Most ridiculous thing you've ever blurted out?

[POWdER-man]

i usually blurt out something embarassing and stupid when i'm really drunk.

this past weekend i was bar hopping with buddies and ran into a girl who recognized us from high school . we were outside a mcdonalds and i had just gotten mcnuggets, the girls said " i need some mcnuggets " and i said " you need mcdick"

i found out about this conversation from a friend.

"She's lovin' it...."

 

[Silk Spectre]

i usually blurt out something embarassing and stupid when i'm really drunk.

This past weekend i was bar hopping with buddies and ran into a girl who recognized us from high school . We were outside a mcdonalds and i had just gotten mcnuggets, the girls said " i need some mcnuggets " and i said " you need mcdick"

i found out about this conversation from a friend.

lmao

 

[Metamorpho1977]

I used to sleep walk and cuss. or one night, my mom says I was sitting up in bed, asleep, and whistling.

 

[Kent]

When I was younger I had a black friend staying over and I went to get a soda . I said " i'll be right black" and he cleverly replied " i'll stay white here".

That's brilliant!

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

When I was younger I had a black friend staying over and I went to get a soda . I said " i'll be right black" and he cleverly replied " i'll stay white here".

I had an hispanic best friend in high school and we worked together at this chinese place in the mall, and would goof off all the time. One day I said something dorky, and she said, "You are such a hick"

So, I said, "I'd rather have a red neck than a wet back."

We both started to laugh so hard that we couldn't help the customers, and we got disciplined by our boss Mr. Mui.

 

[SWAT]

Me (while sleeping): "Magnets are allergic to vinegar!"

For some reason that made me laugh out loud. t:

 

[thedeadite]

Me (while sleeping): "Magnets are allergic to vinegar!"

This is the best!!!
Reminds me of the bazaar things my gf will say from time to time.
One time, we were talking about children's shows we used to watch and she said "Mr. Rogers stole a stoplight and put it in his livingroom like a goddamn anarchist!"