My girlfriend has bedbugs

[El ASESINO]

Woke up today around 5am at her place. I had a terrible itch went to the bathroom and notice some bugs on my shirt. I poped two of them and notice they were full of blood. I woked her up and told her about it and, she told me that she knew about the bedbugs. I got angry at her and told her to throw her bed and clean the apartment. I broke up with her because I hate bedbugs

 

[Abaddon]

she's dirty.

 

[Fran]

Good job, ace.

 

[Mister J]

At least it wasn't crabs.

 

[omid17]

at least you were honest

 

[LegendaryCaleb]

?...gj...?

 

[Hunter Rider]

 

[El ASESINO]

What got me angry is that she knew about the bedbugs and didn't do anything to exterminate them. To me that means being lazy and dirty

 

[tzarinna]

Omigod, my worse nightmare.
Okay, one of my worse nightmares.

 

[terry78]

It's time for a Brazilian.

 

[Abaddon]

What got me angry is that she knew about the bedbugs and didn't do anything to exterminate them. To me that means being lazy and dirty

who knows what else she had that she didn't tell you about

 

[tzarinna]

Oh no.

 

[The Riddler]

question: what kind of woman would know she had bed bugs and continue to live with them?

answer: a dirty one.

 

[knowsbleed]

That's pretty damn nasty.

How long were you with her? Is that the first time sleeping over?

 

[Zero_Vault]

What made you want to go out with her in the first place?

What... the.... ????

And please don't tell me, sex.

 

[terry78]

A nasty guy I can tolerate, we always live in filth.

A nasty girl is just sickening beyond reproach. A girl that doesn't even care about hygiene....blech.

 

[omid17]

the bedbugs probably layed eggs all over her body

 

[El ASESINO]

I have been with her for two months. Yes I have slept with in my place. This was the first time at her place. What made me go out with her is that believe me or not she is good looking and she likes metal like I do. Early this morning that dirty person is out of my life.

 

[The Question]

Woke up today around 5am at her place. I had a terrible itch went to the bathroom and notice some bugs on my shirt. I poped two of them and notice they were full of blood. I woked her up and told her about it and, she told me that she knew about the bedbugs. I got angry at her and told her to throw her bed and clean the apartment. I broke up with her because I hate bedbugs

That is probably the damn stupidest reason I've ever heard to break up with someone.

 

[LegendaryCaleb]

lol at this being a main topic of discussion tonight

 

[Super Kal]

oh man... I hate those things... even as a kid, that phrase "don't let the bedbugs bite" scared the hell out of me and kept me up lots of nights.

I even stopped sleeping in my bed at one point...
I hope she was able to get rid of them.

 

[Abaddon]

why get rid of them? she was fine with them before. She probably made herself queen of them.

 

[El ASESINO]

That is probably the damn stupidest reason I've ever heard to break up with someone.

Have you ever been bitten by bedbugs?

 

[Bill]

t:

 

[knowsbleed]

That is probably the damn stupidest reason I've ever heard to break up with someone.

You would stay with the bug infested broad? The BIB?

I would throw my own sheets away if that BIB stayed at my place.