Most ridiculous thing you've ever blurted out?

[spideyboy_1111]

one time me and a group of friends were playing that board game Outburst? or something like that where you have a card and have to "hint" at your teamates what your card says.... well out team had like 2 seconds left, and i had chewbacca .... sooo i just yell out this horrible wookie noise.. that sounds absolutely nothing like a wookie... more like a dying cow or something, because i can't do the noise.... anyway my friends all just looked at me like WTF as the buzzer rang....

 

[Spider-Fan]

This one time, my bro and I were talking. For some reason that Barbera Walters book came up, where she said she had an affair with a black guy. I lost interest in the conversation so I went into automatic mode. Then I came back into reality, and he said something like "you know?" I replied "well you know, once you go black, you never go back." He stopped talking, and said that was the absolute stupidest thing I poosibly could have said at that moment.

 

[Spider-Fan]

Double post...though I hit the button once?

 

[adhokk7]

Out of nowhere, I blurted to a friend at a Rolling Stones concert that her boobs were small in comparison to her mother's.

This is my favorite.

 

[Lord Valumart]

yeh...lol all you want it doesn't change the fact that 2 out of 3 people were confused as hell...

 

[Metamorpho1977]

I was at a bar 10 yrs ago.. I blurted out to this girl " nice ****, wanna f #$k", yeah she slapped the crap outta me

I got a similar story to that. When I was in 7th grade, this girl in my class had some big un's and me in my immaturity, asked her if they were real. the rest of the day, i walked around with her handprint on my face.

 

[SWAT]

I really say a lot of stupid things... So nothing sticks out.

 

[The Geek Vault]

one time I went to texas roadhouse and our waitress had just brought the drinks and she was very hot and we were talking about her and I went "yeah I'd bang her" and I turn and she was standing right there...

 

[Heffer Wolf]

A couple of weeks ago we were playing Goldeneye at a friends house {Slappers only in the caverns} and I slapped my friend to death, and I just yelled," Hell yeah, my pimp hand is strong" My friends looked at me like i was ******ed.

I was hitting on this fat chick on the train ride home from a Padres game, and i was trying to explain to my friends what she looked like, they asked if she was hot and i said, "NO. Absolutly nothing was hot about her. Not one thing. But i still was all about it"

Playing Rock Band as the singer my friends asked if i wanted it on easy or medium and i blurted out "Easium, duh."

and finally:

I was trashed at this party, and there was this ugly girl talking to one of my friends, and nobody could find them, so i yelled out, "yeah, Casey is probably *****ing that fat ugly girl. I mean, yeah, I'd ***** her, but still... that sucks for him" they were behind me.

 

[Lemon]

This wasn't said by me but a mate of mine, we were walking down the road *****ing about this girl who was an RA in our Hall of Residence and instead of saying "she's a ****in dick" my mate said "she's ****in a dick!"

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

In college they gave out "finals survival kits" as a joke so I was rummaging through the contents in front of the hottest guy in the department.

"Ohh, a blue, a couple pens, a coupon for half off coffee at the Grill... hmm, what's this?" I ask, pulling the last little item out of the bag.

Hot Guy looks at me and smiles and says, "That would be a condom."

 

[Lemon]

In college they gave out "finals survival kits" as a joke so I was rummaging through the contents in front of the hottest guy in the department.

"Ohh, a blue, a couple pens, a coupon for half off coffee at the Grill... hmm, what's this?" I ask, pulling the last little item out of the bag.

Hot Guy looks at me and smiles and says, "That would be a condom."

Doh!

 

[chaseter]

In college they gave out "finals survival kits" as a joke so I was rummaging through the contents in front of the hottest guy in the department.

"Ohh, a blue, a couple pens, a coupon for half off coffee at the Grill... hmm, what's this?" I ask, pulling the last little item out of the bag.

Hot Guy looks at me and smiles and says, "That would be a condom."

Don't lie. You put it on your head and said "Who would wear this?"

 

[lemmasaurus]

I just manage to say things that creep the people around me out. I once told my boyfriend that I wondered what his skull would look like. :V

 

[Matt Murdock]

"I love you."

 

[OctaviusINC]

I met Lou Ferrigno a bunch of times and he was a real ******* to me and my friends. So I was sitting in my photoshop class doing my Lou Ferrigno impression and the girl sitting across from was deaf.

But it was okay. She didn't hear me.

 

[Silvermoth]

Once in High school someone had written sex on the blackboard in one of the classrooms. The room also smelt strangely of cabbage. When I tried to say "This room smells like cabbage" I actually said...

"This room smells like sex"

My friends still haven't gotten over it.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

remember that cool song from the 90s? I smell sex and candy?

 

[Silk Spectre]

It's not what I said, but what my friend said...

One day we were at this outdoor flea market browsing around. We both kinda had a thing for guys with long hair. Well this guy who has long hair walk by. I'm standing a few feet away from my friend and she shouts, "Look Mary, it's a guy with long hair!"

He just smiled and kept walking.

Or there was the time we both showed up at the DMV at the same time unplanned. I was with my mom, and she was with her aunt. There were these two really butch lesbians hanging on each other and the DMV. I qietly said hey look there are some lesbians over there. She then shouts, "Lesbians, where?"

 

[Bubastis]

"I love you."

Ouch, been there before man. That must have been rough.

 

[Ender Durden]

"I love you."

hahah



gf to me: "I think I'm falling in love with you"

me: "...thanks?"

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

i was talking to my friend and i wanted to say every week on sunday but said every day on sunday.

one time be and my friend and his girlfriend were at the bowling ally and my friends girlfriend, who was drunk at the time, said "love you, but not enough to have a threesome". to this day she says she didn't say that but we know better.

 

[Angel_Faerie]

Me (while sleeping): "Magnets are allergic to vinegar!"

 

[bullets]

i usually blurt out something embarassing and stupid when i'm really drunk.

this past weekend i was bar hopping with buddies and ran into a girl who recognized us from high school . we were outside a mcdonalds and i had just gotten mcnuggets, the girls said " i need some mcnuggets " and i said " you need mcdick"

i found out about this conversation from a friend.

 

[bullets]

I am neither black nor racist, but often find myself using that word. A lot of my black friends don't care at all when I use it...I just need to try and use it more discreetly I suppose.

When I was younger I had a black friend staying over and I went to get a soda . I said " i'll be right black" and he cleverly replied " i'll stay white here".