Most/Least Satisfied Woman/Man in the Marvel Universe,....

[Galact-Gal]

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Now I'm mildly confused.

If you had read She-Hulk,.. you'd known about the Trashing of bedroom furniture that occured with Juggernaut.

If you read Astonishing X-Men you'd have known that Kitty Pryde Went thru Phases, (Play on words), because of how GOOD Peter was in the sack.


Don't get upset with me because you were the only one who missed both refs.

Peace.

Actually the She-Hulk/Juggernaut encounter happened in Uncanny X-Men. I forget the number, but Juggy was on trial in Canada & Jen was his lawyer. (Aren't there rules against that sort of thing? )

And it's true that Jen hasn't had a chance to experience the StarGodiliness of Johnny-Boy, but she could when she's returned to Earth. (I would. I just can't get over that fur!t: )

It seems odd that after having a long-term affair with John, Jen would suddenly feel nothing for him. Removing Eros' zap should have returned her to the status quo; surely she felt some affection for John before Eros...accelerated things.

P.S. Tropico has convinced me that Sue Richards would be #1 (if she hadn't left Reed).

 

[Themanofbat]

Did you read my entire post? If you did, I don't see how you can say your memory served you well. In your prior post you said that in the early 200's issues Hank was slapping Jan around. He was not! He was being an incredible creep. In fact, I would say he was emotionally abusive to Jan (and I HATED Jim Shooter for writing Hank that way!). But he only hit her one time. As I originally said, that is one time too many; but it's not what most people mean when they use the terms "wife-beater" or "slapping around".

And you said he slapped her in issue #213... hence my being right about the early 200's.

 

[Themanofbat]

Oooh I forgot about Black Bolt...you know what they say about those strong silent types and if power is an aphrodisiac...well...ahem I'm gonna go take a cold shower now...

Imagine if he were to whisper sweet nothings while drinking from the gravy boat...

Yikes....

t: t: t:

 

[November Rain]

gravy boat?

urrrgghhh....

 

[LadyMoira]

gravy boat?

urrrgghhh....

Well I guess it's better than "mucus stew,"...

 

[Themanofbat]

Well I guess it's better than "mucus stew,"...

Ewww... I've never heard THAT one before... and I've been around long enough to hear them all.

And I really like the gravy.

 

[LadyMoira]

I've been hesitating about whether I should add "whatever girl is currently with Starfox" to the list. Obviously a love god even for a single night has to be tremendously pleasurable...on the other hand it might kill the memory later to have to wonder whether it was *real* or the result of mind control. Electra had Matt Murdock and improved sensory perception has all kinds of sensual possibilities. Black Widow had Matt Murdoch AND Tony Stark and as much as I hate Tony right now, I do concede that all the practice he's gotten in may have made him...well versed in certain respects.

 

[Galact-Gal]

And you said he slapped her in issue #213... hence my being right about the early 200's.

Okay, let's clarify our terms here. When you say Hank was slapping Jan around, exactly what do you mean? If you mean he hit her one time, then yes, you are right. If I used the term "slapping around", I would mean that he had done it several times; and I believe most people use the term in that way. So how do you mean it?

 

[Galact-Gal]

I've been hesitating about whether I should add "whatever girl is currently with Starfox" to the list. Obviously a love god even for a single night has to be tremendously pleasurable...on the other hand it might kill the memory later to have to wonder whether it was *real* or the result of mind control.

Now this is something that's bothered me about Starfox's guest turn in She-Hulk. Back when he was a member of the Avengers (I think Roger Stern was writing), what Eros actually did was to stimulate the pleasure center of the human brain--making a person feel really, really good. As I recall, he once used it to make a captured crook feel so good that the man didn't mind confessing. He didn't make people fall in love with him or anybody else. I know I haven't read every appearance of his over the years, so I suppose his ability could have changed without me knowing about it. Does anybody know if that's true?

 

[LadyMoira]

If we're going to have one then we should have the other...which woman in the Marvel universe is probably least getting her needs met...and who do you think she should go to...ahem to correct the matter? Personally I have trouble believing Emma Frost would be completely satisfied by Cyclops and have no trouble believing there's someone else on the side as well...

 

[Tropico]

R
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'Nuff said!

 

[LadyMoira]

Hard to argue with your reasoning there...

 

[Varient]

If we're going to have one then we should have the other...which woman in the Marvel universe is probably least getting her needs met...and who do you think she should go to...ahem to correct the matter? Personally I have trouble believing Emma Frost would be completely satisfied by Cyclops and have no trouble believing there's someone else on the side as well...

tooeasy:
She Thing.

 

[Galact-Gal]

I notice people are only answering the first question. Even you, LM, haven't suggested who Emma might turn to.

And, no, I haven't thought of any answer at all (Rogue's pretty hard to beat). Lemme think about it a while.

BTW, are there going to be matching threads for male characters?

 

[Tropico]

Madame Webb!

 

[Varient]

Fine,...
She Thing is DEFINETLY not getting her needs met,.... And almost any Invulnerable "big" man from the Thing on up could probably do the job,...

Eh,... All rogue needs is for a man to wear a fireproof body rubber.

 

[Galact-Gal]

Eh,... All rogue needs is for a man to wear a fireproof body rubber.

And you think THAT would be satisfying?!?!?!

 

[fifthfiend]

All I'm saying is the X-Men must've fought a hundred different nutters with one kind or another jacked up turn-off-everybody's-mutant-powers device, you'd think Rogue could manage to get ahold of one of those and keep it around for special occasions.

 

[Tropico]

And you think THAT would be satisfying?!?!?!

If she's into latex.......

 

[Tropico]

All I'm saying is the X-Men must've fought a hundred different nutters with one kind or another jacked up turn-off-everybody's-mutant-powers device, you'd think Rogue could manage to get ahold of one of those and keep it around for special occasions.

Either that or have Leech in teh room watching, it makes it kinkier.

 

[LadyMoira]

BTW, are there going to be matching threads for male characters?

I don't see why not...I get the feeling Emma and Tony might still be "teaming up" if you get my drift. And there's always Dr. Doom.

For Madame Web, I'd say Merlyn...they're both into the big picture after all.

For She-Thing I'd pick the Abomination

As for Rogue-she doesn't get a second chance with Remy and assuming you could find a temporary cure or way for her to control her powers I STILL think her best sexual chemistry was with Magneto. (I never said the "satisfaction" had to be any kind of longterm relationship now did I?)

 

[Silicon Surfer]

Rogue could simply have Leech get the room next door.Since his powers are an area effect they should work through the wall. Still Rogue probably has it the worst. Guys eyes roving all over her and then never following up on it. That would have to be infuriating.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

If she's into latex.......

You say it like it's a bad thing.

 

[LadyMoira]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tropico
If she's into latex.......




You say it like it's a bad thing.

Hey live and let live I always say...and I wouldn't want to judge anything anyway before I try it...

 

[LadyMoira]

In honor of the fact that we were all speculating about which Marvel female is most in need of some...satisfaction I feel it's only fair to do the same for the guys. What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander! I currently vote for Pug from She-Hulk...poor guy never gets any action and he's living with the woman with the biggest bosom in the Marvel universe. I also put Dr. Strange up for consideration on account of all those mystical retreats and of course poor Ben Grimm.