My first Stalker!!! Be proud Momma!

[bunk]

I wouldn't sleep with that chick, there's gonna be a group of people searching through a field to find a certain something....

 

[THERETURN]

She two years younger than me aswell which makes her 17! she a freaky teen.

 

[Erzengel]

Thats cause the closest you get to a woman is those real dolls!

Hey you don't have to get all beliggerent because you can't handle being a sissy. You are just going to have to work up the courage one day.

 

[Crooklyn]

She two years younger than me aswell which makes her 17! she a freaky teen.

Post her pic already.

 

[THERETURN]

Hey you don't have to get all beliggerent because you can't handle being a sissy. You are just going to have to work up the courage one day.

WTF is beliggerent?

Im not afraid of women, i rule with an iron fist! Insolent fool!

 

[arachnid-guy]

Goddammn it...i'm 17.

Commme ooonnnnn already....pic or link.

 

[THERETURN]

Post her pic already.

Shall not be long! just waiting to get the address of my mate!

 

[Crooklyn]

Shall not be long! just waiting to get the address of my mate!

Give us a rating out of a 10 scale so we can prepare for disappointment.

 

[Erzengel]

WTF is beliggerent?

Im not afraid of women, i rule with an iron fist! Insolent fool!

Yet, you have yet to touch her.

Run Return run run run. But don't run too fast because of the skirt.

 

[THERETURN]

Yet, you have yet to touch her.

Run Return run run run. But don't run too fast because of the skirt.

I refuse to enter a battle of wits with someone who is unnarmed.

Now hush little girl i can hear ya uncle coming upstairs to tuck you in to bed.

 

[THERETURN]

Give us a rating out of a 10 scale so we can prepare for disappointment.

Id say 7 on a good day! she got huge melons!

 

[arachnid-guy]

I refuse to enter a battle of wits with someone who is unnarmed.

Now hush little girl i can hear ya uncle coming upstairs to tuck you in to bed.

Oooh...things are getting serious!

 

[Erzengel]

I refuse to enter a battle of wits with someone who is unnarmed.

Now hush little girl i can hear ya uncle coming upstairs to tuck you in to bed.

Unnamed? You are precious.

 

[THERETURN]

^ yes, yes i am!

 

[Crooklyn]

Id say 7 on a good day! she got huge melons!

I can just tell she's a butterhead.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Yeah, this chick's face is gonna look like a cheese grater.

 

[Erzengel]

Who hasn't boarded a crazy train at least once in their lives. Aside from Return.

 

[arachnid-guy]

*THINKING*

Just look towards the breast area....

Just look towards the breasts....

 

[jaguarr]

I'm tellin' ya, turn her Hershey Highway into the friggin' Lincoln Tunnel if she's not going to listen to reason and take a hint. Be careful though and don't give her any sort of evidence that she could use against you if she decides to tell the bobbies you raped her or something when you try to break up with her. If all goes well, you'll be free of her and she'll be on to a new career as a parking garage.

jag

 

[Crooklyn]

Yeah, this chick's face is gonna look like a cheese grater.

I was gonna suggest to just get a bj, but bj's and cheese graters don't go well together.

 

[Darthphere]

I can officially say, i have my first stalker, my best mates girlfriend had a party about a month ago, i went thinkin nothing of it but theres was tons of girls their.

One girl who is unfortunately now my stalker followed me round the entire night. she got my number of another girl and has been phoning me and texting me constantly since that night.

I told her i wasn't interested and it got pretty heated. then i found out she has pictures of me in her room on her website and on her phone. She puts love letters and poems through my door every night and worse she finds out what girls i like and scares them away.

What shall i do?

Sounds like bull****.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

^You gotta believe man.

 

[Darthphere]

^You gotta believe man.

"I dont gotta do anything but stay black and die."

-Morgan Freeman.

 

[jaguarr]

"I dont gotta do anything but stay black and die."

-Morgan Freeman.

Well, you've already failed at both of those, then.

jag

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Yeah, big fat F.