Most/Least Satisfied Woman/Man in the Marvel Universe,....

[Galact-Gal]

I knew Ultimate Hank Pym was worse, but I thought he was prone to recurring domestic violence in the 616-verse, too.

IIRC it only happened once, waaaaaay back when Jim Shooter was writing the book. If anybody has evidence, preferably a scan, of 616 Hank hitting Jan any other time, I would sure like to know about it.

 

[Dr.Doom]

Kitty had it so good from peter that she phased involuntarily through the bed, through the floor to end up naked behind the couch in the break room of the X-mansion.

WHAT!?!?

 

[Galact-Gal]

WHAT!?!?

Near the end of Astonishing 13, Kitty goes to Piotr's room, they kiss, & she goes inside. Astonishing 14 is mostly about Emma messing with Scott's mind, BUT---
in the middle of the story there's a sequence that starts with one of the students sitting on a couch watching TV in a darkened room. Next panel has Kitty going "AAAH!"; she has obviously fallen throught the ceiling & landed behind the couch. (All you get to see of her is her head,an arm, & her legs as she is dropping behind the couch) Luckily the couch has an afghan or some kind of decorative cover over the back of it that Kitty grabs & wraps around herself. Then she runs back upstairs. On the following page she has reached Piotr's room, where he is at the door probably about to go look for her. The following exchange occurs over several panels:

Piotr: Are you all right?
Kitty: Oh my God!
Kitty: I phased!
Piotr: Are you all right?
Kitty: Are you?
Piotr: It was strange.
Kitty: I can't believe I phased just then! That's never...It was totally your fault!
Piotr: I like to think so, yes.
Kitty: Tee hee. (And the door is closed on them.)

 

[Themanofbat]

I would have said Medusa....

Can you imagine how mind-blowing it would be to have BlackBolt go down on her?

 

[Themanofbat]

IIRC it only happened once, waaaaaay back when Jim Shooter was writing the book. If anybody has evidence, preferably a scan, of 616 Hank hitting Jan any other time, I would sure like to know about it.

Hank was slapping her around in the early/mid 80's... right around when the Avengers were starting the 200's in numbering.

 

[Galact-Gal]

Hank was slapping her around in the early/mid 80's... right around when the Avengers were starting the 200's in numbering.

Darn it!! now you made me dig out my Avengers collection. The incident I'm talking about takes place in issue 213. Prior to that, Shooter & other writers had written Hank & Jan as having problems, due to Hank feeling that he couldn't make it as a scientist or a superhero. He had even had more than one mental breakdown. Around issue 211 the two of them rejoined the Avengers & immediately Hank was shown to be insecure, short tempered, overreacting. He was certainly giving Jan a hard time emotionally. During an Avengers battle, he made a big screw-up & the Avengers decided to court-martial him (so to speak). Being by now well on the way to another breakdown, Hank built a robot that would attack the Avengers during his hearing. He planned to heroically defeat it, winning back his place on the team. Jan discovered him working on this robot & tried to talk him out of his (looney) plan. Hank lost his temper & back-handed her, hard enough to knock her to the floor. IN NO ISSUE BEFORE THIS WAS HE SHOW TO HAVE STRUCK HER. Ahem. The robot attacked on schedule; Hank got caught by it & couldn't get loose; Jan had to save his sorry @$$. Having made things so much worse for himself, Hank left the Avengers. It was shortly after this that Jan filed for divorce.

 

[Varient]

She Hulk should be #1 because her husband is now a STARGOD!!! And covered with lovely fur, to boot! Of course she got hauled off to participate in Eros' trial on Titan; but once she gets home....t: .

Nope,.. She didn't get a chance to sample his "Star-Godliness" so she can't be number one,... and of course now that Eros has been found to be the cause of She Hulk being with *Ahem* Star God in the first place,.... She's not gonna give up her "Shulkiness" for something that is "no longer love".

 

[Varient]

WHAT!?!

(chuckle)
Missed those three issues did you?

 

[Varient]

And THIS is the main reason why i think Wonder Woman should have a GOD, not just a puny human who she can squish into paté during an involuntary spasm.

Someone who can bang a demiGoddess all the way to Jupiter and back.

As for the MU, I´d LOVE to see Dagger get some good lovin´from Cloak but the guy comes off as a bit of a glaciar.....

yeah,.... there are lot of heroes who would probably have great "sex" together. Too bad it doesn't happen,...

 

[Varient]

what?

(open Laughter)
U Really need to buy She Hulk and Astonishing X-men.

 

[Halcyon]

Nope,.. She didn't get a chance to sample his "Star-Godliness" so she can't be number one,... and of course now that Eros has been found to be the cause of She Hulk being with *Ahem* Star God in the first place,.... She's not gonna give up her "Shulkiness" for something that is "no longer love".

