My first Stalker!!! Be proud Momma!

[THERETURN]

I can officially say, i have my first stalker, my best mates girlfriend had a party about a month ago, i went thinkin nothing of it but theres was tons of girls their.

One girl who is unfortunately now my stalker followed me round the entire night. she got my number of another girl and has been phoning me and texting me constantly since that night.

I told her i wasn't interested and it got pretty heated. then i found out she has pictures of me in her room on her website and on her phone. She puts love letters and poems through my door every night and worse she finds out what girls i like and scares them away.

What shall i do?

 

[Mee]

What shall i do?

Don't scream when she kills you. Be a man.

 

[AndThePickles]

I can officially say, i have my first stalker, my best mates girlfriend had a party about a month ago, i went thinkin nothing of it but theres was tons of girls their.

One girl who is unfortunately now my stalker followed me round the entire night. she got my number of another girl and has been phoning me and texting me constantly since that night.

I told her i wasn't interested and it got pretty heated. then i found out she has pictures of me in her room on her website and on her phone. She puts love letters and poems through my door every night and worse she finds out what girls i like and scares them away.

What shall i do?

Notify security!

 

[FRUITY]

Toy with her unstable emotions.

 

[November Rain]

whatever you do, don't attract attention to it, like say dedicate a whole thread to her...

that would be silly....

 

[Erzengel]

I can officially say, i have my first stalker, my best mates girlfriend had a party about a month ago, i went thinkin nothing of it but theres was tons of girls their.

One girl who is unfortunately now my stalker followed me round the entire night. she got my number of another girl and has been phoning me and texting me constantly since that night.

I told her i wasn't interested and it got pretty heated. then i found out she has pictures of me in her room on her website and on her phone. She puts love letters and poems through my door every night and worse she finds out what girls i like and scares them away.

What shall i do?

If she's hot, then go for it.

Crazy girls are wild in the sack.

 

[Immortalfire]

It's a crowing moment in life when you get your first stalker *single tear*

 

[THERETURN]

She is hot! but dude she got pics of me on her wall and im on her website! its scary walking the streets at night and wandering if she watching me! she got pics of me kissing other girls and i do not remember any one being their with a camera.

 

[AndThePickles]

If she's hot, then go for it.

Crazy girls are wild in the sack.

Hell no, then she'll want to marry him.

 

[Erzengel]

It'll be a great story for the grandkids. And then kids, the psycho b'tch straddled grandpa's hips wielding a butcher knife and that's when grandpa knew he had to take her down.

 

[Erzengel]

Hell no, then she'll want to marry him.

You so crazy.

 

[Immortalfire]

I hope she's not psychotic, and needy. You'll never get rid of her.

 

[THERETURN]

I hope she's not psychotic, and needy. You'll never get rid of her.

She cried when i told her to back off, she then told my best mate we had our first argument.

 

[Immortalfire]

She cried when i told her to back off, she then told my best mate we had our first argument.

Rats. Looks like my hope for what isn't, is.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Can I have a link to the website please

 

[Mee]

Can I have a link to the website please

Yes, I feel we need it. To form, um, accurate advice.

 

[jaguarr]

Tell her your best mate is madly in love with her and was talking about how he wished he was single so he could marry her. She'll turn her attentions to him. Problem solved.

jag

 

[arachnid-guy]

Can I have a link to the website please

...To judge the 'hawtness'.

 

[FRUITY]

She cried when i told her to back off, she then told my best mate we had our first argument.

Hand her the address to a legitimate psychiatric ward and say "If you really love me, you'll give this a try."

 

[THERETURN]

I'll put the link on soon, gotta get my mate to text me the address, i tried to blank out the memory of it but it gets worse.

There is a nice pic of me drunk with a dude trying to kiss me though.

 

[Sean Adisano]

Don't scream when she kills you. Be a man.

best advice right here

 

[The Amazing Lee]

...To judge the 'hawtness'.

Well...we've gotta know that they are telling the truth a all

 

[arachnid-guy]

Well...we've gotta know that they are telling the truth a all

Exactamaly.

 

[THERETURN]

She has sent me a text just this minute,

"hay why dow u answr any of me calls or msgs. my bro sed e saw u wiv a blonde girl the other day can we meet up and sort something out? xxx hugz xxx"

OMG!

 

[Erzengel]

Tell her this verbatim.

"I can't be with anyone who makes me wait this long to sleep with them."