Yurka
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Hades said:What if your penis got run over by a semi. Wouldn't that hurt more?
Like say you were having sex with road kill and, well the road kill and whatever was inside it got squashed. Or what if you had a broomstick up your ass in the shower then you fell backwards and got impailed?
Or...or what if somebody got out a baseball bat and smacked you in the balls so hard they burst everywhere?
lol
						
 Prolly the worst thing I've ever experienced was when I tore up my left knee. (I was like 16 or 17 at the time) I was talking on the phone with one of these girls I met at a "social event" the day or 2 earlier. Well but anyways, I hang up up the phone. (I was on my bed) Stand up, plant both feet on the floor, turn to walk out the room, my left foot stayed in place while left hip turned with me. 