My wife left me at home!

[Mee]

Is the girl in your avvy your wife?

No, that's him.

 

[hammy]

joke time:

Guy brings girl home.

Girl is staring intensely at guy getting ready to unlock the door.

Guy, "Why are you staring at me?"

Girl, "I can sort of tell what a guy is like by the way he sticks his key into the keyhole"

Guy, "Oh really?"

Guy gets on knees and licks the keyhole

Who comes up with these things?

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

No, that's him.

first guy i ever found hot.

 

[Mee]

first guy i ever found hot.

Today's a big turning point in your life.

 

[Master Chief]

Is the girl in your avvy your wife?

Yep I love her.

 

[LeChuck]

I always knew they married younger in foreign countries but christ, 17 and all ready on the pantyhos phase? ****ing Canada.

 

[tzarinna]

I'd never leave you, MC. :heart: *cue psycho music*

 

[Cosmic]

Since when did you get married?

Who here is still single, besides me?

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Today's a big turning point in your life.

It is, i never realised till now i wanted to drop anchor in pooh bay.

Can i say that?

 

[Master Chief]

I'd never leave you, MC. :heart: *cue psycho music*

lol, never is too long, lol!!

Since when did you get married?

Who here is still single, besides me?

We gotted married like, last year. It was nicies.

 

[BRUTAL]

We gotted married like, last year. It was nicies.

The ceremony was meh, but that reception was crazy! Too bad about the cake though .

 

[Master Chief]

OpEN BarS FOR THE WIIIIN!

 

[Immortalfire]

Myself, Showtime, Ice-man, Fran, Mee and Wilhelm are dropping by later MC. The loneliness can drive you crazy, and we ain't having that.

 

[Master Chief]

lol k bring some hookers.

 

[BRUTAL]

OpEN BarS FOR THE WIIIIN!

Remember when Spoons started singing oh maaannnn... that was... that was just awful.

 

[Immortalfire]

Sorry, but blind_fury is unavailable.

 

[Master Chief]

Remember when Spoons started singing oh maaannnn... that was... that was just awful.

Waitm I don't remember

Sorry, but blind_fury is unavailable.

They don't have to be call girls! Just like. Pleasant. Looking. Ish. KkKKk I'm gonna put on a helmet and run around kbye lol.