MY HILL!! Game

[OriginalMiles]

Absorbs the explosion and lets out a blast of energy, sending Roadkill flying off MY HILL!

 

[Roadkill]

Seals OriginalMiles in a stasis field and hurls him into a wormhole and takes back MY HILL!

 

[Raelis Shae]

Reincarnated as a warrior princess, I tie up Roadkill and with my lasso of truth ask him whose hill it is. "Yours," he mumbles, and with that I boot him off MY HILL!

 

[Roadkill]

Get my buddy Hades to lockup the "warrior princess" in Tarturus and take back MY HILL!

 

[Raelis Shae]

I break free from Tartarus and put Roadkill in a sack, which I present as a gift to Cerberus for my escape. MY HILL!

 

[Roadkill]

Emerging from his vat, Roadkill Mk6 sows the teeth of the Hydra at the base of the hill and my skeletal army sweeps Raelis Shae off MY HILL!

 

[Raelis Shae]

I throw precious stones towards the skeletal army and they destroy themselves fighting for them. I then do a flying kick to remove Roadkill off MY HILL.

 

[Roadkill]

Roadkill Mk6 deftly dodges Raelis Shaes' flying kick and she falls screaming over a cliff and off MY HILL!

 

[Raelis Shae]

I climb the cliff and run as fast as the wind and headbutt Roadkill off MY HILL!

 

[Roadkill]

I arrest my fall with my handy jet pack and return the favor with a rocket assisted headbutt. MY HILL!

 

[OriginalMiles]

I sneak up behind Roadkill while wearing my invisibility cloak. I stab him and throw his corpse off MY HILL!

 

[Sensi]

I pull off your cloak and wrap it around me. Gently kick you off the hill and watch you fall right behind Roadkill... Awwwww My Hill

 

[Raelis Shae]

I run around you so fast that the invisibility cloak falls off. I then wrap it around your head and push you off MY HILL.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

I burrow into the hillside and dig until I'm directly underneath Rae. I then reach above ground, grab her ankles, and pull her down.

I climb out, dirty and victorious, standing proudly atop my hill.

 

[Raelis Shae]

As I climb up I push a big ball of rocks and dust. As I reach the summit the now gigantic lump hits its momentum and suddenly rolls down upon Prime, who is promptly squashed. MY HILL.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

I undergo superhuman healing processes, run up the hill, tackle you from behind, and then stand on your bottom. My hill(s).

 

[Raelis Shae]

I manage to get out and get you in a sleeper hold which causes you to lose consciousness. I then roll you off MY HILL.

 

[Roadkill]

Roadkill Mk7 emerges from his clone vat and sends a swarm of nanobots to break Raelis Shae down into a pile of sludge which I then sweep off MY HILL!

 

[OriginalMiles]

I use my awesome samurai skills to cut Roadkill in half, because he's standing on MY HILL!

 

[Roadkill]

Unfortunately for OriginalMiles, my still existent nanobots reduce him to sludge. The newly emergent Roadkill Mk8 reclaims MY HILL!

 

[Raelis Shae]

I become a sludge monster and cover the area with enough disgusting slime and gunk to destroy Roadkill and his nanobots. MY HILL!

 

[OriginalMiles]

I reform my body out of the sludge, becoming human again. I use water to wash away Raelis Shae and I watch her slide off MY HILL.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

I recover from my earlier ordeal, climb up the hill, and sweep-kick Miles off his feet. He smacks his head on a rock, and I reclaim my hill.

 

[Raelis Shae]

I leave a trail of irresistible cupcakes for Prime. The cakes lead him to a huge vault that once closed cannot be opened. Which leaves me on MY HILL.

 

[Roadkill]

Upon vat emergence, Roadkill Mk9 hijacks a Kree battle cruiser and vaporizes Raelis Shae with a plasma cannon and reclaims MY HILL!