Narrator

[BATFREDDIE]

I was introduced to this game about a year ago from a close aquaintance, and i found it insanely awesome being the self-proclaimed king of ******ed RPGs. I thought it was logical to post it here.
Here's how the game works: The narrator (for now that's me) picks a timeline: past, present or future. Then you chose your character for that time period. It can be any character as long as it makes sense with the time period. Then the narrator gives you four options, and you chose one of them and progress with the game, trying to off the other players so you can be the champion. The winner of narrator gets to narrate the next round.
The timeline is: future. Pick a character.

 

[Tsunulia]

Tsunulia - everything same as my hype sequel bio.

 

[BATFREDDIE]

Tsunulia - everything same as my hype sequel bio.

Tsunulia, do you
A) play some electric guitar
B) eat some wood chips
C) Go through some mystery door
D) Kill some teddy bears

 

[Tsunulia]

B, but only if they're deep fried.

 

[Tangled Web]

Politician

 

[BATFREDDIE]

B, but only if they're deep fried.

You deepfry some woodchips and wonder how your day could get any better. You then eat them over some china plates and contemplate life.

Tangled Web, do you
A) Lie to the press
B) Tell the press the truth....hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
C) Conduct some scandals
D) Curse out some other politicians.

 

[Master Chief]

Master Chief - Intergalactic badass rapist/freelancing hitman.

 

[wolfsfang]

WolfsFang - Mutant Shapeshifting Bounty Hunter

 

[BATFREDDIE]

Master Chief - Intergalactic badass rapist/freelancing hitman.

Master Chief, you are in your ghost eating some doritoes. Do you
A) Rape some aliens
B) Kill some aliens
C) Get paid to kill some aliens
D) Take your mask off, ruining several peoples wet dreams

Wolfsfang, you are in an entergalactic bar when someone offers you to off a famous politician. Do you
A) Except the offer
B) Ask how much money they are offering
C) Decline and order a beer
D) Shape change into a stripper and give them a lapdance.

 

[Master Chief]

I'll take C, Alex.

 

[Tangled Web]

I'll take C

 

[dr venture]

Dr Venture-NFL Star

 

[wolfsfang]

B - if the money aint right I'll kill the person for wasting my time

 

[jaguarr]

I'll take C, Alex.

Dammit! I paid you good money to RAPE aliens, not kill them! You're off the payroll!

jag

 

[BATFREDDIE]

I'll take C, Alex.

Master Chief, you are paid by the Black Chief (jaguarr) to kill a girl named Tsunulia who is eating all the woodchips on planet Babulonian.

Tangled Web, you chose C) conduct some scandals by starting an anti-mutant plan. You sit calmly in your office, stretched out and relaxred as members of the brotherhood who are extremely pissed off come to take you down.

 

[Tsunulia]

*munches on wood chips, flips the plate over to see that it indeed was made in China*


*life is like a box of chocolates.........................which I really wanna eat right now*

 

[Master Chief]

lol, f**k, that's awesome, I offed someone in the game.

 

[wolfsfang]

*sits and waits for guy to give him an offer*

*Contemplates shapeshifting into a large beast and slaughtering everyone in the bar*

 

[BATFREDDIE]

B - if the money aint right I'll kill the person for wasting my time

The man confesses that there is no money, just a bunch of fun filled balloons. Do you
A) except the offer
B) Decline the offer
C) Kill the man and take his baloons
D) Shape shift into Dick Cheney.

 

[jaguarr]

lol, f**k, that's awesome, I offed someone in the game.

Your next assignment is to kill BATFREDDIE. I'll throw in an extra $10,000 if you sever his head and put it on a stick at the entrance to Community.

jag

 

[wolfsfang]

C - No cash is a waste of my time. You waste my time and I kill you and I kill your family and I kill your friends and your friends family.

I don't kill the pets tho

 

[Master Chief]

*Plants a tiny mine on a wood chip, Tsun eats it and 'er head a'splodes.*

Now I've offed someone, hahah. I feel mean.

Your next assignment is to kill BATFREDDIE. I'll throw in an extra $10,000 if you sever his head and put it on a stick at the entrance to Community.

jag

I 'unno where it is.

 

[Tsunulia]

lol, f**k, that's awesome, I offed someone in the game.

*walks in*...........................


Who killed my clone?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BATFREDDIE]

*munches on wood chips, flips the plate over to see that it indeed was made in China*


*life is like a box of chocolates.........................which I really wanna eat right now*

Tsunulia, you see a crazed spartan coming through your kitchen. Do you
A) Try to kill him
B) offer him some weed
C) Tell him playstation is better than X-box
D) Offer to be taken in alive.

Dr. Venture, NFL Star, you are losing and there is only ten seconds left in the game. Do you
A) Kick a field goal
B) Run for it, beating the **** out of all the other players
C) Drop the ball and do a little dance
D) Hit on some cheerleaders

 

[dr venture]

A ...