My Car... My Poor Car... !!!

[Daisy]

maybe you do

I don't think so.

'cause one of you is actually a bald man who smells like sour milk, by JLB's reckoning, I guess?

Wow, balding at 35... poor guy.

 

[Ronny Shade]

I don't believe you. Sorry.

You should be careful. I have known 3 girls that DIED in car accidents. No joke. Of course one was a psycho who jumped out of the car on the freeway, and one was in a car full of drugged up teens on the way home from a Crash Worship show, but the third was just driving along.
And they had to have a closed casket.

how many people do you know who've died, Wilhelm?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I keep forgetting to join an online knitting, needle-point or scrapbooking community so all the users can say, "Pffff...please, Wilhelm is SO an old lady posing as a dude."

 

[JLBats]

I keep forgetting to join an online knitting, needle-point or scrapbooking community so all the users can say, "Pffff...please, Wilhelm is SO an old lady posing as a dude."

I maintain that you're a fifteen year old who has created a second identity for himself

 

[Ronny Shade]

Wow, balding at 35... poor guy.

I have a friend who's 24 and he's getting there

 

[tzarinna]

I suppose that, and you sound like you're over NW a lot. I'm over on the Hill.

I had a house on Columbia Rd

 

[Daisy]

I had a house on Columbia Rd

I've lived a couple places on Capitol Hill. Now I live in Southern MD, across from Mount Vernon.

I still work on The Hill though.

 

[jaguarr]

Is Charlie Babbitt your brother?

jag

 

[Ronny Shade]

I maintain that you're a fifteen year old who has created a second identity for himself

Who would sue me if I actually wrote a screenplay based on that movie idea?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

how many people do you know who've died, Wilhelm?

My Grandpa, the psycho-girl, the drugged-up hedonist girl, the other girl, my great grandma, my 2 step-grandmas, a little kid at my church when I was a kid, a kid in high school who committed suicide after his dad took off with the receptionist, and, jeez, several aborted babies, who I never "knew", but I knew of.

Why, Ronny? You just like to RIP OPEN OLD WOUNDS for people? Is that why you want to know?

 

[JLBats]

Who would sue me if I actually wrote a screenplay based on that movie idea?

Me and Abaddon, but if you want I'll collaborate with you on it.

 

[Daisy]

I maintain that you're a fifteen year old who has created a second identity for himself

That's really just wishful thinking on your part.

 

[tzarinna]

I've lived a couple places on Capitol Hill. Now I live in Southern MD, across from Mount Vernon.

I still work on The Hill though.

Silver Spring,but shopping for house soon

 

[Ronny Shade]

My Grandpa, the psycho-girl, the drugged-up hedonist girl, the other girl, my great grandma, my 2 step-grandmas, a little kid at my church when I was a kid, a kid in high school who committed suicide after his dad took off with the receptionist, and, jeez, several aborted babies, who I never "knew", but I knew of.

Why, Ronny? You just like to RIP OPEN OLD WOUNDS for people? Is that why you want to know?

I want to incorporate it into your biopic

 

[JLBats]

That's really just wishful thinking on your part.

Yeah, I really wish Wilhelm had disassociative identity order. That would improve my life

 

[JLBats]

I want to incorporate it into your biopic

Those things are lies.

One of the most emotional scenes will be when Wilhelm's internet girlfriend discovers his true identity and he is forced to kill her to keep it a secret. It'll be HOT

 

[Daisy]

Silver Spring,but shopping for house soon

Cool. We should really arrange to get together some weekend for some coffee or something.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Those things are lies.

One of the most emotional scenes will be when Wilhelm's internet girlfriend discovers his true identity and he is forced to kill her to keep it a secret. It'll be HOT

How does this movie end again?

 

[Daisy]

Yeah, I really wish Wilhelm had disassociative identity order. That would improve my life

No, you wish it were true because that would help you believe that you'd have a shot at doing it successfully.

 

[JLBats]

How does this movie end again?

"No... my name is WILHELM! WILLLLLHEEEEEEELLLLLLMMMMMMMMM!"

 

[JLBats]

No, you wish it were true because that would help you believe that you'd have a shot at doing it successfully.

Why would I want a different life?

My own is so awesome without me even trying that I'd have no motivation to do such a thing

 

[Symbiote Hulk]

I think women are just bad drivers:

Don't mean to be sexist but even google search "Female Driver" and you'll get a whole bunch of stuff that supports my view.

 

[Ronny Shade]

No the line was something else something like "I am Wilhelm Scream! I am Legend!" or something

but it wasn''t that

 

[JLBats]

No the line was something else something like "I am Wilhelm Scream! I am Legend!" or something

but it wasn''t that

"I AM WILHELM-SCREAM! LORD OF THE INTERNETS!"

 

[tzarinna]

Cool. We should really arrange to get together some weekend for some coffee or something.

Right on,