Narrator

[The Last Meatbag]

Me-Hype thingie bio

 

[Master Chief]

I hope the balloon explodes.

 

[Tangled Web]

You get some special loving from Natalie Portman as Magneto breaks into your office uber pissed. He sees what your doing and declares you a homo sapien pig. Do you
A) Tell him to get out of the office
B) Stop what your doing and run
C) Try to kill him
D) Ask mystique to join in

If I chose B, would I get to take her with me?

 

[Tsunulia]

I hope the balloon explodes.

*pulls out the sharpies and draws MC's helmet on it*



Now it can explode

 

[BATFREDDIE]

B - I'm a rich remorsless killer. Not only do I get paid to kill but I rob the people I kill as well. So lots of cash for me

At this moment Pyro gets extremely pissed and rips up the paper. "You rich bastard!" he shouts, and flames you. Do you
A) make a run for it
B) take out your guns and start shooting people
C) Shape shift into a well-known mutant
D) Ask if you can continue to fill out the papers.

Tsunulia, you examine the balloon and see it was actually a bomb. If you had shot it, you would have died. Do you
A) Take the balloon and use it as a weapon
B) Shoot the balloon
C) Ignore the balloon
D) Take Jaguarr's ship

Last Meatbag, you are alone training in your dojo. Do you
A) do some yoga
B) Smoke some grass
C) Write a book and make millions
D) Go kill someone.

Deemar, you are driving someone else's car and feeling good about yourself. Do you
A) Make a cult movie about it
B) use your superstrength to total it
C) go to a gas station
D) go the govenors house.

And tangled web, yes you would.

 

[Master Chief]

*pulls out the sharpies and draws MC's helmet on it*



Now it can explode

omfg. mean.

 

[Tangled Web]

And tangled web, yes you would.

Well, then I pick B.

 

[Tsunulia]

Tsunulia, you examine the balloon and see it was actually a bomb. If you had shot it, you would have died. Do you
A) Take the balloon and use it as a weapon
B) Shoot the balloon
C) Ignore the balloon
D) Take Jaguarr's ship

Bomb.................ship........................bomb....................ship...............



......................................





D, but it better be one heck of a sweet ride

omfg. mean.

But you set that up so perfectly........

 

[BATFREDDIE]

Well, then I pick B.

You and natalie put your clothes back on and try to make a run for it but realize all the exits are blocked. You see an angry guy getting mobbed by pyro. Do you
A) Run past the brotherhood
B) Kick Magneto in the crotch
C) Alert the angry guy
D) Push a button sending sentinels to your location.

Tsunulia, you take off in jaguarr's ship and realize that thousands of pissed-off cliche looking covenant aliens are after you. Do you
A) Scream "STARSHIP TROOPERS"
B) Go into hyperdrive
C) Go to the guns area and shoot them
D) Deepfry some woodchips

 

[Tangled Web]

You and natalie put your clothes back on and try to make a run for it but realize all the exits are blocked. You see an angry guy getting mobbed by pyro. Do you
A) Run past the brotherhood
B) Kick Magneto in the crotch
C) Alert the angry guy
D) Push a button sending sentinels to your location.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, I'll take A.

 

[Tsunulia]

Dude this game is makin me laugh

Tsunulia, you take off in jaguarr's ship and realize that thousands of pissed-off cliche looking covenant aliens are after you. Do you
A) Scream "STARSHIP TROOPERS"
B) Go into hyperdrive
C) Go to the guns area and shoot them
D) Deepfry some woodchips

Holy Starship Troopers Batfreddie! Do aliens like wood chips? Can their hyperdrives catch up to mine? Are their ships shielded enough that my guns won't harm them?


WhudoIdoWhudoIdoWhudoIdo?????????????





D, I hope they like woodchips. I hope they understand that I'm trying to share food........

 

[BATFREDDIE]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, I'll take A.

