Mix up movie captions

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CHEKOV: "S***! I've got five terrorists going southeast on Bakalakadaka Street!"
 
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CHEKOV: "What's with the Roman Holiday obsession? Your favorite movie is Fletch."
 
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BURT LANCASTER: "If you think Mick Jagger will still be out there trying to be a rock star at age fifty, then you are sadly, sadly mistaken."
 
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OPTIMUS:...this is for deliveries, there's the dumpster for the trash; also, if you want to get out of the restaurant and chill for a second, here you go. Oh, and these two fun-loving wannabe pieces of gangster s**t are Nick and Theodore.

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GREEN: How many times I f**kin' told you, man, it's the f**kin' T-Dog, yo.
OPTIMUS: Sorry, G.
ORANGE: Hey, yo, b***h. What makes you think I won't cut you?

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OPTIMUS: Aw, come on now, Dog, you know I'm just f**kin' with ya. You know I give you the mad...phat...super...fly...stupid...dope dumbass ******ed bombs**t props.
ORANGE: Yo, it's almost 4:20, dog, let's go.

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OPTIMUS: Those two should be sterilized. And I'm not kidding at all.
 
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OPTIMUS:...this is for deliveries, there's the dumpster for the trash; also, if you want to get out of the restaurant and chill for a second, here you go. Oh, and these two fun-loving wannabe pieces of gangster s**t are Nick and Theodore.

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GREEN: How many times I f**kin' told you, man, it's the f**kin' T-Dog, yo.
OPTIMUS: Sorry, G.
ORANGE: Hey, yo, b***h. What makes you think I won't cut you?

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OPTIMUS: Aw, come on now, Dog, you know I'm just f**kin' with ya. You know I give you the mad...phat...super...fly...stupid...dope dumbass ******ed bombs**t props.
ORANGE: Yo, it's almost 4:20, dog, let's go.

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OPTIMUS: Those two should be sterilized. And I'm not kidding at all.
What's that from Rabbit?
 
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OPTIMUS: "Dr. Boston? Are you in here?"

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STUPID GREEN AUTOBOT TWIN: "That's it, game over man! Game over! What the f*** are we gonna do now?! What are we gonna do?!"

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OPTIMUS: "Maybe we could build a fire, sing a couple of songs, huh? Why don't we try that?"


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OPTIMUS PRIME: "There Can Be Only One."
 
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Green: "Oh boys!"
Orange: "Where're da white women at?!!"
 
Nice Blazing Saddles quote ked.
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OPTIMUS: "Someone's in my fruit cellar! Someone with a fresh soul!"
 
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"Major Chip Hazard."

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"Gorgonite scum!"

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"Leave Alan alone. Your fight is with me."

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"You've got a lot of guts..."

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"...let's see what they look like!"
 
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PREDATOR: "Tell your men they work for me now."
DUTCH: "They won't work for a FREAK!!!"
PREDATOR: "Well why don't we cut you up into tiny pieces and then we'll see how loyal a hungry dog is!"

Eh, sorry, I don't think that's entirely accurate. :o:csad:

But the Small Soldiers/Avatar one is priceless. :hehe:
 
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SWAT RIDING SHOTGUN: We can't stop here, this is Bat Country!
 
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Predator: "Are you scared? We're all scared. You'd have to be crazy not to be scared."
 
Jack Baur, AWESOME Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas caption!
 
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DUTCH: Don't kill me man. Don't kill me! Don't kill me man!
PREDATOR: I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me.
DUTCH: What are you?!
PREDATOR: I'm Batman.
 
Jack Baur, AWESOME Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas caption!
Thank you Dr. Jones. It just came to me when I saw that pic. Surprised really no one else did that cap with that line, considering how much that guy talked during the scene.
 
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I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now.

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After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.

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I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

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There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.
 
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I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now.

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After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.

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I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

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There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.
Bwahahahaha. That's awesome.
 
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I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now.

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After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.

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I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

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There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.
:hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe::hehe:

I liked the Batman/Predator one too.
 
Ripping off Rabbit Samurai -

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THE MASK: "I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
 
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THE MASK: "Riddle me this... riddle me that... who's afraid of the big black bat?"
 
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"I HAVE BEEN HAVING A VERY BAD DAY! I just got out of jail this morning! Already I've been shot at, I was on a bus that flipped over seventeen times, ***** tried to stab me in the bathroom, and somebody blew up my Porsche! I am in a BAD goddamn mood!"
 
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