My first Stalker!!! Be proud Momma!

[THERETURN]

Tell her this verbatim.

"I can't be with anyone who makes me wait this long to sleep with them."

Believe me its not her making the no pants dance not happen! she has a habit of going in to detail on what she wants to do to me if i went with her, and it ain't walks along the beach.

 

[Erzengel]

Then what are you doing on here?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Toy with her unstable emotions.

Totally

 

[Colossal Spoons]

If she's hot, then go for it.

Crazy girls are wild in the sack.

I couldn't help but think of Penelope from Club Dread or the redhead from Wedding Crashers.

 

[THERETURN]

Im not doing her! she creeps me out! would you poke a girl who has pics of you all over her wall, convinces herself that you in a reltionship and screams at every hot chick i like! she told one girl i had syphellis just so we wouldnt see each other.

 

[THERETURN]

I couldn't help but think of Penelope from Club Dread or the redhead from Wedding Crashers.

If either of those were stalking me i would not mind! i would leave my window open at night so they could take advantage of me! this girl is just scary in a bad bad way.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Im not doing her! she creeps me out! would you poke a girl who has pics of you all over her wall, convinces herself that you in a reltionship and screams at every hot chick i like! she told one girl i had syphellis just so we wouldnt see each other.

I'd give a girl like that a poke if I were moving out of town the next day, haha.

and that girl sucks at spelling!

 

[Cyrusbales]

sleep with her best freind, or sister, maybe even mum if you ca get lucky, lol. That'll put her off

 

[Noon]

She has sent me a text just this minute,

"hay why dow u answr any of me calls or msgs. my bro sed e saw u wiv a blonde girl the other day can we meet up and sort something out? xxx hugz xxx"

OMG!

tell her you only date english speaking girls

 

[Erzengel]

Nevermind guys. He's a sissy.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I still wanna see this chick

 

[Cyrusbales]

Screw Everyone Who Is Close To Her Until She Gets The Idea!!!!

 

[Zaed]

tell her that you prefer salami over pie and if she doesnt believe you prove it to her.

 

[THERETURN]

Her mother looks like alice cooper! she has no sister (thank god theres not two of them) she does have a dog! her best mate is major hot but wont go near me cause she thinks im being horrible to her stalker of a mate.

 

[Crooklyn]

I don't even think we need a link (but do so anyway ). It's quite implied this chick ain't worth the stabbing, even if she is crazy.

 

[THERETURN]

Nevermind guys. He's a sissy.

SCREW YOU!!!!!

 

[jaguarr]

Im not doing her! she creeps me out! would you poke a girl who has pics of you all over her wall, convinces herself that you in a reltionship and screams at every hot chick i like! she told one girl i had syphellis just so we wouldnt see each other.

PIITB. Repeatedly and hard. To the point that she'll never want to be around you again. Every time you're with her, PIITB and ONLY PIITB. Be rough about it. She might like it at first but after awhile, it'll get old for her fast and she won't want to be around you anymore. Everyone else already knows she's whacko, too, so it won't matter what she says about you after you "break up".

The reason I say this is that she's got an idealized idea of what you are really like in her twisted up little head. Shatter that image and ruin it for her and she'll lose interest.

jag

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Screw Her!!!!!!

 

[arachnid-guy]

She has sent me a text just this minute,

"hay why dow u answr any of me calls or msgs. my bro sed e saw u wiv a blonde girl the other day can we meet up and sort something out? xxx hugz xxx"

OMG!

She can't spell for ****.

 

[Erzengel]

SCREW YOU!!!!!

I'm not afraid of women.

 

[ElectroFlare]

Her mother looks like alice cooper! she has no sister (thank god theres not two of them) she does have a dog! her best mate is major hot but wont go near me cause she thinks im being horrible to her stalker of a mate.

You don't have to go that far man...they just said do the girls that are close to her...

 

[arachnid-guy]

Im not doing her! she creeps me out! would you poke a girl who has pics of you all over her wall, convinces herself that you in a reltionship and screams at every hot chick i like! she told one girl i had syphellis just so we wouldnt see each other.

One word.

YES!

(and provide the link)

 

[THERETURN]

I'm not afraid of women.

Thats cause the closest you get to a woman is those real dolls!

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Take Jag's advice and PIITB.

 

[THERETURN]

^ Tis good advice. Thanks