate for a while and try again. But at least they are trying to do Green Lantern. I'm just thankful they've finally realized they have more than two superheroes to make movies about.

I think Hawkman would make for a brilliant story on film. The Battle For Thangagar beeyotches!!!!

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

From Knowsbleed:

If there were two of you, what would you ask yourself and what would be the answer?

Hmmm. Probably something like:

"Caliph why are you so conflicted in your soul?" And the response would be, "I have no f***ing idea."

And then we'd kill eachother to relieve ourselves of our misery.

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

and

and agreed on the segal part. I mean, would segal ever do this ? (can't embed, skip to 1:21, whuddabeast)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9hatLT-vl4

My points exactly. Yup.

 

[Marx]

Since you said that your thrill-seeking abilities stop with roller coasters...

What is your favorite roller coaster?

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

From Marx:
What is your favorite roller coaster?

Hmm, I have a number of faves, but if I had to narrow it down to one I'd say the Millenium Force at Cedar Point, Ohio.