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[Redwoods Wolf]

Aaah...nice ones.

"Soak it up--this is your last chance for a hug for a while."

 

[wiegeabo]

Batman: "I've got it! I've got it! The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Right?"
Joker: "Right. But there's been a change: they broke the chalice from the palace!"
Batman: "They 'broke' the chalice from the palace?"
Joker: "And replaced it with a flagon."
Batman: "A flagon...?"
Joker: "With the figure of a dragon."
Batman: "Flagon with a dragon."
Joker: "Right."
Batman: "But did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?"
Joker: "No! The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!"
Batman: "The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true."
Joker: "Just remember that."

 

[wiegeabo]

Joker: "I'm freakin' out, man!"
Batman: "Yes, you are freaking out...man."

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: "I've had it with them, I've had it with you, I've had it with all of this! I Want ROOM SERVICE!!! I want the club sandwich, I want the cold Mexican beer, I want the $10,000 dollar a night hooker!"

 

[Jack Bauer]

Young Michael:.....

Dr. Loomis: This is some ****ed-up repugnant ****.

 

[Dr. Fate]

PETER O'TOOLE: "Remember this well - there shall be no peace as long as Kirk lives."
OMAR SHARIFF: "You pompous ass!"

 

[Redwoods Wolf]

Star Trek IV. Excellent.

 

[wiegeabo]

"You're the man now, dog!"

 

[Sloth7d]

Halle Berry is a respectible young woman. And I'm gonna see her boobs.

 

[Sloth7d]

I've had it with these mutha ***** snakes on a motha***** Sparta!!!!!

 

[wiegeabo]

"AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every mother****er in the room, accept no substitutes."

 

[wiegeabo]

Leonidas: "I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would **** a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around."

 

[Dr. Fate]

Star Trek IV. Excellent.

Correct. And thank you Red.

SUPERGIRL: "I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."

 

[ghost_x]

'Andy was the navigator. He was all right. Buddy went to pieces. It was awful how he came unglued'

 

[Zev]

"I wish I knew how to quit you."

"Shut the **** up, Donnie! You are out of your element!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

"I wish I knew how to quit you."

"Shut the **** up, Donnie! You are out of your element!"

LOL!

"It's Brock, sir. Edward Brock Jr. I come before you humbled and humiliated to ask you for one thing. I want you to kill Peter Parker."

 

[wiegeabo]

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines"

 

[wiegeabo]

Xerxes: "Nervous?"
Leonidas: "Yes."
Xerxes: "First time?"
Leonidas: "No, I've been nervous lots of times."

 

[Redwoods Wolf]

"You stay classy, San Diego."

 

[wiegeabo]

Dude! You got a tattoo!

So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say?

"Sweet!" What about mine?

"Dude!" What does mine say?

"Sweet!" What about mine?

"Dude!" What does mine say?

"Sweet!" What about mine?

 

[Jack Bauer]

Dude! You got a tattoo!

So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say?

"Sweet!" What about mine?

"Dude!" What does mine say?

"Sweet!" What about mine?

"Dude!" What does mine say?

"Sweet!" What about mine?

Nice use of quote and it's dueling JJ Jamesons.

 

[Sloth7d]

Dude! You got a tattoo!

So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say?

"It saids "Ray!" What does mine say?"

"****ed me!"

"Ray!"

"****ed me!"

"Ray ****ed me!"

fix'd ^_^

 

[Dr. Fate]

JJ: "I'll kill that plumber!"

 

[Zev]

"DAMN YOU SALAZAR!"

 

[wiegeabo]

"You wanna **** with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!"