Most ridiculous thing you've ever blurted out?

[Bubastis]

Last night, I'm outside our local coffee place/performance center called the jammin' java. Me and my friends are talking to this girl named Julie (who I had and have no intention of getting with.)
I reach out my left hand to shake hands with her. She says ",Ooh, epic fail. You're using your left hand?" I blurt out kinda angrily "Well the other hand's the one I jerk off with so why don't YOU use the other hand?"

Similar stories?

 

[arachnid-guy]

haha that isnt ridiculous...that is just being a ROCKSTAR!

 

[Star]

Once I was sitting next to this girl I didn't like, and I forgot she was next to me and turned right to her and said "I hate (her name) so much." It was SO awkward when I realised I just said that to her face.

 

[Bubastis]

Once I was sitting next to this girl I didn't like, and I forgot she was next to me and turned right to her and said "I hate (her name) so much." It was SO awkward when I realised I just said that to her face.

Oh my god that's priceless. How did you backpedal?

 

[Metamorpho1977]

our church has an orchestra and last Sunday we did a song that had a salsa feel to it. When we finished playing, I shouted Olay!!! Not sure of the spelling, but I felt it was required to shout at the moment. The preacher just looked at me real funny.

 

[Bubastis]

our church has an orchestra and last Sunday we did a song that had a salsa feel to it. When we finished playing, I shouted Olay!!! Not sure of the spelling, but I felt it was required to shout at the moment. The preacher just looked at me real funny.

You sir, are awesome.

 

[Bubastis]

I keep going over that moment of mine in my head. It's one of those moments that's so embarassing, I go to impossible ends to not think about it. A lot of those moments came about freshman year.

 

[Star]

Oh my god that's priceless. How did you backpedal?

I was like "Er... I didn't mean to say your name. I just said your name because I looked right at you.... Yeah..."

 

[AxlsAppetite]

I was like "Er... I didn't mean to say your name. I just said your name because I looked right at you.... Yeah..."

Smooth move

 

[Nirvana]

Sometimes I use the word N***** really casually in my conversations when I'm out in public and then the next thing I realize, a bunch of people are staring at me.

 

[AxlsAppetite]

Sometimes I use the word N***** really casually in my conversations when I'm out in public and then the next thing I realize, a bunch of people are staring at me.

My friends use it all the time but i tell them that they can't use it because they arent black. But they really dont care any more if someone other than a black person uses it.

 

[Spider-Fan]

My friend and I are getting off the subway train near his work.

Me- "I'm hungry. Let's get some lunch."
Him- "Can't. I've got to punch in for work."
Me- "Well...don't punch in too hard."

I still have no idea what I was thinking

 

[Nirvana]

My friends use it all the time but i tell them that they can't use it because they arent black. But they really dont care any more if someone other than a black person uses it.

I am neither black nor racist, but often find myself using that word. A lot of my black friends don't care at all when I use it...I just need to try and use it more discreetly I suppose.

 

[AlteredEgo]

I was like "Er... I didn't mean to say your name. I just said your name because I looked right at you.... Yeah..."

slick.

 

[Dkim]

*My friends and I were cleaning my locker and we found an old piece of bread:

Friend: How old is that bread, like a week old?
Me:*pauze*... No, it's from last week.


After 3 years they still remind me of that moment.

 

[Eggyman]

*My friends and I were cleaning my locker and we found an old piece of bread:

Friend: How old is that bread, like a week old?
Me:*pauze*... No, it's from last week.


After 3 years they still remind me of that moment.

Truly shocking. Did you move it or let it walk out on its own?

 

[DDS]

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[AxlsAppetite]

I am neither black nor racist, but often find myself using that word. A lot of my black friends don't care at all when I use it...I just need to try and use it more discreetly I suppose.

Just look around to see if there are any around. Like you do when you're about to say a (insert ethnicity here) joke.

 

[Dkim]

Truly shocking. Did you move it or let it walk out on its own?

I did move it, he almost escaped though.

 

[Eggyman]

I did move it, he almost escaped though.

It was a he

 

[Dkim]

It was a he

Yeah,

His name was Henk, a Good Fellow.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

To be honest I say alot of ridiculous things on a common basis.

 

[DDS]

Lol...this was just a few minutes ago.

There will be a meteor shower, and then they whole world will freeze for some reason.

Whoever gets the refrence will be spared.

Ice age!!

Nope. You're dead.

It's a line from Family Guy, lol.

Hey, I think you meant to say "the" in your post above, not "they world end." Might want to edit that.

Er...who are you talking to?

(quotes first post)

This guy.

Lol...I was confused because someone posted above you.

Well at least I'll have something to add here...

http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=310965

 

[Koz]

One time, a friend was over at my house hanging out and playing a video game. I was just watching him play, and my mind started wandering. For some reason, I started thinking about leprosy. I was thinking about how terrible it would be and how I'd hate to have it. Anyway, at some point my friend asked me something about the game (where to go to do something or what item to use), and without thinking, I turned to him and said, "Leprosy." We had a habit of saying random things to each other, so he just laughed and didn't ask why I said it. I was kind of embarrassed at first though.

 

[CBGB]

Well I guess this one time I was doing a presentation in front of my class, and instead of saying funky I said f***y.