My first Stalker!!! Be proud Momma!

[AndThePickles]

I was gonna suggest to just get a bj, but bj's and cheese graters don't go well together.

 

[arachnid-guy]

We have been waiting.....

give us the cheese grater's site.

 

[AndThePickles]

Why are you guys so anxious to see this crazy girl?

 

[arachnid-guy]

We want to ridicule her.

 

[AndThePickles]

She's gotta look crazy on the outside as crazy as she is on the inside!

 

[Colossal Spoons]

We want to ridicule her.

Ah, honesty.

 

[arachnid-guy]

nah only jesting.

 

[Tropico]

WTF is beliggerent?

Im not afraid of women, i rule with an iron fist! Insolent fool!

Hahahahaha! I can always count on the Community boards to give me a good laugh!!

 

[Mic]

Punch her in the baby maker. Yep, square in the baby maker.

Failing that, punch her in the face. Yep, right in the salami sucker.

 

[Capt Throbberson]

Take Jag's advice and PIITB.

Put it in the butt

 

[Mic]

Put it in the butt

 

[Whirlysplat]

I can officially say, i have my first stalker, my best mates girlfriend had a party about a month ago, i went thinkin nothing of it but theres was tons of girls their.

One girl who is unfortunately now my stalker followed me round the entire night. she got my number of another girl and has been phoning me and texting me constantly since that night.

I told her i wasn't interested and it got pretty heated. then i found out she has pictures of me in her room on her website and on her phone. She puts love letters and poems through my door every night and worse she finds out what girls i like and scares them away.

What shall i do?

Is she hot?

- Whirly

 

[Sean Adisano]

She has sent me a text just this minute,

"hay why dow u answr any of me calls or msgs. my bro sed e saw u wiv a blonde girl the other day can we meet up and sort something out? xxx hugz xxx"

OMG!

freaky

 

[Mee]

Still no link or pic?

Smells of desperate cry for attention.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

*sniff* *sniff*