You run past all the brotherhood but Sabretooth takes you down. Natalie fortunately makes it out safely but you are now their captive. Do you
A) Cry like a little baby
B) Try to escape and go after Natalie
C) Ask Sabretooth if he knows any Chuck Norris jokes
D) Alert the angry guy.

Tsunulia, you deepfry some woodchips turning the oven on. You forget that the balloon is still on the ship and part of the wing blows up. Do you
A) Seal the hatch
B) Head for the escape pod
C) Float in outerspace after the balloon
D) Eat the woodchips anyway.

 

[Tsunulia]

Tsunulia, you deepfry some woodchips turning the oven on. You forget that the balloon is still on the ship and part of the wing blows up. Do you
A) Seal the hatch
B) Head for the escape pod
C) Float in outerspace after the balloon
D) Eat the woodchips anyway.

Cool. More explosions.


A, I'll try to save the rest of the ship. Flying through space shouldn't be a problem while missing a wing. But re-entry................that'll be bumpy

 

[Tangled Web]

You run past all the brotherhood but Sabretooth takes you down. Natalie fortunately makes it out safely but you are now their captive. Do you
A) Cry like a little baby
B) Try to escape and go after Natalie
C) Ask Sabretooth if he knows any Chuck Norris jokes
D) Alert the angry guy.

.

I'll pick D.

 

[BATFREDDIE]

I'll pick D.

The crazed angry man sees you and takes out his gun. He starts firing at you but Toad gets in the way and gets owned. All this distraction is the perfect time to escape. Do you:
A) Go after Natalie
B) Talk to the angry man
C) Talk to Magneto
D) Use the restroom

Tsunulia, you float about aimlessly in space. The covenant give up because they want to burn their own woodchips. Do you:
A) watch the hologram channel
B) watch the dirty halogram channel, IE THX-1138
C) Deepfry some woodchips.
D) Check the deck for supplies.

 

[Tsunulia]

Tsunulia, you float about aimlessly in space. The covenant give up because they want to burn their own woodchips. Do you:
A) watch the hologram channel
B) watch the dirty halogram channel, IE THX-1138
C) Deepfry some woodchips.
D) Check the deck for supplies.

D, I wonder if Jag ever stored anything that's actually usefull on this ship........

*rummages around* Holy crap! It's the motherload!


*squeeks out* ........................................... beef jerky!

 

[Tangled Web]

The crazed angry man sees you and takes out his gun. He starts firing at you but Toad gets in the way and gets owned. All this distraction is the perfect time to escape. Do you:
A) Go after Natalie
B) Talk to the angry man
C) Talk to Magneto
D) Use the restroom

I'll take B.

 

[Tsunulia]

*still munches on jerky*

 

[The Last Meatbag]

I want to play

 

[Tsunulia]

We gotta get Freddie in here first

 

[deemar325]

At this moment Pyro gets extremely pissed and rips up the paper. "You rich bastard!" he shouts, and flames you. Do you
A) make a run for it
B) take out your guns and start shooting people
C) Shape shift into a well-known mutant
D) Ask if you can continue to fill out the papers.

Tsunulia, you examine the balloon and see it was actually a bomb. If you had shot it, you would have died. Do you
A) Take the balloon and use it as a weapon
B) Shoot the balloon
C) Ignore the balloon
D) Take Jaguarr's ship

Last Meatbag, you are alone training in your dojo. Do you
A) do some yoga
B) Smoke some grass
C) Write a book and make millions
D) Go kill someone.

Deemar, you are driving someone else's car and feeling good about yourself. Do you
A) Make a cult movie about it
B) use your superstrength to total it
C) go to a gas station
D) go the govenors house.

And tangled web, yes you would.

C) Go to gas station.

 

[Master Chief]

I want to play

I do too, but my head farkin' exploded for the dumbest reason evar. He already set your options though.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

okay

 

[wolfsfang]

I take in this order

C - B - A

I turn into Wolverine (unlike Mystique I also copy powers) start shooting everybody and setting bombs and then run for it before the place blows sky high

 

[Master Chief]

okay

Seriously, play.

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