Mix up movie captions

[Ash J. Williams]

That quote should of been used too Elvis and a black JFK

Ok, now I'm just confused.

 

[ghost_x]

The quote is referring to Zombies, Elvis and JFK are basically Zombies, *sighs* never mind

 

[Ash J. Williams]

The quote is referring to Zombies, Elvis and JFK are basically Zombies, *sighs* never mind

Oh, now I get it. Never thought of that way.

 

[ghost_x]

Just seemed more ironic, yours works too.

Hey it's got Bruce Campbell in it, who gives a ****

 

[Ash J. Williams]

What, you got somethin' against Bruce or somethin'?

 

[ghost_x]

huh, what! I meant that in a good way, Bruce Campell is the best! It was meant like Either way Bruce Campbell is in the picture, so who gives a **** about the quote

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Yeah, you're right.

 

[Dr. Fate]

DUFF: "I feel like such a fool. I should have never doubted you."
MURRAY: " There, there. You had no way of knowing the man you were dating was a vicious, murdering sociopath."

 

[Dr. Fate]

RON: "But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, *Snap* the hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else."
HERMIONE: "Well, did he ***, or what?"
RON: "Jesus Christ, man. There's just some things you don't talk about in public."

 

[ghost_x]

Mallrats, snubbed of an oscar

 

[Dr. Fate]

^You know it.

ROBOCOP: "I'll tell you what you need man! What you need is a fatty-boom-batty blunt, and I guarantee you'll be seeing a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of those big-titted mermaids doing some of that lesbian $hit. Look at me, look at me, you sloppy b-i-t-c-h!"

 

[Jack Bauer]

BOND: I promise I will never even THINK about going up in a tall building again. Oh, god. Please don't let me die.

 

[Dr. Fate]

DECKARD: "Say 'hello' to my little friend!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

ROBOCOP: "Feed me, Seymour!"

 

[ghost_x]

'Who am I?...I'm Spider-man'

 

[Dr. Fate]

V: "I do my killing after breakfast."

 

[wiegeabo]

"I may be bad... but I feel gooood."

 

[Dr. Fate]

MAC: "Prepare the de-evolution guns! Prepare for destiny!"
DUTCH: "Where's my pizza?"

 

[wiegeabo]

Mac: "This... is my boomstick!"

 

[Drizzle]

"This is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories and in the morning...I'm makin' waffles!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

ARNOLD: "Say hello to my little friend!"

 

[Zev]

Sirius Black: Joey, do you like gladiator movies?

 

[Dr. Fate]

VERNON WELLES: "Now the whole world will know that you died scratching my balls!"

 

[Carmine Falcone]

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey.

 

[Dr. Fate]

V: "Didn't you get the memo?"