Mix up movie captions

[wiegeabo]

"Oh, sugar, you just gone and done the dumbest thing in your whole life."

 

[Sloth7d]

"Ah, **** that burns."

Anyone whos scene Stay Alive should get this.

 

[Dr. Fate]

LEONIDAS: "Khan!"

 

[ghost_x]

Xerxes: "Nervous?"
Leonidas: "Yes."
Xerxes: "First time?"
Leonidas: "No, I've been nervous lots of times."

two Airplane quotes on one page, what a thread t:

 

[wiegeabo]

LEONIDAS: "I wasn't even supposed to be here today!"

 

[C.F. Kane]

"The power of the sun... in the palm of my hand. Nothing can stop me! NOTHING!"

 

[Speedball]

Hey there! I have Hepatitis C!

 

[Drizzle]

Xerxes: "Just relax, take it slow, and let the good times roll."

 

[Drizzle]

Sorry to double post, but I just thought of another one.

"Man, if my f**kin' ex-wife asked me to take care of her f**kin' dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu I'd tell her to go f**k herself."

 

[Dr. Fate]

GOOD ASH: "I don't understand..."
BAD ASH: "Did you think it was coincidence - so many good things happening for you, all for you, Norman?"
GOOD ASH: "What do you want?"
BAD ASH: To do what you won't, to say what you can't - to *remove* those in your way...
[Shows him headlines with murders]
GOOD ASH: "The Board of Governors - you killed them!"
BAD ASH: "WE killed them!"
GOOD ASH: "We?"
BAD ASH: "Remember? Your little "accident" in the laboratory...?"
GOOD ASH: "The performance enhancers..."
BAD ASH: "Bingo. Me! Your greatest creation. Bringing you what you always wanted: power beyond your wildest dreams. There is only one who could stop us - or imagine if he should join us..." [Big Evil Grin]

 

[wiegeabo]

"Tyler, what the **** is going on here?"
"I ask you for one thing, one simple thing."
"Why do people think that I'm you? Answer me!"
"Sit."
"Now answer me, why do people think that I'm you."
"I think you know."
"No, I don't."
"Yes, you do. Why would anyone possibly confuse you with me?"
"Uh... I... I don't know."

(Random flashback)

"You got it."
"No."
"Say it."
"Because..."
"Say it."
"Because we're the same person."
"That's right."

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Ash: So you don't think they'll find some kind of virus, or germ?
Mirror Ash: No. Those creatures were demons, creatures of Satan inhabiting the bodies of our dead. And the demons are still loose in this world, and the dead must be spiked.
Ash: Spiked? I don't know what you mean.
Mirror Ash: Spiked, as the hands of Jesus were spiked to the cross! SPIKE the dead to prevent them from rising again before Judgment Day! All sinners must repent and the dead must be spiked! Heed the Word of the Lord, or the dead will rise again possessed by demons, and ye who are unclean shall be damned forever and ever in eternal fire!

 

[Soup]

"MORTAL KOMBATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Soup]

"Oh, those Golden Grahams. Oh, those Golden Grahams. Crispy, crunchy, graham cereal, brand new breakfast treat!"

 

[Soup]

Apostle: ...You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

Jesus: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?

Apostle: No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the **** a Quarter Pounder is.

Jesus: What'd they call it?

Apostle: Royale with Cheese.

Jesus: Royale with Cheese. What'd they call a Big Mac?

Apostle: Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.

Jesus: What do they call a Whopper?

Apostle: I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King.

 

[Soup]

"YOUR SOUL IS MINE!"

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Jameson: I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul!

 

[Soup]

"Aw.. little goblin jr. gonna cry?"

 

[Redwoods Wolf]

Bad Ash: Wooowhee. You good lookin. It's like looking in a mirror, only, not.
Good Ash: Castor? But, you were, in, in...
Bad Ash: In a coma? Nothing like having your face cut off to disturb your sleep. Read the newspaper lately?
Good Ash: You...
Bad Ash: Yes, I did. It beats paying the bill doesn't it? You know, a face lift costs about 5 grand. See anything you like? Yes. I have personally torched all the evidence that proves that you are you. So, wow. Looks like you're going to be in here for the next hundred years! I have got to go. I got a goverment job to abuse. I got a lonely wife to ****. Whoops did I just say that? Oh, oh I really missed that face.

 

[Ash J. Williams]

"Bring out the gimp!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

BAD ASH: "I made you, you made me first."

 

[wiegeabo]

Gokon: "This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me."

 

[Dr. Fate]

Gokon: "This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me."

LEONIDAS: "Strap this on your sore ass, Blain!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

HICKS: "Guns don't kill people - I do."

 

[ghost_x]

Seriously, I think Jesus would talk to his apostles about Burger King