Mix up movie captions

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Aaah...nice ones.

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"Soak it up--this is your last chance for a hug for a while."
 
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Batman: "I've got it! I've got it! The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Right?"
Joker: "Right. But there's been a change: they broke the chalice from the palace!"
Batman: "They 'broke' the chalice from the palace?"
Joker: "And replaced it with a flagon."
Batman: "A flagon...?"
Joker: "With the figure of a dragon."
Batman: "Flagon with a dragon."
Joker: "Right."
Batman: "But did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?"
Joker: "No! The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!"
Batman: "The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true."
Joker: "Just remember that."
 
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Joker: "I'm freakin' out, man!"
Batman: "Yes, you are freaking out...man."
 
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BATMAN: "I've had it with them, I've had it with you, I've had it with all of this! I Want ROOM SERVICE!!! I want the club sandwich, I want the cold Mexican beer, I want the $10,000 dollar a night hooker!"
 
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Young Michael:.....

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Dr. Loomis: This is some ****ed-up repugnant ****.
 
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PETER O'TOOLE: "Remember this well - there shall be no peace as long as Kirk lives."
OMAR SHARIFF: "You pompous ass!"
 
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Halle Berry is a respectible young woman. And I'm gonna see her boobs.
 
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I've had it with these mutha ***** snakes on a motha***** Sparta!!!!!
 
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"AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every mother****er in the room, accept no substitutes."
 
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Leonidas: "I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would **** a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around."
 
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'Andy was the navigator. He was all right. Buddy went to pieces. It was awful how he came unglued'
 
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"I wish I knew how to quit you."

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"Shut the **** up, Donnie! You are out of your element!"
 
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"I wish I knew how to quit you."

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"Shut the **** up, Donnie! You are out of your element!"
LOL!

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"It's Brock, sir. Edward Brock Jr. I come before you humbled and humiliated to ask you for one thing. I want you to kill Peter Parker."
 
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"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines"
 
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Xerxes: "Nervous?"
Leonidas: "Yes."
Xerxes: "First time?"
Leonidas: "No, I've been nervous lots of times."
 
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Dude! You got a tattoo!
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So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say?
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"Sweet!" What about mine?
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"Dude!" What does mine say?
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"Sweet!" What about mine?
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"Dude!" What does mine say?
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"Sweet!" What about mine?
 
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Dude! You got a tattoo!
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So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say?
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"Sweet!" What about mine?
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"Dude!" What does mine say?
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"Sweet!" What about mine?
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"Dude!" What does mine say?
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"Sweet!" What about mine?
Nice use of quote and it's dueling JJ Jamesons.
 
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"You wanna **** with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!"
 
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