Mike Tyson Quotes: You Have To Read These

[jaguarr]

The guy is beyond damaged goods. He sounds like a semi-illiterate sociopath with Downs Syndrome and anger management issues. Actually...that might be a pretty fair assessment...

jag

 

[Spider-X]

“My biggest weakness is my sensitivity. I am too sensitive a person”

"Look at you scared now, you hoe. Scared like a little white *****. Scared of the real man. I'll **** you 'til you love me, ******."

LMAO!....nuff said....

 

[War Lord]

The guy is beyond damaged goods. He sounds like a semi-illiterate sociopath with Downs Syndrome and anger management issues. Actually...that might be a pretty fair assessment...

jag

He just needs a little loving.

You will tell him that for me, won't you?

 

[Connor MacLeod]

True. Everytime he opens his mouth, disgusting, horrific poetry comes out.

Exactly.

Who's seen Mike's episode on Beyond The Glory?

 

[Honey Vibe]

Mike lives here in Phoenix now. He cares for pidgeons, raising the chicks and everything. He's petitioning the city government to allow him to; they have a law against 20+ pidgeons on a premise or something (he has 350 right now).

 

[spider-jide]

"I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was one big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let me smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."

lmao! Tyson's a nutter. snotbox, I like that.

 

[spider-jide]

"The one thing I know, everyone respects the true person and everyone's not true with themselves. All of these people who are heroes, these guys who have been lily white and clean all their lives, if they went through what I went through, they would commit suicide. They don't have the heart that I have. I've lived places they can't defecate in."

lol

 

[spider-jide]

"I'm the most irresponsible person in the world. The reason I'm like that is because, at 21, you all gave me $50 or $100 million, and I didn't know what to do. I'm from the ghetto. I don't know how to act. One day I'm in a dope house robbing somebody. The next thing I know, 'You're the heavyweight champion of the world.' ... Who am I? What am I? I don't even know who I am. I'm just a dumb child. I'm being abused. I'm being robbed by lawyers. I think I have more money than I do. I'm just a dumb pugnacious fool. I'm just a fool who thinks I'm someone. And you tell me I should be responsible?"


"There's no one perfect. We're always gonna do that. Jimmy Swaggart is lascivious creature, Mike Tyson is lascivious -- but we're not criminally, at least I'm not, criminally lascivious. You know what I mean. I may like to fornicate more than other people -- it's just who I am. I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid? I mean, I been robbed of my most of my money, can I at least get sucked off without the people wanting to harass me and wanting to throw me in jail?"

He's just too hilarious.


"I'm just a dark guy from a den of iniquity. A dark shadowy figure from the bowels of iniquity. I wish I could be Mike who gets an endorsement deal. But you can't make a lie and a truth go together. This country wasn't built on moral fiber. This country was built on rape, slavery, murder, degradation and affiliation with crime."

One of the smartest things he's ever said in his life.

 

[Mister Sinister]

That guy's an idiot. A wannabe Ali.

 

[spider-jide]

But you have to admit, he's hilarious.

 

[oakzap425]

...For someone so "stupid and dumb"... he sure uses a lot of big words. Not saying that they all are used correctly. But none the less, he uses a lot of them...

 

[Equint77]

even though most people don't believe it.... ask Mike Tyson a question on boxing history and he'll destroy you. He's watched more film and read more books about fights and fighters and the sport of boxing more than anything? Not only have I seen it in interviews but Bert Sugar (for those who don't know... this guy's a boxing historian) even acknowledges how much Tyson has studied and knows.

 

[Mister Sinister]

And who could forget

"I guess I'm going to Bolivian"

 

[JLBats]

Wow...

This reminds me of Drederick Tatum on the Simpsons, but I had no idea how dead on a satire that was

 

[Assassin32]

Drederick Tatum pwns.

 

[Honey Vibe]

even though most people don't believe it.... ask Mike Tyson a question on boxing history and he'll destroy you. He's watched more film and read more books about fights and fighters and the sport of boxing more than anything? Not only have I seen it in interviews but Bert Sugar (for those who don't know... this guy's a boxing historian) even acknowledges how much Tyson has studied and knows.

So it's not that he's dense, he just ... has selective interests?

 

[Swiftman]

"All praise is to Allah, I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too."

--what an arrogant piece of ****! ...oh, ****, i should've not said that, now he's going to fight me.

 

[Honey Vibe]

"I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was one big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let me smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."


Brilliant.

...
...I think I missed that one.

 

[oakzap425]

omg, this thread is so old!

 

[Assassin32]

“Smart too late and old too soon . . . This is just my ending.”

 

[Halcohol]

Here's a lot of these quotes straight from the psycho's mouth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6cFxWgLqHA

 

[Hades]

I love Mike Tyson.

he should get his own talk show.

Or maybe his own reality Tv show.

 

[Assassin32]

He's my hero.

 

[Hades]

He's my hero.

Yes. He's a deranged hero for all us psycho's to look up to and only hope to be like one day

 

[Assassin32]

Yes. He's a deranged hero for all us psycho's to look up to and only hope to be like one day

Nice new avatar.

“I don't react to a tragic happening any more. I took so many bad things as a kid and some people think I don't care about anything. It's just too hard for me to get emotional. I can't cry no more.”