My Cat Is A Savage Killing Machine

[Mee]

Very much so.

^ Look at him...just waiting to strike!


Usually, he just catches mice, moles, and lizards. But today he caught a little bird. And not just one, two. And he didn't even kill them, he just catches them, and when they're too beaten to move anymore (and therefor no fun to chase) he just leaves them there to die...slowly. The monster.


Not that I'm going to clip his claws or anything, then he'd be no fun. I loves my little killing machine.

 

[AndThePickles]

Post more pics of him......ever since I saw your cat in the Pet Photo thread I've been in love with him :heart:

 

[Erzengel]

What's his name?

And cats do that, they like the chase more than the kill it seems sometimes.

Other times they present them as presents to their owners.

 

[Mee]

What's his name?

And cats do that, they like the chase more than the kill it seems sometimes.

Other times they present them as presents to their owners.

Simba.


I'll try and dind some pics ATP. :heart:

 

[Erzengel]

*snicker*

Simba?

 

[Mee]

He's gonna kill you now.

 

[yenaled]

Hahah, awesome cat.

 

[SuperFerret]

Domestic cats are statistically the most vicious felines when it comes to their hunting habits. Maybe it's because they know there's a can of Fancy Feast waiting for them, so they can just play with (read as: torture) that poor mouse for a while before eating.

 

[Erzengel]

Don't make Hoojibs kick his ass.

He's a mean lil f'ker.

 

[Mee]

Post more pics of him......ever since I saw your cat in the Pet Photo thread I've been in love with him :heart:

Here ya go ATP-

 

[Ben Urich]

Yeah, I'm gonna need your address so I can, um... steal your cat.

 

[Fran]

Here ya go ATP-

Why did you lock him out of the house? And why did you throw him in the dirt?

Cruelty to animals!!

 

[Mee]

I let him in the house and he likes to roll in the dirt.

 

[Machx72]

Man, my dog could kick your cat's tail any day...

He'll lob his big ol' head your cat's way and school his punk ass.

 

[Fran]

Godless killing machine.

 

[Prognosticator]

Nice trees! Is that the Unibomber's shack I see to the right??

 

[Mee]

Godless killing machine.

I tried to take a picture once of my cat looking at a pic of Satan Cat on the computer, but he wouldn't sit still.

 

[Fran]

My cat has no front claws, but likes to think he still has them. He still scratches the sides of the couches and chairs when he feels like it.

 

[Mee]

Hey, he can dream.

 

[BRUTAL]

My recently adopted Death-Cats FTW!

Spoiler

 

[Immortalfire]

He's a nice looking cat

 

[redmarvel]

All cats that have not been declawed and are allowed out of doors will revert to savage killing machines.

Ours killed birds, mice, moles, and then it started bringing home the heads of garter snakes...

 

[Fran]

Can't see the pics, BRUTAL.

 

[BRUTAL]

Spoiler

Fixed?

 

[Fran]

I can't see it, but maybe other people can.