Mike Tyson Quotes: You Have To Read These

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  1. Man-Thing Registered

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    I feel sorry for him. I think it's just a matter of time until he comits suicide.
     
  2. War Lord Registered

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    If you're quoting a post, I believe it counts as one line.
     
  3. Tangled Web Registered

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    I actually feel bad for him a little. I heard somewhere that he had to go somwhere because one of his family members was dying. He brought a lot of drugs with him. His sister went to where he was staying and said ""He died 3 days ago." Tyson was like "Why didn't you tell me then?" She said "I came here when it happened but you were stoned on the floor." After that Tyson once said that no one hates Mike Tyson as much as Mike Tyson.

    :(
     
  4. Octoberist point blank

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    Mike Tyson is friggin' cartoon character! I love his crazy notes. He needs mental help though..
     
  5. Addendum Registered

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    I don't think there is any help for him
     
  6. War Lord Registered

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    It's a bit of a quandary, for sure. Everybody knows the man needs help. However, anybody who tries risks being killed.
     
  7. PLAS Registered

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    Mike Tyson: Man Of The Year
     
  8. White_Howling Registered

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    I feel so bad for the guy.. hes broke.. and he fights to get out of debt..

    if you watched beyond the glory - mike tyson..damn now thats a sad story
     
  9. Tangled Web Registered

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    He's doing porn now.
     
  10. White_Howling Registered

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    hes gotta earn money some way
     
  11. NyteWing Silent Defender

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    Pretty funny
     
  12. Kevin Roegele Do you mind if I don't?

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    I feel genuinely sorry for Mike Tyson. If you look at his life story, it's very sad.
     
  13. psychocheeseman Registered

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    maybe i should have said during sex. my bad
     
  14. Equint77 MY NAME IS HOV

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    ESPN showed his early fights this last Saturday.... :(

    Some of those punches could have killed ordinary men.
     
  15. Connor MacLeod The psycho little guy

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    Mike Tyson is hilarious. It's too bad everyone acts like he's dumb. He's actually quite intelligent.
     
  16. Assassin32 Or: Ronin Iscariot

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    Yeah, I saw those. Did you catch "Sports Century: Mike Tyson"?
     
  17. Assassin32 Or: Ronin Iscariot

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    True. Everytime he opens his mouth, disgusting, horrific poetry comes out.
     
  18. Equint77 MY NAME IS HOV

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    nah I missed it I was just able to catch Tyson's greatest hit's Vol. 1 & 2.

    I called up my friend to tell him how much I'd forgotten how much of a machine Tyson was... his speed.. his power. It was scary.
     
  19. Rizpower Registered

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    A ******ed, evil bulldozer. In his younger days.

    Now he's just worse.
     
  20. Assassin32 Or: Ronin Iscariot

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    DAMN YOU, DON KING!:mad:
     
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    What a crazy ****er
     
  22. Wilhelm-Scream Registered

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    Those are incredibly old, but I forgot about 'em.
    The greatest comedy writer in the world couldn't've come up with anything better.
    I love "He called me a rapist and a recluse. I'm not a recluse! :mad: "
    lmfao
     
  23. Honey Vibe Pardon, Mr. Hyde?

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    I'm googling, and I can't find a thing. What basically happened?
     
  24. Honey Vibe Pardon, Mr. Hyde?

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    He grew up in New York. He watched his mother Lorna be beat up by many of her boyfriends. He never knew who his real father was. His mother died when he was 16. By 19 he was found by D'Amato, an aging but violent father figure of a trainor. D'Amato died before Tyson became champ.

    Found some more:

    "Sex is not a great issue with me anymore," he says. "I'm just guilty about my sexual conquests when I was younger. I'm no longer a threat to white society, black society."

    "My biggest fear now is to go to a New York state penitentiary — then I'll see all my demons," he says. "My family, people I know, put me in that den of iniquity. I could easily be right there with them because, really, I am one of them."

    "One of my friends once saw another guy's (criminal) record and said, 'Look, this guy is a born troublemaker, just a loser.' I had to tell him, 'No, that's my record — and it doesn't include my juvenile history.' I'm supposed to be a quote-unquote 'superstar.' But look at my record. Oh, damn. I'm a super jailbird in super-max."
     
  25. gap5ewl inconspicuous since '03.

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    they all sound like something george W would say
     

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