Most ridiculous thing you've ever blurted out?

[The Chairman]

Out of nowhere, I blurted to a friend at a Rolling Stones concert that her boobs were small in comparison to her mother's.

 

[Eggyman]

Two Christmases ago at work: The cleaner was bending over in front of me, picking something up off the floor while complaining about how much she hates Christmas . . . so instead of saying bah humbug to her, I said bah bumhug

She knew what I'd been looking at

We both went shades of red and busied ourselves.

 

[Ghostvirus]

My life is a blurt.

 

[Silk Spectre]

When I was in high school i worked at Alberstons as a cashier. There were quite a few other people from my school there and we used to talk and goof off at work. I remember one day this guy I just could not stand walked in the store. He had a crush on me, but I thought he was hideous and annoying. I made some comment to the effect of "oh there's that stupid ugly gorilla boy, I can't him."

The lady whose order I was ringing up goes, oh you mean that boy that just walked in, he's my son.

I wanted to die.

 

[AxlsAppetite]

When I was in high school i worked at Alberstons as a cashier. There were quite a few other people from my school there and we used to talk and goof off at work. I remember one day this guy I just could not stand walked in the store. He had a crush on me, but I thought he was hideous and annoying. I made some comment to the effect of "oh there's that stupid ugly gorilla boy, I can't him."

The lady whose order I was ringing up goes, oh you mean that boy that just walked in, he's my son.

I wanted to die.

holy crap, that must've been funny as hell

 

[Silk Spectre]

holy crap, that must've been funny as hell

It's funny now, but at the time I felt my stomach drop.

 

[Alex The Great]

''Wanna have sex?''

 

[POWdER-man]

Two Christmases ago at work: The cleaner was bending over in front of me, picking something up off the floor while complaining about how much she hates Christmas . . . so instead of saying bah humbug to her, I said bah bumhug

She knew what I'd been looking at

We both went shades of red and busied ourselves.

haha...bumhug....

 

[Symbiotic]

Two Christmases ago at work: The cleaner was bending over in front of me, picking something up off the floor while complaining about how much she hates Christmas . . . so instead of saying bah humbug to her, I said bah bumhug

She knew what I'd been looking at

We both went shades of red and busied ourselves.

 

[Dark Victory]

In like 6th grade we got to make up our own stories and one girl in my class was continuing her story

"...so the witches and warlocks would meet at the edge of town and have a..."

And I shouted out

"ORGY!"

She gave me a weird look and continued

"...secret meeting."

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

Two Christmases ago at work: The cleaner was bending over in front of me, picking something up off the floor while complaining about how much she hates Christmas . . . so instead of saying bah humbug to her, I said bah bumhug

She knew what I'd been looking at

We both went shades of red and busied ourselves.

 

[AnimatedFury]

Once there were all these white boys in my class and I was talking to my Hispanic friend and kind of forgot about them and I accidentally let slip the secret of the black/mexican alliance and other secrets. OOOP.

 

[CFE]

It wasn't so much a blurt as it was a statement that everyone's wanted to make in this situation; you know it:

Packed Movie Theatre, Lights about 5 minutes away from going down, and a pack of Frat Guys sitting in the row right below mine. They wouldn't shut up shouting stupid things about banging chicks and sports and whatever...

Everyone is kind of eyeballing them with the typical 'burst into flames' death-stare as the lights cut out.

And finally I just went "SHUT THE F**K UP YOU BUTTF**KING ASSH*LES!"

I've never been to a film with that much respectful silence since then...

BTW The film was "Chronicles of Narnia" on Christmas Eve...

CFE

 

[Darthphere]

I called a customer a dick faced ***** once.

 

[Cosmic]

When I was about 14, my neighbor's oldest daughter announced that her mom (who was in the kitchen, right next to us) was pregnant with what was to be her eighth child. I wondered aloud whether there would be any more after that one. The girl, her older brother (both very close friends of mine) along with another friend who was there, laughed it off, but their mom was not amused.

Her daughter tried to defend me, but I was really embarrassed that I even said it. I didn't apologize, because I didn't mean it to sound the way it did. But I said nothing further and made myself scarce afterwards. We dropped it, but we actually didn't speak for a long time after that. I've blurted out a lot of ridiculous and random nonsense in my time, but that was one I wish I could have back.

 

[arachnid-guy]

I say a lot of silly things.

 

[BatmanFilmUnlim]

My friends use it all the time but i tell them that they can't use it because they arent black. But they really dont care any more if someone other than a black person uses it.

Umm...anyone can say a word. Stupid logic.

 

[AnimatedFury]

Umm...anyone can say a word. Stupid logic.

Anyone who can speak can actually say any word they can pronounce, whether or not they get an expert ass beating however is entirely upto the word they use and their proximity to me.

 

[Lemon]

I saw alot of stupid stuff, most of the time I forget it right after I've said it, except sometimes my mates have written down the stuff I've said, they call them Jess-isms.......damn them.

One I've been reminded of is:

"Sharks are like the labradors of the ocean. Not that they're friendly, they just eat everything" (while watching Jaws)

 

[AnimatedFury]

I saw alot of stupid stuff, most of the time I forget it right after I've said it, except sometimes my mates have written down the stuff I've said, they call them Jess-isms.......damn them.

One I've been reminded of is:

"Sharks are like the labradors of the ocean. Not that they're friendly, they just eat everything" (while watching Jaws)

Someone I know said "where does this movie take place?" when she was completely aware that she was watching Once Upon a Time in Mexico, that was pretty ******ed.

 

[kane9321]

I was at a bar 10 yrs ago.. I blurted out to this girl " nice ****, wanna f #$k", yeah she slapped the crap outta me

 

[JayCaz]

"FROG STOOL? STUPID B**CH"

I was a firm believer that people who told me that they'd "thought something but said it out loud by accident" were full of it, until I did it.

When I was about 18 my ex took me to meet her parents for the first time and we had a meal at her house. After the meal we watched Catchphrase (a show hosted by Irish 'funnyman' Roy Walker, where contestants had to guess various things, song titles, phrases etc, by looking at cartoons on a big screen, wiki it or youtube it if you don't get the jist).

So basically, one comes on the screen, and it's blatantly a toad, but with 3 wooden legs, therefore the answer is Toadstool. My ex's Mother shouts "FROG STOOL!" and without thinking I go, under my breath, but easily loud enough for everyone to hear "tsk..frogstool...stupid b**ch".

I literally carried on watching the programme for about another minute before what I'd done hit me.

I was never invited back.

 

[Eggyman]

I was at a bar 10 yrs ago.. I blurted out to this girl " nice ****, wanna f #$k", yeah she slapped the crap outta me

I was given the same treatment when I asked a girl if she fancied going halves on a bastard

 

[Lord Valumart]

honestly if you're thinking about other stuff then it's really hard not to blurt out crap...

this girl at work was telling me something and i was thinking about something more interesting and she asked if i understood i said without a pause or anything "sorry, i was lost in your eyes" and and just stared at her. a guy next to us just burst out laughing at it

 

[Lemon]

honestly if you're thinking about other stuff then it's really hard not to blurt out crap...

this girl at work was telling me something and i was thinking about something more interesting and she asked if i understood i said without a pause or anything "sorry, i was lost in your eyes" and and just stared at her. a guy next to us just burst out laughing at it