My Super Speculation

[JLBats]

meatbag?
damnit

uhnm

Meatbag- a sack of crap is the quick and easy explantion for how this bugger looks. crap is for example.. those leftover crusts you have from your pizza.. or that milk thats three days old rotting with every passing minute. hes the lettuce that turned black in some spots... the dung after a nice piece of roast beef. H=This poor soul hasn't kissed a girl, let alone his mother and hopes one of hype's ladys will do him the service of touching his penis before he dies at the age of 27 from starvation.. the how of that story.. is still unknown

Oh man.

Your skills with metaphor are as unwieldy as your heart

One day... one day... Sofa will tame you. She will also tame a goat. No lie.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

Spot on


So I look like a thing made out of pizza crusts and ****?



Sounds like an awesome art project

It'll totally top my normal macaroni on paper plate art I give to my mom for her birthday

 

[Venom Drool]

the art project that is your life

 

[JLBats]

stop using the damn rolleyes of old you bastard

They sum up everything there is to be said.

"whatever"

Seriously. You guys can paw at Nietzche and Socrates. I'm going with "whatever".

 

[Sofa]

Oh man.

Your skills with metaphor are as unwieldy as your heart

One day... one day... Sofa will tame you. She will also tame a goat. No lie.

Oh, hes tamed.

 

[Tsunulia]

meatbag?
damnit

uhnm

Meatbag- a sack of crap is the quick and easy explantion for how this bugger looks. crap is for example.. those leftover crusts you have from your pizza.. or that milk thats three days old rotting with every passing minute. hes the lettuce that turned black in some spots... the dung after a nice piece of roast beef. H=This poor soul hasn't kissed a girl, let alone his mother and hopes one of hype's ladys will do him the service of touching his penis before he dies at the age of 27 from starvation.. the how of that story.. is still unknown

*little tear*

You sir are the greatest genius who ever lived.

 

[Tangled Web]

emo?

No. It's old school country/folk.

 

[JLBats]

Oh, hes tamed.

*whip sound*

 

[Venom Drool]

Oh, hes tamed.

yea..

tamed like a ravenous lion from old country

 

[The Last Meatbag]

the art project that is your life

That made me rethink my life.

 

[Venom Drool]

No. It's old school country/folk.

same dif

 

[Venom Drool]

That made me rethink my life.

 

[Sofa]

yea..

tamed like a ravenous lion from old country

Yah but you're my lion baby.

Meow.

 

[JLBats]

Yah but you're my lion baby.

Meow.

Get a fricking room

 

[Kmack]

This thread was quite entertaining up until about the 6th page

 

[Venom Drool]

we did

budum tish

 

[JLBats]

This thread was quite entertaining up until about the 6th page

I destroyed it, didn't I?

 

[Venom Drool]

This thread was quite entertaining up until about the 6th page

i spoke words of beauty about you though

 

[Sofa]

we did

budum tish

Rawr.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

we did

budum tish

pix plz

 

[Sofa]

I destroyed it, didn't I?

You usually do, honey. It's ok. *Pats your head* Would you like a cookie?

 

[Sofa]

pix plz

Ugh.

 

[Venom Drool]

pix plz

no camera.. next time thought:

 

[JLBats]

*Pats your head*

*Psycho music*



Phantasm reDUX.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

Ugh.

I asked politely dammit