Mike Tyson Quotes: You Have To Read These

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  1. Halcohol Suit up

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    I liked the one about taking little children and stomping on their testicles... good to know he's thinking about the kids. :up:
     
  2. Assassin32 Or: Ronin Iscariot

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    “Real freedom is having nothing. I was freer when I didn't have a cent.”
     
  3. Halcohol Suit up

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    I guess the Iraqis can be proud of their freedom then :p

    Man, you know you're some kinda f___ed up when you get a tattoo on your FACE.
     
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    I have a feeling he's a Final Fantasy fan.
     
  5. Halcohol Suit up

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    Something tells me Whack-A-Mole is more his style.
     
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  7. Jennifer Walters Attorney at Law

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    Dude. Someone should make a movie out of his fricking life after he croaks. It's like a fricking Street Fighter/Virtua Fighter/Tekken character's background not a real life man.
     
  8. Assassin32 Or: Ronin Iscariot

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    There was an HBO movie made back in 1995, but that's only half his story now. I wish they would put it out on DVD. George C. Scott was a badass in that movie.
     
  9. KingOfDreams Registered

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    It's amazing that these things were said by an actual human being. Pretty hilarious and kind of disturbing in a way. Yep, Dredrick Tatum really isn't a parody, is he?
     
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    that poor psychotic bastard
     
  11. WorthyStevens Green Man

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    QFT
     
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    He's like Frankenstein, if he was angrier and had a word-of-the day calendar.
     
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    ""I may like fornicating more than other people. It's just who I am. I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid? Know what I mean? I been robbed of most of my money, can I at least get a blow job?"

    Hahahahahaha. :woot:
     
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    I feel like watching "Tyson" so bad...I used to watch that movie all the time when I was like 12 or 13..

    -TNC
     
  15. Assassin32 Or: Ronin Iscariot

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    Like I said, that movie needs a DVD release ASAP.
     
  16. Assassin32 Or: Ronin Iscariot

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    "Every time there's a revolution, it comes from somebody reading a book about revolution. David Walker wrote a book and Nat Turner did his thing."

    "I just want to be humble at all times."

    "I know I'm going to blow one day. My life is doomed the way it is. I have no future."

    "That's what people respect, the fact that I wasn't a chump that laid on his back and gave up."
     
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    "The former light-heavyweight champion Jose Torres once asked Tyson what the best blow he had ever thrown was. 'Man, I'll never forget that punch,' Tyson said. 'It was when I fought with Robin [Givens] in Steve's apartment. She really offended me and I went bam, and she flew backward, hitting every ****ing wall in the apartment.'"

    (Etienne post-fight interview with Showtime Championship Boxing's Jim Gray)Jim Gray: 'Mike were you really sick this week? What was the problem?' Tyson: "I broke my back."'What do you mean by that?' Tyson: "My back is broken." 'What part, a vertebrae or a portion?' Tyson: "No. Spinal." 'You did that in sparring?' "No i did it by a motorcycle accident the doctors discovered..I was doin my situps, 2500 a day with my 20 pound weight and one day i couldn't move anymore and i just axed the doctor what's wrong and he said um believe it or not your back is broken slightly"

    "Being a champion opens lots of doors—I'd like to get a real estate license, maybe sell insurance."
     
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    LMAO
     
  21. Assassin32 Or: Ronin Iscariot

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n6S8gnX7WQ
     
  22. VICTORVONDOOMX Never tell me the odds!

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    The drama of Cuss D'Mato (spelling?) turning a street kid into the best boxer living (albeit, for 5 minutes) and his COMPLETE failure once turning away from both the boxing and the personal principles Cuss instilled in him would be great.
    I'd like to see that.
     
  23. Hunter Rider Ronin

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    :woot:
     
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    My favorite Tyson quote:

    "I'm just going to fade into bolivian."

    :woot: :woot: :woot:
     
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    Somethin' is definitely wrong with this man. I'm pretty sure everyone is afraid to tell him this.

    -TNC
     

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