Narrator

[Tsunulia]

You bask in the sonic experience, now do you:
A) Sit down on your couch and enjoy the rest of the night
B) Go after MC's boss
C) Find some woodchips
D) Join the brotherhood

Might as well do something other than eat in this game, even though I luff the chili pies. I'll go with B, but I better shine up my sword and clean my guns first.

 

[Master Chief]

I hope Jag crushes your Sony loving hands.

 

[Tsunulia]

Nah I'm a Nintendo girl myself, but I can't deny the greatness of Final Fantasy.

 

[Master Chief]

omfg, you mADE MY HEAD EXPLODE FOR NoThiNG OMFG

 

[Tsunulia]

You killed my my clone! Do you know how long it took me to grow that thing without getting the government's attention?!

 

[Tangled Web]

Oh and Tangled Web, its Natalie Portman, who else?

Oh, hmmmmmmm. Well I would have to say D.

 

[dr venture]

Hey BATFREDDIE what happened to mine

 

[Tsunulia]

*finishes readying the weapons*

 

[wolfsfang]

*continues drawing little doodles on Wolsfang's face*

*wakes up, looks at his face! And likes what he sees*

 

[BATFREDDIE]

Might as well do something other than eat in this game, even though I luff the chili pies. I'll go with B, but I better shine up my sword and clean my guns first.

Tsunulia, you decide to go after Jaguarr. Do you
A) Use your sword
B) Use your guns
C) Use your electric guitar
D) Use your woodchips.

c) side effect of the roids

Dr. Venture, you tell the police that it was your steroid problem. They except and send you to rehab. Do you
A) Smoke weed in rehab
B) Smoke crack in rehab
C) Inject heroin in rehab
D) Try to escape

Oh, hmmmmmm. Well, I would have to say D.

You get some special loving from Natalie Portman as Magneto breaks into your office uber pissed. He sees what your doing and declares you a homo sapien pig. Do you
A) Tell him to get out of the office
B) Stop what your doing and run
C) Try to kill him
D) Ask mystique to join in

*wakes up,looks at his face! And likes what he sees*

Wolfsfang, you are now awake. Do you
A) Go back to the bar
B) Kill tsunulia for what she did to your face
C) Congratulate Tsunulia for what she did to your face
D) Decide to go after the politician anyway

 

[dr venture]

I'll take D

 

[BATFREDDIE]

I'll take D

During the circle time to share your feelings, you punch everyone in the circle in the face and make a run for it quarterback style. You tackle the doctors, nurses and security guards that try to come after you. You make it to the outside. Do you
A) Go to the parking lot
B) Go back inside
C) Run the rest of the way
D) Find the hidden weed under the park bench

 

[wolfsfang]

I'll take C

and then D

 

[BATFREDDIE]

I'll take C

and then D

You congratulate Tsunulia and give her your party baloons, but then decide to go after the politician anyway. When you get to his house you see the brotherhood is all over the place. Do you
A) Forget about it, you don't want to be killed by the brotherhood
B) Shape change into a recognizable brotherhood figure
C) Run in guns blazing
D) Ask to join the brotherhood

 

[dr venture]

During the circle time to share your feelings, you punch everyone in the circle in the face and make a run for it quarterback style. You tackle the doctors, nurses and security guards that try to come after you. You make it to the outside. Do you
A) Go to the parking lot
B) Go back inside
C) Run the rest of the way
D) Find the hidden weed under the park bench

C) Run the rest of the way

 

[wolfsfang]

D - Infiltrate and destroy I say

 

[BATFREDDIE]

C) Run the rest of the way

You make a run for it but are running out of breath. Do you
A) Stop at a hotel
B) Stop at a gas station
C) continue to run
D) Stop at a strip club

D - Infiltrate and destroy I say

Now you must fill out loads of paperwork. For example, how long have you been a mutant terrorist? Is it
A) 1-5 years
B) 5-10 years
C) 10+
D) This is my first time

 

[wolfsfang]

C - I was a terrorist the moment I was born. A ruthless cold blooded killer with no pity or remorse for anybody

 

[Tsunulia]

Tsunulia, you decide to go after Jaguarr. Do you
A) Use your sword
B) Use your guns
C) Use your electric guitar
D) Use your woodchips.

B. The 45s are just itchin to shoot somn

 

[Tsunulia]

*whistles for a bit..........................tries to find some more wood chips and chili pie*

..............


*continues to wait for a bit*

 

[BATFREDDIE]

C - I was a terrorist the moment I was born. A ruthless cold blooded killer with no pity or remorse for anybody

Very good. Now, what is your sustanible income? Is it
A) $1,000 - $13,000
B) $13,000 - $20,000
C) Whenever i get paid
D) I make no income, I'm a dirty hobo.

Tsunulia, you shoot up Jaguarr to death, letting him fall to his doom. Jaguarr is out of the game. Afterwards you see a baloon floating beside you that wolfsfang gave you. Do you
A) Take the balloon
B) Shoot up the balloon
C) Ignore the baloon and continue on with your day
D) Examine the balloon

 

[deemar325]

Deemar : Genetically engineered Human, who is the pinnacle of perfection and has ever evolving superpowers (Exp: Super Strength, Rapid Healing, Flight...) I do not know the full extent of my ever adding powers or How I acquired them.

I work as a Repo-man by profession.

 

[wolfsfang]

B - I'm a rich remorsless killer. Not only do I get paid to kill but I rob the people I kill as well. So lots of cash for me

 

[Tsunulia]

Tsunulia, you shoot up Jaguarr to death, letting him fall to his doom. Jaguarr is out of the game. Afterwards you see a baloon floating beside you that wolfsfang gave you. Do you
A) Take the balloon
B) Shoot up the balloon
C) Ignore the baloon and continue on with your day
D) Examine the balloon

D.......... Ooooooooooooo..........................Pretty balloon................

 

[Tsunulia]

..................*balloon starts sinking and hovers a bit above the floor*...................