My Life Sucks. With Pictures!!!

[Not Jake]

I am going to make a scandalous suggestion....stop living your life online until you have sorted out the offline part. get to classes or at least prepare for exams.

I once missed a year of lectures, following a bad breakup, and was lacking in money following lending a freind £10k but I ended up cramming the night before exams and living off noodles for 6 months. So there is a light at the ened of the tunnel but you have to be pro active to see it.

Good luck

I don't know how they do it in your country but here, I did bad on my first test in a class (unprepared) and I think I slept over my second test. There are only 3 tests, so I failed the class no matta what. I don't know why I slept over the 2nd test, but I do know I would've done bad on it anyway since I hadn't gone to a class since the first test. I don't know why I did that either. I have no drive to do anything and haven't in a while.

I am hoping this depression diagnosis really turns out for me. Man, would that be a light at the end of the tunnel.

 

[Prognosticator]

^ Well, maybe if you were Jake instead things would be better

 

[Not Jake]

If you post your problems on the net, you're gonna get people who make fun of you. Don't worry about it.

Yeah I know, this is exactly the kind of thread I would come in and totally rape the person, and it'd be funny to me too.

 

[Prognosticator]

I don't know how they do it in your country but here, I did bad on my first test in a class (unprepared) and I think I slept over my second test. There are only 3 tests, so I failed the class no matta what. I don't know why I slept over the 2nd test, but I do know I would've done bad on it anyway since I hadn't gone to a class since the first test. I don't know why I did that either. I have no drive to do anything and haven't in a while.

I am hoping this depression diagnosis really turns out for me. Man, would that be a light at the end of the tunnel.

Hey, my advice about "internet dependency" was 100% sincere. Sounds like you drink too much beer and stay on the internet way too much (with way to little sleep at night) to keep your school life in check!

Beneath all the slick jokes these guys usually have half-good advise. If anything, they'll help you decide what's most important to YOU.

 

[chamber-music]

Trust me almost everyones broke in college. I am sure there are people at your college who are a lot worst off than you and you can alway play one of your friends Nintendo Wii. Theres usually free drinks floating around any good party. As for the lady problem, if you go to enough parties your bound to bump into the token drunken Ho.

 

[Not Jake]

You know though, guys, I really thought I was illustrating my problems a little better at 6 am this morning. Verbally illustrating, I mean. I kind of come off like a ***** right now. My problems are huge! They're big you guys. I didn't even tell you all of them. And I don't plan on it!

 

[Not Jake]

Trust me almost everyones broke in college. I am sure there are people at your college who are a lot worst off than you and you can alway play one of your friends Nintendo Wii. Theres usually free drinks floating around any good party. As for the lady problem, if you go to enough parties your bound to bump into the token drunken Ho.

I'm already broke, now I'm, I don't know, effed in the butt broke. Can't-go-to-school broke, gotta-get-a-new-job broke. I guess I'll have the time, once I'm not going to goddamn school

 

[Darren Daring]

Rape? Did you Rape someone?

Are you jsut stealing the plotline of Veronica Mars?

 

[Darthphere]

I love you Not Jake, and you are the father.

 

[Not Jake]

Rape? Did you Rape someone?

Are you jsut stealing the plotline of Veronica Mars?

I am going to watch one tonight to make myself feel better. Oh, Veronica, you salty moxy-machine

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Rape? Did you Rape someone?

Are you jsut stealing the plotline of Veronica Mars?

No, Not Jake is a Mexican mechanic who has a good heart, but is prone to violence.
If he doesn't get a job by the end of the week, he'll have to go back to prison.

 

[Darren Daring]

She alwyas make me feel better. In my pants. My Penis, specifically.


I *********e to her.

 

[Darthphere]

She alwyas make me feel better. In my pants. My Penis, specifically.


I *********e to her.

Tell me more.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

She's charm-rich, but breast-poor.

 

[Halcohol]

She's charm-rich, but breast-poor.

I still would.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

oh, yeah...
Oh wait, you mean *********e at her?
I wouldn't do that.

 

[Halcohol]

oh, yeah...
Oh wait, you mean *********e at her?
I wouldn't do that.

Well not necessarily "at" her... in her general direction, yes. If she gets hit with anything it's only because I got tremendous distance on it.