Mix up movie captions

[redmarvel]

THE MASK: "THIS is the face... of Jewish vengeance!"

 

[kedrell]

Predator: "Where are those transmissions you intercepted? WHAT have you DONE with those plans?!"
Dutch: "[gasp] We intercepted no transmissions...This is a consular ship... We're on a...diplomatic mission... "
Predator: "If this is a consular ship, WHERE is the ambassador?[crunch]"

 

[Panthro]

Predator: "Where are those transmissions you intercepted? WHAT have you DONE with those plans?!"
Dutch: "[gasp] We intercepted no transmissions...This is a consular ship... We're on a...diplomatic mission... "
Predator: "If this is a consular ship, WHERE is the ambassador?[crunch]"

Bwahahahaha. Brilliant.

HERMIONE: "Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is a man!" [pause] "Einhorn is a man?" [horror] "Einhorn is a man!"

 

[C.F. Kane]

Juliet: How did you get in here?
Romeo: The window.
Juliet: Do you do that a lot?
Romeo: Just the past couple of months. I like watching you sleep.

 

[Orb]

Bwahahahaha. Brilliant.

HERMIONE: "Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is a man!" [pause] "Einhorn is a man?" [horror] "Einhorn is a man!"

Funny how I just watched the movie.

 

[Panthro]

THE MASK: "Winged Freak Terrorizes? Wait'll they get a load of me!"

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "Where is Clarence Boddiker?"

 

[kedrell]

Joker: "I'm lookin' at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna ****in' smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You're so pretty."
Rachel: "I want to chew your face, and I want to scoop out your eyes and I want to eat them and chew them and suck on them."
Joker[pauses]: "OK. This is funny. This is nice."

 

[The Navigator]

KIRK: I don't suppose there's a replacement Berrylium sphere onboard.

COMPUTER: Negative, there is no replacement Beryllium Sphere on board.
UHURA: No, there is no replacement Beryllium Sphere on board.

CHEKOV: You know, that's getting really annoying!

UHURA: Look, I have one lousy job on this ship! It's stupid, but I'm gonna do it!

 

[Doctor Jones]

KIRK: Have you ever been in a cockpit before?

CHEKOV: Gee, I've never even been on a plane before!

KIRK: Have you ever seen a grown man naked before?

 

[Doctor Jones]

KIRK: I've got to concentrate...
[his thoughts echo] concentrate... concentrate... I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate... Hello?... hello... hello... Echo... echo... echo... Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota...

 

[Doctor Jones]

KIRK: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.

UHURA: A hospital? What is it?

KIRK: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

 

[Doctor Jones]

KIRK: Can you fly this plane, and land it?

CHEKOV: Surely you can't be serious.

KIRK: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

 

[Kane52630]

"Eywa has heard you... Eywa has heard you!"

 

[Panthro]

All these quotes are great, but ya gotta love mixing Star Trek with Avatar.

UHURA: "Toruk Makto was mighty. He brought the clans together in a time of great sorrow. All Navi people know this story."

 

[Jack Bauer]

BRACKETT: The bandit, in the forest in Burma, did you catch him?

LOOMIS: Yes.

BRACKETT: How?

LOOMIS: We burned the forest down.

 

[Panthro]

Nice use of TDK there Jack.

LOOMIS: "There's something out there. That... that witch in the cellar is only part of it. It lives out in those woods. Something... something that's come back from the dead."

 

[Jack Bauer]

Nice use of TDK there Jack.

Thanks, and it fits so well given what Brackett has to deal with Michael.

BRACKETT: Now that's one big pile of ****.

 

[Panthro]

The Jurassic Park one is a nice fit too.

DUTCH: "Do you expect me to talk?"
PREDATOR: "No Mr. Bond, I expect you DIE!!!"

 

[The Navigator]

"You've gotta come back with me!"

"...Where?"

"Back to the future!"

 

[Panthro]

"You've gotta come back with me!"

"...Where?"

"Back to the future!"

Awesomeness.

 

[Panthro]

CATWOMAN: "You think I want to escape from this? There is no escape from this!"

CATWOMAN: "I haven't been f***ed like that since grade school..."

BATMAN: "Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is a man!" [pause] "Einhorn is a man? Einhorn is a man!"

 

[kedrell]

Dutch: "That little black box? What's it for?"
Predator: "That box goes beyond any known conventional radar. It tracks alpha waves."
Dutch: "Ahhh......alpha waves.... "
Predator: "I could have said it tracked pasta Fazul, couldn't I?"
Dutch: "Oh with garlic, mmmmmmmmm!"
Predator: ""

 

[Panthro]

Dutch: "That little black box? What's it for?"
Predator: "That box goes beyond any known conventional radar. It tracks alpha waves."
Dutch: "Ahhh......alpha waves.... "
Predator: "I could have said it tracked pasta Fazul, couldn't I?"
Dutch: "Oh with garlic, mmmmmmmmm!"
Predator: ""

 

[Panthro]

SAM WORTHINGTON PERSEUS: "Conan! What is best in life?"

HARRY HAMLIN PERSEUS: "To crush your enemies! See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!"

HH PERSEUS: "Is there no one else? Is there no one else?!"