She-Hulk and John Jameson had been living together for months before the Eros love zap, so they definitely care for one another. There was certainly quite a bit of bedroom time shown and implied, and She-Hulk was shown to be satisfied in both human and superhuman forms.

 

[Themanofbat]

Darn it!! now you made me dig out my Avengers collection. The incident I'm talking about takes place in issue 213. Prior to that, Shooter & other writers had written Hank & Jan as having problems, due to Hank feeling that he couldn't make it as a scientist or a superhero. He had even had more than one mental breakdown. Around issue 211 the two of them rejoined the Avengers & immediately Hank was shown to be insecure, short tempered, overreacting....

Hey... my memory served me well. I was right.

 

[Dr.Doom]

(open Laughter)
U Really need to buy She Hulk and Astonishing X-men.

Uh, I DO buy She-Hulk. What the hell does that have to do with the X-Men?

 

[Tropico]

People are only concentrating on what Reed can do with...the obvious thing. You also have to realize that he has a perfectly functional tongue and fingers. He can probably stimulate more erogenous zones in her whole body than any of the other contenders. Adn that crack about him being too technical? Considering the creativity he has to come up with stuff that no one's ever created I highly doubt that. I think that it would be more like he has studied (that's his main thing, after all) as many sexual techniques as he could and then combined them to better suit his wife's needs (a woman I'm pretty sure he has studied in every detail as you often do with lovers).

 

[Varient]

She-Hulk and John Jameson had been living together for months before the Eros love zap, so they definitely care for one another. There was certainly quite a bit of bedroom time shown and implied, and She-Hulk was shown to be satisfied in both human and superhuman forms.

?
But the LAST ISSUE had her admitting that she felt NOTHING for him,... and MONTHS living with Jameson THE MAN is not supposed to be the same as a romp with STARGOD.

........................................ My argument stands.

 

[Varient]

Uh, I DO buy She-Hulk. What the hell does that have to do with the X-Men?

?
Now I'm mildly confused.

If you had read She-Hulk,.. you'd known about the Trashing of bedroom furniture that occured with Juggernaut.

If you read Astonishing X-Men you'd have known that Kitty Pryde Went thru Phases, (Play on words), because of how GOOD Peter was in the sack.


Don't get upset with me because you were the only one who missed both refs.

Peace.

 

[Silicon Surfer]

Sif has Thor and they both have inexhaustable stamina.

 

[Halcyon]

?
But the LAST ISSUE had her admitting that she felt NOTHING for him,... and MONTHS living with Jameson THE MAN is not supposed to be the same as a romp with STARGOD.

........................................ My argument stands.

I probably wasn't clear enough that I was addressing only the issue of whether She-Hulk was satisfied, which she was with John in his human form pre love zap, not anything to do with the current situation with Stargod.

 

[LadyMoira]

People are only concentrating on what Reed can do with...the obvious thing. You also have to realize that he has a perfectly functional tongue and fingers. He can probably stimulate more erogenous zones in her whole body than any of the other contenders. Adn that crack about him being too technical? Considering the creativity he has to come up with stuff that no one's ever created I highly doubt that. I think that it would be more like he has studied (that's his main thing, after all) as many sexual techniques as he could and then combined them to better suit his wife's needs (a woman I'm pretty sure he has studied in every detail as you often do with lovers).

WORD-Tropico. Yet another reason I was a bigger fan of Gruffaud than Evans in the movie...not to mention that if Reed's out of the picture Sue can still get herself a taste of Namor who also has...unique talents I'm sure. MJ of course probably has it pretty good with Peter and I can't see how Wanda could have failed to be satisfied with Vision.

 

[November Rain]

this thread is highly amusing...

that whole kitty pride incident makes it hard for anyone to go up against colossus...

i personally can't ever see the she-hulk being satisfied no matter how much in love she is in.

the first thing that came into my mind before i even finished reading the thread title would be sue richards, that woman has got it good.

saying this though, that blackbolt answer has definitely got me thinking the dude definitely has talents.

 

[LadyMoira]

Oooh I forgot about Black Bolt...you know what they say about those strong silent types and if power is an aphrodisiac...well...ahem I'm gonna go take a cold shower now...

 

[Sloth7d]

If Toad could ever get a woman just imagine what he could do with that tongue.

 

[Kitsune]

If Toad could ever get a woman just imagine what he could do with that tongue.

But it's a wicked tongue....

 

[Sloth7d]

But it's a wicked tongue....

That should make it all the more enjoyble.

 

[Galact-Gal]

Hey... my memory served me well. I was right.

Did you read my entire post? If you did, I don't see how you can say your memory served you well. In your prior post you said that in the early 200's issues Hank was slapping Jan around. He was not! He was being an incredible creep. In fact, I would say he was emotionally abusive to Jan (and I HATED Jim Shooter for writing Hank that way!). But he only hit her one time. As I originally said, that is one time too many; but it's not what most people mean when they use the terms "wife-beater" or "slapping around".