Modern Day Robin Hood?

[Victarion]

They'd never know who did it though; how could they?

 

[SuperFerret]

Video surveillance, employees, other customers, etc.

 

[Victarion]

Look, the guy I saw got a drink and walked off. So I followed him. He found an empty aisle and jammed it into a coat pocket then went to the restroom and did the stuff with it.

Hypothetically.

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

this thread is stupid. But I hope the mods don't close it, cause I'm lolling HARD.

what's next ?

 

[SuperFerret]

Assuming that this isn't you, YOU saw him do this. No doubt, other people did as well.

 

[Manic]

Yes, because video cameras don't see into empty aisles, if empty aisles even exist at Wal-Mart.

 

[SuperFerret]

Yes, because video cameras don't see into empty aisles, if empty aisles even exist at Wal-Mart.

I tried to get into an empty aisle once, but I failed.

 

[Victarion]

Tis true, the man is an inspiration for myself. Like the bats for Batman. Any ideas on a costume we should use? Something to blend into the environment I think.

 

[SuperFerret]

Try carrying around bottles filled with urine. I hear it brings out the inconspicuousness of your eyes.

 

[Manic]

Any ideas on a costume we should use? Something to blend into the environment I think.

You could dress like overweight moms in too-small tops and tight leggings, dragging around unruly/crying children.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

The first time something happens at Wal Mart, i.e a death or something. I'm gonna send some of the delicious print screens you provided me to the cops.


"Why you gotta be such a dick?"

 

[Victarion]

....we could use those motorized carts as our Tumblers. Maybe. Hurm.

 

[Wolfwood]

Well there are blind spots in certain areas of the store. Not many, but they do have them...