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[redmarvel]

TONY: No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid; I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for... for ten minutes!

 

[C.F. Kane]

I hereby claim this land and all its riches in the name of His Majesty King James the first, and do so name this settlement Jamestown.

 

[Panthro]

TONY: No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid; I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for... for ten minutes!

Hehehehehe

 

[Kane52630]

"I Want You! .... To Vote for Heath Care!"

 

[Panthro]

I liked that Incredibles/IM2 gag red.

BURT LANCASTER: "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attacked ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched sea beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser gate. All those... moments will be lost... in time... like... tears... in rain. Time to die."

 

[redmarvel]

The world is going to end unless we have sex right now.

 

[kedrell]

And now, a message from Pathological Liars Anonymous:

Joker: Hello, my name is The Joker, and I'm a member of Pathological Liars Anonymous. In fact...I'm the president of that organization!

I didn't always lie. No, when I was a kid, I told the truth. But then one day, I got caught stealing money out of my mother's purse. I lied. I told her it was homework - that my teacher told me to do it. And she got fired! Yeah, that's what happened!

After that, lying was easy for me. I lied about my age and joined the army. I was thirteen at the time. Yeah.. I went to Desert Storm, and I was injured catching a mortar shell in my teeth. And they made me a three-star general! And then I got a job in journalism, writing for the National Enquire...er, Geographic! Yeah.. I was making twenty thousand a ye..a month! In fact, I won the Pulitzer Prize that year! Yeah, that's the ticket.

And then my cousin died - Joe Louis - and I took it hard. Maybe too hard - I tried to kill myself. Yeahh.. I did kill myself! Sure! I was medically dead for a week and a half! It was a woman that brought me out of it - Indira Gandhi! Yeah, right.. And she told me about Pathological Liars Anonymous.

Oh, you'd be surprised how many famous people belong. In fact...at one of the meetings I met my wife - Megan Fox! Yes, I'm a changed man now, and all because of Pathological Liars Anonymous. Why, I - I even have my picture on the cover of Newsweek magazine. Yeah. Every day! Yeah.. that's the ticket! Yeah, you betcha!

 

[kedrell]

Dent: "I can't fly."
Batman: "What?"
Dent: "You heard me, I can't fly."
Batman: "No, no, no. You're going to have to do better than that, pal."
Dent: "No, I don't have to do better than that. Because it's the truth, I can't fly. I suffer from aviaphobia."
Batman: "What does that mean? "
Dent: "It means I can't fly. I also suffer from acrophobia and claustrophobia."
Batman: "I'll tell you what; if you don't cooperate, you're gonna suffer from fistophobia."

 

[kedrell]

Dent: "I would like to assure the people that they still have two out of three branches of the government still left and working for them.....and that ain't bad."

 

[SuperFerret]

Dent: "I would like to assure the people that they still have two out of three branches of the government still left and working for them.....and that ain't bad."

 

[Panthro]

BURT LANCASTER: "Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine."

 

[The Navigator]

I know, I'm the only one who saw this movie, but...

HICKS: What are you doin' with a rifle, Ray?
HUDSON: ...Nothing. Just thinking about doing a little hunting when the season breaks.
HICKS: Come on, Ray. You know you're not supposed to be doing that stuff anymore.

HUDSON: Not even hunting?
HICKS: Not even hunting. And you know that, not with your history.

HICKS: Here I stick my neck out for you--stick it out far. And now you've got a gal in your wrecked truck with a missing leg?

HICKS: A missing leg that's now missing?

 

[Kane52630]

I know, I'm the only one who saw this movie, but...

many people watched Aliens

 

[The Navigator]

many people watched Aliens

No, the one the dialogue's from.

 

[Panthro]

What IS that from, Rabbit?

VASQUEZ: "It changed colors, like the chameleon, it uses the jungle."
HUDSON: "You saying that Blain and Hawkins were killed by a ****ing lizard? That's a ******** psyche job. There's two to three men out there at the most. ****ing lizard."

HICKS: "I'm scared, Poncho."
HUDSON: "********. You ain't afraid of no man."

HICKS: "There's something out there waiting for us, and it ain't no man. We're all gonna die."

HUDSON: "This battle is over, Leonidas!"
HICKS: "The battle is over when I say it is over!"

 

[The Navigator]

Planet Terror. The last movie I know of that had Michael Biehn.

Like the Predator/300 stuff.

 

[Kane52630]

Can anyone guess this one?

"Momma Dont Like Tattletales!"

 

[Panthro]

Thanks Rabbit.

Can anyone guess this one?

"Momma Dont Like Tattletales!"

They Live?

VOLDEMORT: "Winged Freak Terrorizes? Wait'll they get a load of me!"

 

[kedrell]

They Live is correct. Nice stuff, guys.

 

[SuperFerret]

"Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word."

 

[wiegeabo]

"Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word."

Ok, that made it ten times creepier.

 

[SuperFerret]

 

[Panthro]

T-1000: "Let's put a smile on that face."

 

[The Navigator]

"Eat lead, slackers!"

 

[Panthro]

"See this? This is my BOOM STICK!!!"