My life is falling apart!!

[Erzengel]

'Cause this place is more "Who would win, Dr. Strange or Morg?", or "Funniest. Video. Ever!!", and then it's a link to a flash animation of a kitten singing "Closer"....you know?

Dr. Strange.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Damn, why is everyone so hard on JokerNick. the girl's clearly a ***** and stood out with her friends to piss him off on purpose.

No. That's what he did to her the next night.
One reason I'm hard on him about it is, I put myself in the girl's shoes (******s make Deathlok jokes now....thx.).
Could I imagine myself out with friends/co-workers, getting caught up in stuff and neglecting to call, while still loving my girlfriend and honestly not doing anything really bad? Yep.......and if her response was to write a note on my car saying "You'll never see me again"?...'cause I was out playing darts too late?...I'd say, "mmmM-Kay, good riddance, psycho-baby."



It's not that she was a perfect saint and he was a child molester....it's his inordinate response that indicates that he has huge emotional problems.

"How was "playing darts"?....I'm not stupid you know."

If he's SO certain that she's out cheating on him, why the F*** is he staying with her?

 

[JokerNick]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

trust me, I've been cheated on before... I know how girls get before they do that... katie is the type of girl that has always been there for me... cooking me dinner when I work late, calling to find out how my days going.... she's given up alot for me....

 

[Lackey]

what if your boyfriend was in the hospital unable to walk with a tube in his dick? what would you do?

well, if he had a brother... you know, keep it in the family.

 

[Darthphere]

trust me, I've been cheated on before... I know how girls get before they do that... katie is the type of girl that has always been there for me... cooking me dinner when I work late, calling to find out how my days going.... she's given up alot for me....

If this helps you sleep better at night, hmm I banged a Katie two nights ago, where you from again?

 

[JokerNick]

were you lying about your stretchmarks too??

stretchmarks... the ones on my arms and chest from working out... nope...

 

[Lackey]

No. That's what he did to her the next night.
One reason I'm hard on him about it is, I put myself in the girl's shoes (******s make Deathlok jokes now....thx.).
Could I imagine myself out with friends/co-workers, getting caught up in stuff and neglecting to call, while still loving my girlfriend and honestly not doing anything really bad? Yep.......and if her response was to write a note on my car saying "You'll never see me again"?...'cause I was out playing darts too late?...I'd say, "mmmM-Kay, good riddance, psycho-baby."

nah, she's a selfish ***** cheater

 

[Hades]

none that I really can open up too..... if I did that, they would be like "dude, your gay".....

Yeah, my friends are like that, too.

Sometimes it's easier just blabbing out a bunch of personal crap out on the internet where nobody knows you then to someone who could potentially use that information in a negative way or something.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

well, if he had a brother... you know, keep it in the family.

no way, you should do the Dr.

 

[JokerNick]

If this helps you sleep better at night, hmm I banged a Katie two nights ago, where you from again?

lol.... uh huh.... and her tattoo on her stomach,, what does it say...?? lol

 

[JokerNick]

Yeah, my friends are like that, too.

Sometimes it's easier just blabbing out a bunch of personal crap out on the internet where nobody knows you then to someone who could potentialy use that information in a negative way or something.

exactly.....

 

[Darthphere]

lol.... uh huh.... and her tattoo on her stomach,, what does it say...?? lol

It doesnt say Nick thats for sure.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

lol.... uh huh.... and her tattoo on her stomach,, what does it say...?? lol

****e?

 

[JokerNick]

It doesnt say Nick thats for sure.

wrong.... I have one of her, and she the same....

 

[Lackey]

wrong.... I have one of her, and she the same....

when you get tattoos like that, you're just asking for it

 

[Darren Daring]

Yeah, my friends are like that, too.

Sometimes it's easier just blabbing out a bunch of personal crap out on the internet where nobody knows you then to someone who could potentially use that information in a negative way or something.

Most people don't have arch-nemesis who would try nad hurt them with every shred of personal information they can gather. Plus, if you do have the nemesis, don't tell that person your personal information.

 

[Darthphere]

wrong.... I have one of her, and she the same....

Well I didnt get a chance to look at ther stomach since I banged her in the dark hallway next to the darts board. It was a quickie, and with me it always seems that way. :heart: :meow:

 

[Erzengel]

Most people don't have arch-nemesis who would try nad hurt them with every shred of personal information they can gather. Plus, if you do have the nemesis, don't tell that person your personal information.

JAL called me his nemesis. I don't know how I should feel about that.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Tangled Web cybered JAL last night on MSN pretending to be me then PMed me the conversation. I couldnt read it all.

 

[Darren Daring]

JAL's stench could take down a herd of Polar Moose.

 

[Erzengel]

Brodie who's your nemesis. I'm willing to trade.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

JAL's stench could take down a herd of Polar Moose.

JAL is kip
Tangled is Me, they started to really get into it after this part.

Me:
Yea you ****ing *****
kip says:
oh your into the dirrty talk huh
Me:
Yea piggy
kip says:
so you know all about the dirty sanchezs then
Me:
Yes...
kip says:
taken a few in your days
Me:
No
Me:
YOu ****ing sick *****
Me:
I hate you
kip says:
i'm sorry
Me:
you are ****ing ruining it for yourself, beg,, beg for my attention
kip says:
please
Me:
beg
kip says:
pretty please with sugar on it
Me:
BEG you ****ing sex slave
kip says:
please!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 i'm begging you
Me:
BEG. Say something dirty
kip says:
I'm puty in your hands mold me
kip says:
putty
Me:
Be real

 

[Holly Goodhead]

i dont swear that much

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

nah, she's a selfish ***** cheater

Great. Again, if so, isn't it his fault for staying with her?
Of course he's going to blow up in a jealous rage over every little thing if he's an abusive, troubled dude trying to make a relationship work with a selfish ***** cheater.

 

[Darren Daring]

If it's real, it's hilarious. If it's fake, it's well crafted literature

Win/Win.